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After watching the now infamous Steinerline '03 again, again and again from Bad Blood, I decided to start a new topic here, and discuss our favorite flubs from all our favorite and not so favorite wrestlers. Major screw ups in the ring, outside the ring, cutting a promo, backstage segments, etc.

 

Post your favorites, and your not so favorites, but let's all join together and say:

 

"You Fucked Up!You Fucked Up!You Fucked Up!

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One of my favorites...

 

Wrestlemania IX, Mr. Perfect is backstage getting interviewed by Mean Gene about his upcoming match against Lex Luger. Gene goes on and on about how Hennig was 'perfect' at the casino the night before and they then talk about his match against Luger. After cutting a decent promo, Hennig gets all worked up and says something along the lines of "The Lexerssist Nars Luger, the...the...Lexerssist..uh.." and gets all choked up and stumbles over his words before Mean Gene chimes in with "The Narcissist Lex Luger!", Hennig chuckles and says "Yes! I'm going to the ring!"...

 

 

Classic fumble there by Mr. PERECT.

Guest Askewniverse
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-The Shockmaster.

 

-Does putting the WCW title on David Arquette count? That's gotta be one of the biggest flubs in wrestling history.

Guest JumpinJackFlash
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Goldberg coming out of a storage closet.

 

Goldberg coming out of a room with a narrow hall and a door inside that had an EXIT sign on it.

 

Goldberg slipping on the ropes, and flicking off the fans for laughng at him.

 

Goldberg getting into an argument with a Jerichoholic.

 

Goldberg tripping in his entrance, while doing a kick.

 

Goldberg's pyro always off-sync with his punches and kicks unlike in WCW.

 

Goldberg's car stopping while he's trying to drive it.

 

Goldberg in WWE.

 

Vince, you fucked up!

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Jeff Hardy was the Botch Master.

 

A personal favorite moment of his for me was slipping off the rail and crashing head first into a table that Jamal was holding. And a few minutes before that, Rico was getting tired of waiting for Jeff to come shake the ropes while Rico was getting to do the moonsault. On the original footage (it got cut out of the VHS / DVD), you can hear him perfectly shout, "Come on Jeff, god damn it!"

 

Steiner falling on his ass at the Rumble after doing his signature double underhook powerbomb on HHH

 

and Mick Foley crashing chestfirst into the announce table at WM 2000 nearly cracking his sternum.

 

EDIT: How could I forget about Viscera's infamous beer slip? :D

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WCW Sid: "I have HALF the brains that YOU do!"

 

And now...AMBIGUOUSLY GAY PROMOS

 

Stevie Ray on WCWSN: Stevie Ray: "You want me? You got me, baby. Take me about, mmm, three, four minutes to take off my clothes, get in my garb, and I'll get in the ring, and I'm gonna get in your BUTT. It ain't gonna take long, Hennig."

 

Tank Abbott: "I want someone big...and sexy!"

 

Goldberg: "I admire your skill...I admire your size. But one thing I will not stand for is your mouth. You come from behind! Tonight, I stomp a hole in your ass! You come out from the back, and you show me, Sid..one-on-one, who the man is! Your ass is next!"

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Lemme tell ya somethin Gene Oakerland, you out here talkin bout a KLIQ. Well the only kliq you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sista Sherry. See because what you're dealin with here is the brothahood. It's non stop from this point on in WCW. We takes what we want, and ever we take lex luger and the giant we want the gold SUCKA, HULK HOGAN we comin for you Nugga!

 

- Booker T.

 

RRR: So happy he has that on his harddrive.

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Kane slipping off the ropes at Summerslam had me dying for a minute.

 

The ladder match between Jeff Hardy and RVD at SummerSlam 01 where Jeff is hanging from the belts and RVD tries to kick him off, misses and flies halfway across the ring.

 

Bobby Heenan on an episode of Worldwide in 95: "If he's not careful, Buck is gonna break this ham and legger's eggs"

 

Yamaguchi-san's promo on Val Venis from July/August 98...not the exact words, but it was something like this:

 

"VAL VENIS...VAL VENIS...YOU...ARE NOT...HALF A MAN...YAMAGUCHI-SAN IS!!! And there will be no more...HELLO BABIES...LADIES!...I am gonna...ATTACK YOU!"

 

The promo was horrible but the way he said it and his facial expressions were funny as hell.

Guest Coffey
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"That's why I kicked your leg out of your leg."

 

- Owen Hart

Guest Coffey
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Actually, I thought I posted it a lot earlier but the site went down for me for a minute or two. So, after re-reading the topic, I realized that it never posted. So, that was just a repost.

 

That makes it even more eerie for me. :)

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Savage accidently eliminating himself from the 92 Rumble and the subsequent attempts by Monsoon and Heenan to make it seem like he can still go back in.

Guest Mulatto Heat
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Lemme tell ya somethin Gene Oakerland, you out here talkin bout a KLIQ. Well the only kliq you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sista Sherry. See because what you're dealin with here is the brothahood. It's non stop from this point on in WCW. We takes what we want, and ever we take lex luger and the giant we want the gold SUCKA, HULK HOGAN we comin for you Nugga!

 

- Booker T.

 

RRR: So happy he has that on his harddrive.

DAMN YOU!!! I have been looking for a soundbyte of that promo for months!

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The Jackie/Trish botched bulldog spot. Ugh. That was one of the worst moments of unintentionally exposing the business.

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The Jackie/Trish botched bulldog spot. Ugh. That was one of the worst moments of unintentionally exposing the business.

Didn't Jackie sell a missed 2nd rope bulldog from Trish in that match? That was definitely odd. That's kind of like when either Brian Adams or Brian Clarke sold a punch from The Undertaker two years ago that didn't even look like it connected.

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Savage accidently eliminating himself from the 92 Rumble and the subsequent attempts by Monsoon and Heenan to make it seem like he can still go back in.

Did i miss this? What happened?

After Savage eliminated Jake the Snake, he leapt over the top rope to continue beating on him and accidently eliminated himself in the process.

 

After he gets back in the ring, Monsoon and Heenan start claiming that you aren't allowed to eliminate yourself from the rumble, which is why Savage is still in the match.

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Sid asking to do a retake at IYH 1 and JR telling him "We're live pal"

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