Cheesiest DVD in your collection

[King Kamala 0]

I'd have to say mine is Suburban Commando, I got it in a bin of DVDs marked $8.88 last year at Wal-Mart. I couldn't deny a great deal for a hillariously bad Hogan movie. Hell the DVD even has a special feature, a really messed up trivia game that has nothing to do with the movie.

 

 

Another cheesy DVD I got is the 1986 obscure "cult classic" Trick or Treat. The movie has modern pictures of Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons on the cover, despite the movie being almost twenty years old and Ozzy only making a really small cameo and Gene only being in like 5 minutes of it. The movie stars Marc Price of Family Ties nonfame as a kid that's becoming possessed by his favorite rock star who happens to be dead. The movie is great if you're a fan of cheesy 80's hair metal but if you're not it's just a really silly B horror movie.

[Guest realsandman420]

i have hawk the slayer. cheese to the max!!!!

i love it.

[Downhome 0]

Psycho Beach Party baby~!

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lauren Ambrose...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Guest El Satanico]

Cannibal! The Musical

Joe's Apartment

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

King Kong Vs. Godzilla

The Sleepaway Camp trilogy

Wild Wild West

[Guest Askewniverse]

Pearl Harbor (2-disc version). I can't really complain though, since it was a gift.

[the max 0]

Young Guns 2

[Zack Malibu 0]

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama

 

Fraternity Vacation

 

China O'Brien

 

Tiger Claws 2

 

Tiger Claws 3

 

Bloodsport 4

[Guest Big_Jay101]

Joe's Apartment

Detroit Rock City

Army of Darkness

[King Kamala 0]

Bloodsport 4

that was the cheapest DVD I ever saw at FYE, you could get it for the alarmingly low price of $2.88. I'm not shitting you at all. I didn't buy it but maybe I should have $2.88 for a DVD is a crotch grabingly good deal.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Batman! The Movie

 

With Adam West, bay-be!

[Guest Big_Jay101]

How many Bllodsports did they make,,,are they all based on True Stories?

[Zack Malibu 0]

 

Bloodsport 4

that was the cheapest DVD I ever saw at FYE, you could get it for the alarmingly low price of $2.88. I'm not shitting you at all. I didn't buy it but maybe I should have $2.88 for a DVD is a crotch grabingly good deal.

I watched about 10 minutes of it, and shut it off. It was just...odd. It jumped from one thing to the next. The only remotely intersting thing about it (other than being a mindless karate flick, which I adore) is that it had Derek McGrath (Dr. Jeffkote from My Secret Identity) as a villanous warden. That was word what I paid for it ($6 brand new).

 

If you wanna talk video collections, the best deal I ever got for cheesy movies was a Billy Blank two pack, with Showdown (where he's the cop turned kung fu janitor that helps out a new kid, Karate Kid style) and King of The Kickboxers. Bought it at Strawberrie's of all places for $1.99.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

My girlfriend has National Lampoon's Last Resort.

 

Yup. That movie rules....or it really sucks, I haven't decided yet.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I own that as well.

 

In fact here's a list of some of my cheesy VHS as well:

 

National Lampoon's Last Resort

 

Combat Academy

 

Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000

 

Enter The Ninja

 

Revenge of the Ninja

 

Crack House

 

Pray For Death

 

Avenging Force

 

American Ninja 1 and 2

 

Grease 2

 

Bloody Birthday

 

Offerings

 

Seven Girlfriends

 

Lady Avenger

 

Wild Thing

 

One Man Army

 

All the Bloodfists (with Don Wilson)

 

Black Scorpion 1 and 2

 

Blackbelt 1 and 2 (2 is the worst movie EVER)

[El Gigante 0]

Cybernator.

 

So very very bad.

[Guest stardust]

Probably Grease (on VHS, mind you).

[Max Danger 0]

Caveman.

[PsychoDriver 0]

"Far Out Man" Tommy Chong's (of Cheech and Chong Fame) Solo Movie... it just kinda sucks

[Guest Dmann2000]

Street Fighter SE (Jean-Claude version)

 

5.88 at Wal-Mart

[DangerousDamon 0]

street fighter[sonny chiba version]

 

 

so fucking bad. me and my mom watched one day[cuz we love watching kung-fu flicks]after she had bought it. my god it was just so fake and chessy. it's still at her boyfriend's house to this day.

[razazteca 0]

Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song

I'm Gonna Get You Sucka

Drunken Tai Chi

The Smokers

Bruce Li movies

Wrestling Slams

Iron Monkey 2

Sponge Bob Squarepants HALLOWEEN

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Last To Surrender

 

Imagine Rush Hour with Roddy Piper playing Chris Tucker's role and a generic Asian actor in Jackie Chan's role.

 

2 dollars on Ebay.

 

I also got the Wrestler on Ebay for 2 dollars.

Dusty Rhodes acting = priceless.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

John Carpenter's Dark Star

John Carpenter's The Fog

Batman: The Movie (1966)

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Crawling Hand, I Accuse My Parents, Manos: Hands of Fate (~!), Mitchell, The Brain (Head?) That Wouldn't Die, The Wild World of Batwoman, and Beginning of the End

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

The Toxic Avenger set signed by Mr Troma himself, Lloyd Kaufman.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Batman: The Movie

Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Complete First Season

Saved By the Bell: Seasons 1 and 2

 

Now mind you, R&B is often very intelligent (in that it educates the viewer subtly), but there's a barrage of bad puns and the like that make the humor very much an acquired taste. Same goes for SBTB, 'cept that doesn't educate you about anything other than that hack writers and B-Level actors can land work on a higher level.

[starvenger 0]

Ultimate Power Rangers

Batman: The Movie

Tank Girl

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

 

But they all pale in comparison to my VHS copies of Fantastic Four and JLA.

[eiker_ir 0]

Grease( i love it!)

Power Rangers The Movie

Street Fighter (Van Damme)

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (best name for a movie ever!)

[razazteca 0]

But they all pale in comparison to my VHS copies of Fantastic Four and JLA.

Live action movies?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

"Vampire Seductress", I think it's called. I don't know...it's some cheesy B porn movie.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Ultimate Power Rangers

Batman: The Movie

Tank Girl

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

 

But they all pale in comparison to my VHS copies of Fantastic Four and JLA.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has lesbians and a masked mexican wrestler though...