Guest The Old Me Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 The 22nd is an important one. here.... i got something Please, take them. Some one gave them to me last year and I couldn't get them to leave.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 I expected you to be older since you're married (or at least I think you are). How old were you when you did get married? And how did you get her to follow the basic principles of the church of no maam?
Guest Flyboy Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 Rant isn't married, but happy birthday, man.
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 <- DEMANDS a celebratory Reverend Rant sermon. Happy Birthday
Zack Malibu Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 ::Hands Rant coupons for Nudie Bar:: "Don't use 'em all in one night, k?" Happy Birthday.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Happy birthday, hippie. I brought some friends along to sing (sorry for the size, but there were so many of them coming out of that beat-up, rusted van)...
MrRant Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Brothers, I thank you for worshipping the day that the Great Reverend was birthed. May the good Lord Bundy give thou many serving wenches in the afterlife. As I looked upon my day of birth whilst drinking the Golden Nectar of hops, barely and yeast I thanked the Shoe One for having my day fall upon FOOTBALL~! Sunday. There were weenie tots a plenty and I had beer brought to me on command from my woman as I scratched and belched my way through a extra-large 3x cheese and 2x pepperoni pizza dripping with so much grease you had to take asprin before eating to make sure your blood was thin enough for you not to have a heart attack. I hope all my other Brothers had a great Bundy Sunday Football Day as well. Go Seahawks.
Vern Gagne Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 One day late but ah well....Got that Louisville Slugger ready! Oh they all hate the Seahawks has well.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Hope you had a good one. Your day's over now.
Dr. Tom Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 May the good Lord Bundy give thou... Give THEE. Thee thee thee, a thousand times thee. "Thou" is subjective; "thee" is objective. Just for that, I hope you stubbed your toe yesterday.
caboose Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Happy Birthday Mr Rant, may your sexist rantings echo through the threads of TSM for many years...
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