Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 CARDIFF - A Welsh farmworker is under police investigation after allegedly biting off a kitten's head in front of 20 children, the London Sun said Friday. Dewi Richards, 32, is free on bail on cruelty charges as Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and police interrogate wit- nesses. The mother of Kaya Kemp, 12, said the girl was show- ing off the 2-week-old cat to friends when the kitten es- caped from her box. A man picked the cat up and "put her head in his mouth. He bit down and blood spurted everywhere," the woman told the Sun, saying she then began hitting the man. "He said if I didn't stop he'd bite my head off, too," she said. The man then ran off with the body of the kitten. Richards was arrested after complaints to police and the RSPCA in Llanelli, South Wales.
sfaJack Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Goddamn. That fucker needs the shit severely beaten out of him.
Agent_Bond34 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Wow, just wow. Words can't really describe what an idiot this guy really is. I hope he gets beheaded, himself.
1234-5678 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Goddamn. That fucker needs the shit severely beaten out of him. Or else make him the Principal of a school somewhere. That'll keep those little bastards in line! <on a side note, agreed, someone needs to kick the shit out of him>
Ripper Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Goddamn. That fucker needs the shit severely beaten out of him. Or else make him the Principal of a school somewhere. That'll keep those little bastards in line! <on a side note, agreed, someone needs to kick the shit out of him> It works for Ms. Crabtree. "Shut up or I will KILL this cute little bunny!!" I think they should tattoo what crime you commit on your arm before you go to prison so the lifers know who to shank first. I mean its just plain frustrating and un economical to have to keep bribing the guards. And before the "It was only a kitten, this is a mans life." People come in, please tell my why it should not be disturbing that this guy is probably going to get a fine and community service for biting the head off of a little girls kitten.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 (edited) Eh, I've expended too much energy on animal cruely stories in the past at this place, so I'll just put a quarter under my pillow tonight and make a wish to the Cancer Fairy. Cats > Humans... Edited September 15, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway
Sandman9000 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 ::adds another name on "people to weedwhack" list:: Cats > people
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Posted September 15, 2003 Though I've never owned a cat, I can clearly see that people are like dogs and therefore only exist to learn tricks, eat and crap to excess, get spoiled, and be generally stupid and annoying. Good people are cats. Oh... that could explain calling people cool cats. *Obligatory deathwish* : I hope that guy got a disease or three from the cat and receives more than 50 swift boot kicks in between the eyes while being held to the ground and stabbed, violated and such by the kids he bit a freaking cat's head off in front of.
Vyce Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 This is something I usually have to pay to see at a carnival. Oh, and to start a war: dogs > cats. You know it's true.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Let's not turn this into a dogs v. cats debate when the real goal of this thread is to wish a slow painful death upon the kittie eater. How about this: dogs/cats > humans?...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 This is just the food chain at work.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 What did you do Mario?! Nothing. I just liked this.
Lil' Bitch Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 No doubt the culprit was Ozzy Osbourne...
Guest croweater Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 sick dirty mother fucker he could get ringworm or something.
notJames Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 One can only hope. Lost in all this is the trauma that was caused to the child who owned the kitten, much less the 19 or so other children who witnessed it. That's an image that probably won't leave a child's mind for a long time. Methinks he needs a good Rochambeau session.
dubq Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 What did you do Mario?! Nothing. I just liked this. OMG!!1!! KILLING KITTENZ IS SO COOL!1!! IT R0X0RZ!!1!!
Guest wrestlingbs Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Seriously, if I was there I would have beaten the unholy hell out of that guy. I don't care if the guy was scary looking, 6 foot tall monster, I would have just been too angry. If I had watched that, been there at just that second, I don't think you could have held me back.
Guest Anglesault Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Cats are evil little cocksuckers who don't deserve human companionship. However, this is out of line.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 I just got a kitty the other day. Her name is Misery, and she likes to bite.
dubq Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Cats are evil little cocksuckers who don't deserve human companionship. However, this is out of line. So, I guess that means... Cats > Anglesault, right?
Spicy McHaggis Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 And before the "It was only a kitten, this is a mans life." People come in, please tell my why it should not be disturbing that this guy is probably going to get a fine and community service for biting the head off of a little girls kitten. Doesn't disturb me. It was a fucking cat, for crying out loud. A piece of property. All this guy should have to do is pay a fine and buy the kid a new kitten. Community service is too much.
Ripper Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 And before the "It was only a kitten, this is a mans life." People come in, please tell my why it should not be disturbing that this guy is probably going to get a fine and community service for biting the head off of a little girls kitten. Doesn't disturb me. It was a fucking cat, for crying out loud. A piece of property. All this guy should have to do is pay a fine and buy the kid a new kitten. Community service is too much. Of course any human being that would take a kitten from a child, put it in his mouth and bite its fucking head off is a normal, well functioning member of society and this couldn't possibly be the precursor to even darker things in his future like it has in other serial killers. Not at all. Yeah, 19 kids saw a kitten get it head bitten off. One child lost her pet. A fine should do be enough.
dubq Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 And before the "It was only a kitten, this is a mans life." People come in, please tell my why it should not be disturbing that this guy is probably going to get a fine and community service for biting the head off of a little girls kitten. Doesn't disturb me. It was a fucking cat, for crying out loud. A piece of property. All this guy should have to do is pay a fine and buy the kid a new kitten. Community service is too much. You, sir, are a fucking moron.
Guest Anglesault Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Cats are evil little cocksuckers who don't deserve human companionship. However, this is out of line. So, I guess that means... Cats > Anglesault, right? Tell that to the evil fuck of a cat I had when I was a toddler. Besides hating EVERYONE and fucking terrorizing my birds, the god damned thing attacked me one day and almost scratched my eye out. My dad then proceded to introduce it to the alley cats. Matt-1 Whiskers-0
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 The only good cat is a dead cat.
Ripper Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 The only good cat is a dead cat. Now, do you want to be the person agreeing with JOHNSON!!! Really...
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