{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I was thinking to myself yesterday that TSM could used a full-fledged pirate poster. I hope that some brilliant ESTABLISHED poster with TEN~ posts will truly take up this charge. Also thinks he would markout for a return of Judassault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I never saw the origin of JudasSault, so every time I hear a mention of him, I get confused. It makes me so sad. Hopefully someone will clue me in, so that I can make the clever in-jokes, too. Also, I'm confused about all of the CWM hate that's going on around here. Johnson is becoming somewhat of a board favorite, and it scares me. This mysterious guy keeps showing up, and he seems really familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Wishing for help, Justsoyouknow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Somehow I'm popular here, yet I don't know what I did to achieve that. Of course I'm thankful, but I always wonder how that came to be. Later Times, ~Dor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I just took one of the nastiest shits in years. God damn my belly is rumbling. Stankin, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 27, 2003 Dear Diary, Not to get anyone's hopes up, but let's say I WERE to take on a pirate gimmick. How do I get my name changed? Do I post? Do I PM a mod? Oh diary, show me the way. Also, show me the meaning of being lonely. Lost in a sea of Backstreet Boys, Teh Mang in Whiyte Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 27, 2003 Dear Diary, Good morning, diary. There's a fun day ahead, as my folks have requested that the children sleep at their house, so the wife and I are going out to dinner with a few friends, then coming back here to get smashed. And fuck...and fuck. Eh, who am I kidding. The wife will probably pass out and I'll be jerking off at 3 am. But it'll still rule. Also, TMIW would need to PM a mod, or go to the site feedback folder to change his name. You make me wet, diary. Jerkin, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JudasSault Report post Posted September 27, 2003 dear diary random people think i rock. they're right yarr judassault Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2003 *marks* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 28, 2003 Dear Diary, It's getting late and I'm drunk and hungry. My stupid ass friend is passed out on the floor and won't get up. Tip for some pretzels and dip. Fucked Up, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2003 Dear Diary, I'll finally know what I need to know. October 16th I'll get the answers I've wanted for the last three years about my spinal cord (specifically neck area). October 20th I'll get the answers I've wanted for the last seven years about my right knee. TWO DATES TWO INJURIES THE FINAL RESULT! WHICH ONE IS MORE FUCKED UP? That is all, ~Dor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted September 28, 2003 Dear Diary I hope that Lightning Flik's results come up good and that there is no problems in his knees or neck. I hope that the New Me can tappety tap tap tonight with his wife, I'm sure he deserves a good long root. I like pirates. And finally diary, I hope that you are fine. Peace out Croweater. PS. Is wrong for me to want to do the "dirty" with Natelie Imbruglia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 28, 2003 Yarr Diary, Me mateys and I be sailin' the seas nigh on a night and a day now, and our provisions be runnin' low, yarr. I fear that the men may catch a foul case of scurvy, the scallywags. Please watch over me poor crew so we can continue our voyage and find all that fine treasure, avast! Yo ho, Captain Bluebeard Blackbeard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 28, 2003 Dear Diary, Ughh, I'm hurting. I was really fucked up last night....woke up this morning and went straight out to mow the lawn. By the time I was done, I was spent. I had a really good charred chicken sandwhich with cheese, bacon and bistro sauce last night when we went out for dinner. It owned. Weekends go by too fucking fast. In need of longer weekends, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, I was working today and accidently was hit in the back by a co-worker of mine (right near the neck). They didn't mean it, but needless to say, I went down like a rock... I really hurt right now... I'm almost in tears that's how much I hurt... Hopefully the painkillers kick in here soon... Hurting, ~Dor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Why do all of my posts get no sold? Concerned, Justsoyouknow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, *is selling JSYK's post* Better? Work is flying by quickly today. This is good. RAW is on tonight, probably won't do much else. Thank you for you hot, man love, diary. Dripping, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, What a weekend. Especially yesterday. First I had to go to my little cousin's birthday party, which was OK since my cousin TJ bought beer for the adults. Then it was off to Grandma's for traditional Italian Sunday dinner. Chicken Parm and Spaghetti, my favorite! Last night ruled too, as the HGC and I headed off to the movies to see Anything Else (her choice). The movie was OK, but was I going to complain? Hell no. Tonight we're making up for it by watching cheesy 80's comedies on DVD after work. Fuck RAW. I hope all my blog friends are doing well. Especially New Me. His tummy hurt him the other day, and hopefully it's ceased. Smilin', Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Italian Sunday's rule. My mother was brought up in Brooklyn and we are italians, so I can appreciate this tradition, my favorites being lasagna or stuffed shells. Always a good meal. My tummy no longer hurts either, diary. Painless, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Only 2 1/2 hours to go. Have to stop off at the house and feed Pillman, pop a tape in for WWE Monday Suckfest (aka RAW), and head to the HGC's house, all by 8:30, and without violating traffic law. In a hurry, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Hopefully Zack does not get a ticket or decapitated. Hopefully he gets a nice BJ from HGC for all his troubles. He's a good guy. I had BBQ chicken for dinner, with brocoli and cheese and some kind of funky rice. I'll be heading to the basement for some Tiger Woods 2004 fun, then watching RAW at 9. I've got a lorazapam and some funky smelling green shit. Me? No...not THAT stuff. Anticipating, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 29, 2003 Double Dear Diary, sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I am having the shittiest of weeks. Thursday, when I walked out to my car to leave for school, I noticed that the driver's side door was barely closed. I opened the door to find my stereo gone, as well as a book of 200 CDs that I forgot to take inside. The punks also took my change tray...not just the change, the whole tray...and my sunglasses. I thought everything would be cool, I got a new stereo and all...but when I got my car back from AudioExpress, my airconditioning didn't work and a vacuum seal was off. Bastards. I fixed the air on my own, but I can't find the stupid seal. Today I walked out to my car to get my cigarettes at work, and I noticed something unusual. I remembered parking beneath a tree, but not this beneath. A fucking tree decided to fall on top of my car. My entire roof, hood, and driver's side are all fucked up and scratched...not just superficial, able-to-be-buffed-out scratches, I'm talking down to the metal, through the paint scratches. I had to get a bunch of people from my office to lift the tree so that I could move my car, then I called the building manager and told him what happened and he was just like, "Oh...get an estimate and we'll see what we can do." I doubt anything is going to happen. :::SIGH::: I was all depressed at school because I got jacked for nearly three grand, so my "friend" Nicole gave me a massage in class. It was nice. I was somewhat turned on, her hands started to wander, then I heard "Let's keep this PG, kids!" from the teacher's desk. It seems like everyone's out to get me. Love, Justsoyouknow P.S. Johnson is gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I wake up and it's fucking freezing in my house. God damn autumn. JSYK sounds like he is having shitty luck. Good luck with that! Another day another dollar I guess. Still groggy, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Well, the HGC heads back to Greece today, though only for a week or two in order to get the rest of her stuff from out there. I know she's coming back, but I'm saddened. At least things seem to be going well enough that we can pick up on it when she gets back. Hopeful, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I just met an '80's Heavy Metal groupie, who has partied with Whitesnake, Aerosmith, Van Halen, David Lee Roth (both solo and with VH). This may be good for me. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Zack and I are to battle in the tournament. I think that bastard chave is trying to tear us apart due to his jealousy of this very diary. I also just farted, and blamed it on the mexican guy. Hiding, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I'am no longer in the mood to haze TNM! Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm appalled at the heinous actions of chave, by pitting New Me against myself in the poster tourney. Looks like I'll be casting the dreaded NO VOTE~! in that round. The Mexican guy just got fired for his flatulence. Somewhere, Ne Me is snickering. Also snickering, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, For some reason I'am celebrating at what TNM is snickering at. I really don't know why I voted for Zack. I finally have a scanner, so very soon the TSM Community will be frightened by the evil that is currently posting as [insert current username]. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary Fate has delt New Me a crushing blow due to his non votery for me in the last round of the tournament. Fate...chave...whoever. I now laugh with glee. Some mexican guy was just walking by me, looking quite sad so I shared the plight of New Me and now he too was full of glee. I laughed so hard I farted, so I blamed the mexican guy. Gleefully, Ripper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
