Guest The Old Me Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 Dear Diary, I start my new job next week, so I am enjoying my last week of beinbg totally lazy. Pooh
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 (edited) Dear Diary, I helped my pseudo-niece move into my house today. Her uncle that she has been living with has become kind of an alcoholic, and she had to get away from that environment. So, I got an attractive, eighteen year old, who I'm not really related to, and has previously expressed interest in dating, living with me possibly for the next 6 months. I'm going to Hell, Mr. Piss Edited November 13, 2003 by frozenblockofpiss
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Dear Diary Please inform Mr. Piss that I want to move in with him. Although, how old is the piss-meister? If there's not to much of an age gap, he should give her some pseudo-incestuous lovin' Interested chave.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Dear Diary, Remind me to tell chave that I'm currently 22, with a birthday fast approaching. Informative, Mr. Piss
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Dear Diary Remiind me to surprise the eiminent Mr. Piss by telling him, without prior warning, that I too am 22. And I'd have no problem fucking an atractive 18yr old I'm not related to. Hornily, chave
Guest stardust Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dr Diary Also please inform Chave that Mr. Piss also has a girlfriend. Informative, Stardust
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary Please inform Mr. Piss that, based on new information, he is indeed going to hell. And that I still wanna move into his place (so to speak). Hungrilly, chave
Zack Malibu Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm very glad to see my Mr. Piss nickname has taken hold on the other members of TSM, as well as my UGS brethren as well. Happily, Zack
Adam Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary, I haven't posted here for a while, this is my first entry under my new name (thanks Zack). I hope everyone likes my new name, I know I do. Regards, Adam.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary, I must remember to respectfully show the very cool Zack, this entry, earlier in my Diary, Crushing Zack's Ego Ever So Slightly. But also remember to thank him for giving my nickname some much needed attention. Still going to Hell, Mr. Piss
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary Polar bear cubs are the new cats. They're so cute. See! Adoringly, chave
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear diary, Remember to ask chave how he can think polarbears are cuter than these cats. Going to Hell, Who's Coming With Me, Mr. Piss P.S. Remember to give DownHome back his cat.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Dear Diary Please remind me to tell El Pisso that, while cats can admittedly look cuter than polar bears, they can also look downright daft: You'd never catch a polar bear looking that dumb now, would you? Apologetic for stretching the page, chave
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Dear Diary, Tonight is gonna be a big test. I'm going out drinking with some friends for my birthday and I think they're gonna try to drag me to a stripclub. My girlfriend is stuck working tonight which sucks and my pseudo-niece is going to studying at my house after she gets back from a part-time job I got for her. She pretty much said to me earlier that if I wanted to have a relationship with her, that she would be willing. So tonight is gonna be a huge test of will. Soon to be drunk and I never thought I'd say this, hopefully unfulfilled, Mr. Piss
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Dear Diary Mr. Piss is a lucky bastard, but if he comes through these tests unscathed, he deserves it. I, on the other hand, have a multitude of non-options. Damn my morals. Hungrily, chave
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Dear Diary, Remind me to say thanks to chave (and Hoff)for his(their) support. I feel as blessed as I can be for being an atheist, having these two wonderful women in my life. I just wish that it would have been one at a time. And on a side note, the last two freaky cat pictures I'll probably make are close to half done. Soon to be swimming in a sea of Long Islands, Mr. Piss
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Dear Diary, Remind me to say thanks to chave (and Hoff)for his(their) support. I feel as blessed as I can be for being an atheist, having these two wonderful women in my life. I just wish that it would have been one at a time. And on a side note, the last two freaky cat pictures I'll probably make are close to half done. Soon to be swimming in a sea of Long Islands, Mr. Piss Dear Diary, Please remind me to inform Sir Piss that he should start a memorial thread containing all his cat pictures once he's finished the last one. It'd be an instant classic! Felinely, chave
Guest The Old Me Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Dear Diary, I just saw many cats and a polar bear. What has happened to you, diary?? I took a couple of days away from the net, or these Message Boards anyway, it's always good. Especially on weekends. I start the new job tomorrow, but only go in for 3 hours for orientation. Pooh
Hoff Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Dear Diary, Can you let me know if UGS is still supporting socialism for absolutely no reason? I'd really like to stop my boycott. And before anyone sasses off to either of us, I just figured this would be the best place to ask. Perplexed (and wanting snow), Hoff
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Dear Diary, Please inform Hoff that UGS is still randomly communist, but he's not missing much over there at the moment. Russianly, chave
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Dear Diary, Breaking news:UGS has randomly become un-communist again. Until it gets changed again... Also, England are beating Denmark 2-1 at football. We rock. Patriotically, chave
Guest The Old Me Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Dear Diary, With a little yellow on the UGS board, it will look like a VIKINGS board! Go MOSS!! Not even a Vikings fan, Pooh EDIT:It's changed to red again, in mere minutes.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 I'm having an identity crisis...more to come, later.
Nighthawk Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Without adoring fans, what's the point of being Tigger? I smell another name change. I need... a Christmas name. And then another in January.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, Please tell Tigger to be XANTA KLAUS. Or not. The Old Me
Hoff Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 DD: Xanta Claus owns. Also, I will TEMPORARILY break my UGS boycott because I miss the place, but if it's still communist, POW, right back on the boycott wagon. Wavering, Hoff
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, Who the fuck just steals a monkey? I mean, really? XOXO Hollywood
Mole Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, My name is Craig Staunton, and my penis is 11 inches long...AROUND. Mole
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, I had a wierd weekend. As I was leaving my friends' house, some pissed off Hispanics wanted to fight me. actually it's not called fighting, it's called "Beat up the skinny white kid who snitched on Sarah (the prostitute)! I actually didn't fight them, I just ran, because even I'm not stupid enough to fight five guys at once, who are all carrying baseball bats. Guess what, these guys are so out of shape I actually out ran them, and had a laugh about it later. I wont be going into that part of the neighborhood for a while. I also got a job interview later today. Wish me luck, mortals! Just in case you wondering, I applied for some sit on my ass job at a cemetery. Plushy Al Logan
Guest The Old Me Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Dear Diary, My name is Craig Staunton, and my penis is 11 inches long...AROUND. Mole Dear Diary, If this were UGS, I'd wish death on the fag.
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