rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 I wonder if Essa Rios will even get a mention in the book. "I started out in WWE as...the valet for the Hardy Boyz after Terri...." I would pay good money to hear Lita try and say "Essa Rios" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 I wonder if Essa Rios will even get a mention in the book. "I started out in WWE as...the valet for the Hardy Boyz after Terri...." I would pay good money to hear Lita try and say "Essa Rios" Because of the time spent in Mexico, she should at least be able to roll the R properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 I wonder if Essa Rios will even get a mention in the book. "I started out in WWE as...the valet for the Hardy Boyz after Terri...." I would pay good money to hear Lita try and say "Essa Rios" Because of the time spent in Mexico, she should at least be able to roll the R properly. So it would be "Ethth Rrrrrrrioth"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest graph9 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Hee, i am behind here laughing my ass off. Maybe a audio version is coming out because alot of her fans are stupid and can't read...hee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night ! Boy, thank God JR wasn't in charge of hyping "Twilight Zone: The Movie" "Kids, this is the scene where the actor and those kids were decapitated by the copter! They weren't hosses!!!! BOOMER SOONER!" -=Mike ...We'll get sick of the Lita lisp thing soon --- but it's got a good day or two left Heh! In that case, I'm just glad J.R. wasn't in charge of 9/11... "Stay tuned folks, this is where business is about to pick up! Two jet planes crash into the World Trade Center! It's gonna be a slobberknocker! By gawd! By gawd, the towers are collapsing, King! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!" -Ben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night ! Boy, thank God JR wasn't in charge of hyping "Twilight Zone: The Movie" "Kids, this is the scene where the actor and those kids were decapitated by the copter! They weren't hosses!!!! BOOMER SOONER!" -=Mike ...We'll get sick of the Lita lisp thing soon --- but it's got a good day or two left Heh! In that case, I'm just glad J.R. wasn't in charge of 9/11... "Stay tuned folks, this is where business is about to pick up! Two jet planes crash into the World Trade Center! It's gonna be a slobberknocker! By gawd! By gawd, the towers are collapsing, King! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!" -Ben ... Thats enough... *turns out the lights* *walks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notJames 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Did anyone notice during Lita's return the way she kept biting on her tongue, like she was trying to keep some tobacco between her cheek and gums? Really weird. Perhaps it's a tongue stud thing, or maybe an exacerbation of that lisp problem she supposedly has. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Licking the coke off her gums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night ! Boy, thank God JR wasn't in charge of hyping "Twilight Zone: The Movie" "Kids, this is the scene where the actor and those kids were decapitated by the copter! They weren't hosses!!!! BOOMER SOONER!" -=Mike ...We'll get sick of the Lita lisp thing soon --- but it's got a good day or two left Heh! In that case, I'm just glad J.R. wasn't in charge of 9/11... "Stay tuned folks, this is where business is about to pick up! Two jet planes crash into the World Trade Center! It's gonna be a slobberknocker! By gawd! By gawd, the towers are collapsing, King! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!" -Ben This almost made me piss my pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Hee, i am behind here laughing my ass off. Maybe a audio version is coming out because alot of her fans are stupid and can't read...hee Why even bother having her read it though? It's not as if she actually wrote the book herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Hee, i am behind here laughing my ass off. Maybe a audio version is coming out because alot of her fans are stupid and can't read...hee Why even bother having her read it though? It's not as if she actually wrote the book herself. I dunno. If it seems AWFULLY similar to "Jack and Jill" a lot, she MIGHT have written it herself. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Then Chyna hadth this idea thath she shouldth thlap my assth and threaten to spthank me. I didn'th know where she wasth going with thisth, but the sthoryline really pickedth up when she showth me her penisth. This is easily the funniest quote in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 24 responses of lisp jokes... Color me bored. Yeah, really. Am I the only person who DOESN'T notice it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 I dont get heat, so I dont notice it either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 I too have never noticed the lisp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Same here I've never noticed the lisp. "So then I just started interfering in every match! And they loved it! And you know I really don't see the double standard here...I mean I'm an innocent little girl....I cant' hurt anyone interfering..." I don't know if she said something to that affect in an interview but, the one who really played up the double standard was JR. Lita interferes in a match, even if the heel has done NOTHING to warrant it. JR: "YOU GO GIRL, YOU GO LITA. THAT SON OF A BITCH DESERVED IT." But, when she tries to go for a rana and the heel pushes her off or powerbombs her. JR: "DAMN THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR HITTING A LADY. I HOPE HE GOES TO HELL." Maybe that's why my favorite Lita moment was when UnderTaker was facing (I think) Jeff and he was just killing him, so Lita gets on the top to give UT a rana but, before she does UT turns to face her and gives her a mean look. And as much as I hate to say this but, it does hold true, Lita got scared and slowly back down the ring like a scolded dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 That was a great moment. I still remember when Eddie powerbombed her and seperated her shoulder....DO IT AGAIN EDDIE~! Anyways...I've never noticed the lisp either....but I hated her commentary because I couldn't understand her. She sounds like her tongue is to big and talks real low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Also, you would think after spending some time with Essa Rios, a wrestler that can do a good moonsault, that Lita would to at least a halfway decent moonsault. Most of the time with the moonsault that only part of the body that hits is the legs and shins. I remember once or twice with Ivory where Lita hit her in the chest-neck area with her foot. Looked painful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2003 Maybe Lita and Savage can do a joint performance or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 20, 2003 That was a great moment. I still remember when Eddie powerbombed her and seperated her shoulder....DO IT AGAIN EDDIE~! Anyways...I've never noticed the lisp either....but I hated her commentary because I couldn't understand her. She sounds like her tongue is to big and talks real low. Honestly, that was possibly the stiffest powerbomb I've seen in my life. He absolutely PLANTED her on the floor with that one. I STILL cringe when I see it. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
