Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Which one was that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Well, this explains the PM I got. *shrugs and leaves...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted September 20, 2003 When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole. I did not even come up with that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted September 20, 2003 When am I going to get banned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 20, 2003 When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole New sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 When am I going to get banned? Hopefully very soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 That was the one I got. The Upright Man, YOU my friend, are a wanker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Horseshit, this dude's a hoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Seconded. This is better than 90% of people here can do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 21, 2003 It ain't that bad. He's better than Eagan or Johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 And Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Highly unoriginal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 21, 2003 And Banky. And Tim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 Well yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 21, 2003 How's it going anyway TC? Still at Trent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 I think a guy whose posting account is randomly commandeered by his crazy roommate, resulting in some schizophrenic poster who doesn't even know what he's saying....or does he??....is the best gimmick yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 When am I going to get banned? You're not, but the posting privileges on your account have been turned off for now. If this really is a situation where someone else is posting on your account, then you need to be a little more fucking responsible. If it's not, then I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. I could just whack this account outright for spamming people in PMs, but I slept late today, so I'm in an unusually nice mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 Dr.Tom is The Upright Man's dose of lithium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 22, 2003 This was great? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Well, it wasn't as great as your webiste, but it was still pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Well, it wasn't as great as your webiste, but it was still pretty good. Well, I knew that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Time to clear some shit up. First off, my roommate doesn’t even watch Romeo. He said it was, and I quote, “for giant pussies.” Secondly, he stole that masturbation joke from me. Thirdly, he originally compared my mustache to “Dirk Dastardly.” I explained to him that it was Dick Dastardly and he became irate, yelling about how I always thought I was right and how I made him look stupid “in front of his peeps.” When I told him that Dick Dastardly was nothing but a second rate Snidely Whiplash that couldn’t even win a race against Blubber Bear and the Arkansas Chug-a-bug, he screamed, “I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” and left the apartment. He’s nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 And new life breathes within this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
