Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Yarr, me mateys! It be high time that we fair people take our fine enterprise out to the fair mistress of the ocean, yo ho! Ahoy, thar be gold doubloons across these waters! You scallywags, man the sails! All ye scurvy dogs aboard the good ship Smarkitania! Bring 'er hard ta port, and let's set our sails to the wind, AVAST! And let nothing stand in our way, and death to those lubbers who might try ta steal our fine treasures! Off the plank with ye! YO HO! AHOY!
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Arr, ya heard the man, laddies! Host his sail, yo ho!
Youth N Asia Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 As far as gimmick posters go...I'll give you an 8.5...out of a billion.
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Arr, who be those seafarin' people above? Raise the black flag, mateys! Ready the cannons! Â
The Czech Republic Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Pirate says "Gimme a drink, matey." Bartender says "Aren't you aware that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" Pirate says "I know, and it's driving me nuts!"
Murmuring Beast Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Old joke, but good delivery on one programme, Phoenix Nights.
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 You fight like a dairy farmer!
Adam Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Â Don't bother with this Pirate stuff, I'm the Fonz! Â Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
HarleyQuinn Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Kinda eery since my high school recently had a talk like a pirate day for the sophomores...wanted to stuff 'em all in lockers that day.
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 *sends many angry bees to attack the Fonz*
caboose Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 You fight like a dairy farmer! How appropriate you fight like a cow! Â ::MARKS THE FUCK OUT::
Murmuring Beast Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Dear God, here comes Fonzie...
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 You fight like a dairy farmer! How appropriate you fight like a cow! Â ::MARKS THE FUCK OUT:: *MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR MARKING THE FUCK OUT*
caboose Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 You fight like a dairy farmer! How appropriate you fight like a cow! Â ::MARKS THE FUCK OUT:: *MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR MARKING THE FUCK OUT* Monkey Island owns.
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Indeed it does. I just realised I have nothing left to add, so... LOOK BEHIND YOU!! IT'S A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!!
Adam Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 OH MY GOD~! THREE HEADED MONKEY~! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
godthedog Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 read the pirate's posts out loud. they're infinitely more entertaining. and the ms paint sig is hilarious. Â Kinda eery since my high school recently had a talk like a pirate day for the sophomores...wanted to stuff 'em all in lockers that day. someone told me that not too long ago there was an official, national talk like a pirate day.
Guest Fonzie Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr. CWM! Â I heard someone here was tryin to rip me off, and I'l punch their lights out if they ever do that again!
Vern Gagne Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Pirate talk is bound to make a comeback soon enough.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Who's the first one walkin the plank?
razazteca Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Ay matey Frozen that is one scurvey lookin giant rat you have there.
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Ay matey, it feasts on nuthin but da blood of conquests our almighty, grog swillin, wenching, fierce Captain gives to it. In the night it prowls the deck with its dead eyes, eyes that would cripple any and all, but our mighty Captain who was able to tame the bloody beast.
razazteca Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 That mutant be a mighty warrior.
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