Week 4 Pick Results for Braves/kkk contests

[Chuck Woolery 0]

5-2.

 

Chuck Woo who has 4-3.

...good God, I do?

 

That's luck, right there.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Fazzle, unless all that were different between us where the morning picks, I think it's safe to say, you've got me beat this week. Good job.

[Guest Choken One]

God Damn Afternoon games....

 

I fall 8-4 and Chuck Woo Who has 9-3.

 

We split the SNF game, which god willing my UPSET special of Saints win would tie us and then I win since We each Naturally selected Bay and I have the Tiebreaker...

 

I said 16 for Cincy and He said 24 for Cleveland...Cincy got 21 and Cleveland had 14...That's 5 pt dif for me and 10 for him...

 

I won my Lock as well, Which is TWO points I think...He didn't lock anything...So perhaps with my LOCK, I'm ahead of him...but I don't think so...

[The Czech Republic 0]

I said 16 for Cincy and He said 24 for Cleveland

You'd think God could make better predictions

[Guest Choken One]

I said 16 for Cincy and He said 24 for Cleveland

You'd think God could make better predictions

Wanna run that by me again?

[Cartman 0]

Someone wanna fill me in on WHY THE FUCK I PICKED THE SAINTS??!!!???!!!

 

I need them to win to beat Dr. Tom this week...FUCK!

[Guest Choken One]

Same Here...It's that whole "I need an OUT for if I lose"

 

You can just point "God Damn Saints!" when your ass also missed 7 other games as well but as long as you say "GOD DAMN SAINTS!" no one will think other wise...

 

Saints are the perfect "They could win, you never know" team but they rarely ever win when you NEED them to and they bite your ass when you actually don't expect anything out of them.

[CanadianChris 0]

I won my Lock as well, Which is TWO points I think...He didn't lock anything...So perhaps with my LOCK, I'm ahead of him...but I don't think so...

Locks don't count for KKK's contest.

 

And you usually only capitalize "He" when referring to God.

[Cartman 0]

...I think I may have been drunk that night...

 

That would explain the Patriots pick. and the Buffalo, and cincy games too...because ALL WEEK I have been telling people at work that Buffalo stinks, and Philly would come back with a vengence and win no matter what.

 

Also i knew the Pats had no chance. They gave the game away. period.

 

...and I knew the Browns were pathetic enough for the Bengals and Lewis' defense to beat them.

[Human Fly 0]

I need a Saints win to avoid the loss as well. The best I can do is tie, as our tiebreakers our identical (2nd week in a row that has happened to me).

[HarleyQuinn 0]

6-6...here's hoping Indy wins

 

Oy...*shudders at picking the fucking BEARS*

[Just John 0]

I got owned. Pittsburgh only played the 1st quarter, Niners would have been better off not showing up at all, Browns suck and couldn't prolong Cincy's agony, Jags choked down the stretch, Chargers blew a decent lead, Pats couldn't get it done, and I get left in the dust. Not to mention I picked Chicago.

 

Oh well, every division needs a basement dweller.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Thank god the lock doesn't apply in KKK's contest, now with both of us choosing the Pack i'm set to win by one if i've counted correctly. We were both exactly 10 off with our tie-breaker as well, before i remembered the lock doesn't count i thought i was set for a draw.

 

9 right so far in the pick'em (fucking Jags), the Packers better not put up a repeat performance of the Cardinals game.

[fazzle 0]

I'm 7-6, gonna beat Flik, and the crisis that could have been a sub .500 team winning is averted.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Insta-results:

 

You know, watching that Saints game almost makes me feel better that I picked the 49ers, and for the second week in a row going back and changing my Titans pick so that they would lose (and for the second week in a row losing by 1).

 

In other “happy” news, San Diego and San Fran – two teams whose owners didn’t submit picks this week and thus relied on my week’s picks – BOTH WON!!!…

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-2) via Tiebreaker, and Tom won by only 2 TB points!

 

Buffalo Bills (Eagan469’s Ghost 3-1) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) Will you mods quit banning people that are in my contest, please?

 

Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2)

 

Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) – Chuck, your “I suck” routine isn’t going to work anymore, b*tch.

 

Houston Texans (Bored 1-3) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 3-1)

 

San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) – You owe me Braves, you owe me big.

 

Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy 2-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) – I’d be 2-1-1 had I NOT reneged on my original picks and put the Titans in the win column the last two weeks.

 

St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3)

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2)

 

San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2)

 

Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1)

 

New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) – Gert, you were two touchdowns off on you TB this week.

 

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) Poor Hardyz1’s Ghost never stood a chance in the TB department, which if he would have won this week, would have kept him in this match.

 

Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-2) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 1-1) TBD. Tiebreaker is going to decide this one, unless the score is GB 27, CHC 16.

Edited September 29, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Bored 0]

Shouldn't people who didn't submit their picks forfeit the game?

Houston Texans (Bored 2-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2)

I should probably shut the hell up but...I didn't win.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Shouldn't people who didn't submit their picks forfeit the game?

Houston Texans (Bored 2-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2)

I should probably shut the hell up but...I didn't win.

KKK auto picked them

 

And you won because of his auto picks.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

According to my records, Bored, you won 9-7 so far.

 

What the?! Grrrrreat, I messed up your matchups picks for both teams.

 

Yep, you lost via tiebreaker -- change is made...

Edited September 29, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Bored 0]

According to my records, Bored, you won 9-7 so far...

I've obviously lost my mind for proving that I lost but here I go:

 

My picks (from the Week Four Prediction Thread):

 

St. Louis Rams (won)

Cleveland Browns (lost)

Jacksonville Jaguars (lost)

Washington Redskins (won)

Buffalo Bills (lost)

San Francisco 49ers (lost)

Pittsburgh Steelers - LOCK (lost)

Kansas City Chiefs (won)

Oakland Raiders (won)

Carolina Panthers (won)

New York Jets (lost)

Denver Broncos (won)

Indianapolis Colts (won)

Green Bay Packers

 

AlwaysPissedOff's picks:

 

St. Louis (won)

Cleveland (lost)

Jacksonville[LOCK] (lost)

Washington (won)

Philadelphia (won)

Minnesota (won)

Pittsburgh (lost)

Kansas City (won)

San Diego (lost)

Carolina (won)

Dallas (won)

Denver (won)

Indianapolis (won)

Green Bay

 

He's up 9-7...I think you got our picks reversed.

 

Edit: Oh nevermind.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yep, that's what probably happened. *bangs head off of computer desk* Damn, that's another close loss for you. Oh, and I (probably) would have caught my mistake tomorrow. I try getting these out ASAP, so like the Associated Press calling elections, I sometimes (actually it's like most of the time) have to recall a score or two...

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I lost to a guy who didn't even bother submitting his picks. Bah humbug.

Well, at least Denver lost, keeping the division somewhat close.

[CanadianChris 0]

Damn Vinny Testaverde. Damn him to hell!!!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got 11 games right so far. I missed my lock though, because the crapass Jaguars can't deal with another expansion team. I'm not picking them any more this season. I can't stand that team already, and them jobbing to the texans when they should've won solidifies it.

[razazteca 0]

I lost to a guy who didn't even bother submitting his picks. Bah humbug.

Well, at least Denver lost, keeping the division somewhat close.

It's a conspiracy against us.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

I got called a bitch.

 

But I won, and that's all that matters.

[Gert T 0]

What the hell was I thinking, the Jets barely scored 20 points all year before that game! I guess Herm had his public spat so the Jets would respond, oh well.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

8 pts, 9 with a Bears upset tonight...

 

At least I got the Bengals right..

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Final results, mistakes pending...

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-2) via tiebreaker 10-10. Tom had 21, Ravens had 10; cartman had 30, Chiefs had 17.

 

Buffalo Bills (Eagan469’s Ghost 3-1) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) 9-8

 

Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) 8-6

 

Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) 11-9

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) d. Houston Texans (Bored 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. APO had 17 points, Jags had 20; Bored had 17 points, Houston had 24.

 

San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) 10-8

 

Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy 2-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) 11-10

 

St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) 9-7

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) 10-8

 

San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) 10-7

 

Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) 11-10

 

New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) 10-6

 

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. Flyboy had 28 points, Saints had 21; Hardyz’s had 20 points, Indy had 55.

 

Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3)10-10 via tiebreaker. Terror had 16 points, Bears had 23. Spiff had 27 points; Pack had 38.

 

AFC EAST

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 3-1 <PF: 40, PA: 36, TB: 14>

Buffalo Bills (Eagan469) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 31, TB: 48>

Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 1-2 <PF: 28, PA: 30, TB: 21>

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 38, TB: 55>

 

AFC NORTH

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 21>

Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 39, PA: 40, TB: 36>

Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 1-3 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 29>

Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 1-3 <PF: 36, PA: 38, TB: 45>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 33>

Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 32, TB: 69>

Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 38, TB: 17>

Houston Texans (Bored) 1-3 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 30>

 

AFC WEST

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 43, PA: 41, TB: 21>

San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 36, TB: 50>

Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 41, TB: 40>

Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 39, TB: 38>

 

NFC EAST

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-1 <PF: 29, PA: 27, TB: 35>

New York Giants (bob_barron) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 24, TB: 12>

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-2 <PF: 42, PA: 40, TB: 26>

Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 25, TB: 46>

 

NFC NORTH

 

Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 27, TB: 17>

Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 37, TB: 42>

Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 39>

Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 34>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 3-1 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 24>

Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 23, TB: 9>

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 2-1 <PF: 34, PA: 35, TB: 49>

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 1-2 <PF: 25, PA: 27, TB: 22>

 

NFC WEST

 

Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 2-1 <PF: 24, PA: 26, TB: 21>

St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 32, TB: 37>

San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 38, TB: 68>

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 38, TB: 41>

Edited September 30, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Guest Choken One]

If Eagan's out does that mean I have a Win via Forfeit?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

No, this means one of two things.

 

1) Your picks go up against mine -- anybody that doesn't submit their picks has his team represented by me.

 

2) I'll be mentioning in the Week 5 Pick 'em thread that if Eagan doesn't give me his picks (I e-mailed him and said he's still welcome in my contest) then somebody else can claim the Bills on that Pick 'em thread (first come, first seve). If I don't get a response by Eagan the person that reserved Buffalo gets that team...