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I have to ask, what's wrong with not getting offended?

 

Just curious.

Nothing, I guess. Some people want to be offended and some people don't, you should just be aware of when it's going to happen.

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Guest Just J
We can't dance?  Where you get that from? :huh:

It is a stand-up comedy "gem" that is in the same ranks as "Women be SHOPPIN", "Guys NEVER ask for directions, do they/we" and "What's the deal with airline food?". "White people have no rhythm" has long been another fall back joke that was probably funny in the mid 80's but comedians just have to let it go now.

I know we can't dance, but I was trying to add some humor to the thread. But when I get drunk as heel I think I can dance. Does that count?

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I'm waiting for trailerparktrash-opoly, in which you win a free pass onto the Jerry Springer Show and you lose your home during a tornado...

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What about that age old saying, white men can't jump? :D

Yeah, that one came up too. Basically a friend of mine came with me to the barber shop when we were on the way out of town, and the guy that owns the barber shop I go to HATES white people. He is the most racist man I have ever met(despite being half white) but his workers can cut a damn good head so who am I to complain.

 

So we are watching something on television and something about racism comes on, and the guy starts talking to my friend about how white people get away with racism all the time.

 

So my friend starts picking at all the punkass stereotypes that white people have and says its our fault for not being more creative. Even the racist had to laugh at him.

 

"I mean what, you call us honkies and crakers...What the fuck is a honky? And whats wrong with crackers...they are nutricious, delicious and make soup that much more enjoyable. "White people can't jump"...SO!! What the hell we need to jump for? The only one that comes close to hurting is the little dick issue and we got surgeries to fix that, so ya'll just have to come up with something good and then the world can be even."

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I'm waiting for trailerparktrash-opoly, in which you win a free pass onto the Jerry Springer Show and you lose your home during a tornado...

Go buy/download Trailer Park Tycoon.

 

It's grrrrrrrrrreat!

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I'm waiting for trailerparktrash-opoly, in which you win a free pass onto the Jerry Springer Show and you lose your home during a tornado...

Go buy/download Trailer Park Tycoon.

 

It's grrrrrrrrrreat!

HAHAHA

 

What do you do, see how many cars you can put up on cinder blocks in the front yard? Right next to the pink lawn flamingo, of course.

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...if a black dude made this to mock his own race, would it be as big an issue?

Hmm, lets see...Will Smith and Chris Roq(sp?) do it all the time...it's nowhere near as big of a deal.

 

And it's obvious, blatantly obvious that the guy's created this not just for humour, but so he'll get massive publicity so people will know about the game. Controversy can be the best form of publicity.

 

He's probably laughing away right now at the fact so many people now know about his game, where as if it was a non-offensive game, he'd get nowhere near the publicity, and nowhere near the sales.

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I'm waiting for trailerparktrash-opoly, in which you win a free pass onto the Jerry Springer Show and you lose your home during a tornado...

Go buy/download Trailer Park Tycoon.

 

It's grrrrrrrrrreat!

HAHAHA

 

What do you do, see how many cars you can put up on cinder blocks in the front yard? Right next to the pink lawn flamingo, of course.

Yeah, pretty much.

 

http://www.jaleco.com/trailerparktycoon/

 

http://www.jaleco.com/trailerparktycoon/main.html

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I'm waiting for trailerparktrash-opoly, in which you win a free pass onto the Jerry Springer Show and you lose your home during a tornado...

Go buy/download Trailer Park Tycoon.

 

It's grrrrrrrrrreat!

HAHAHA

 

What do you do, see how many cars you can put up on cinder blocks in the front yard? Right next to the pink lawn flamingo, of course.

Yeah, pretty much.

 

http://www.jaleco.com/trailerparktycoon/

 

http://www.jaleco.com/trailerparktycoon/main.html

The fact that someone actually really truly made those games disturbs me in a really odd sort of way. And yet it makes me laugh.

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Guest Just J

Please tell me where I can download the entire game DH. I have got to play that! :lol:

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I think my friend Cap put it best, "Its not our fault that black people haven't figured out a way to insult us yet that actually hurts. "White People can't dance" oooooohhhhhh...thats suppose to hurt?"

You know, I think you have a point here. I'm trying to think of some offensive white insults, but I can't.

 

Bad tippers? No.

 

Drink Evian? That's not hurtful.

 

Europeans illegally sneaking into the country? Next.

 

Damn.

 

The closest thing I can think of is when someone (I believe it was Chris Rock commenting on the OJ verdict) said he never saw so many depressed white folk since the series finale of M*A*S*H*.

 

Damnit -- funny stereotypes. That's another thing "those people" can do better than us...

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Guest El Satanico

I'm thinking that Hoodopoly could be the mexican version.

 

Just like with redneck stereotypes, ghetto stereotypes aren't complete lies. They're Overexaggerations, but not complete lies. Of course not all rednecks and ghetto dwellers fall under these stereotypes, but some rednecks and ghetto dwellers do fit the stereotypes.

 

Redneck stereotypes don't address the entire white race. Ghetto stereotypes don't address the entire black race.

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It's funny how most of the white people that laugh and would probably buy the game are the same who complain about reverse discrimination.

 

The reason people would protest this game and not a game like Redneckopoly is because there are smart black people. Being a dumbass is pretty much the M.O. of a redneck. Big difference.

 

With all that being said, I'd buy the game because I'm pretty insensitive towards most jokes about anything, and I'm not black, white, or even oriental like the guy who made the game.

 

You mean people like that exist?! Yes, yes we do.

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I don't care if it sells

 

That's not what I interpreted from your words

 

the problem is that this should really be in a niche market if you choose to create something based on racism and not deemed okay to be sold in Malls across america like they are a t-shirt. 

 

Except it's not in a niche market, it's in a notable chain, and the only way the game will be dropped is if it doesn't sell (as the complaints seem to fall on deaf ears so far)

 

When something appear acceptable, people assume that it is.  When something is this openly readily available, then it will be deemed acceptable.

 

I don't think anyone's mind will be changed just by one stupid little game. The people who will laugh will still laugh and same for the people who will be pissed about it.

 

If someone started selling "Jew ashes....Straight from the Holocaust" as a novelty item by the counter at Wal-mart

 

Can I get some of those?

 

...and they started selling like porn, it doesn't make it cool.  Its still distasteful.  And I would be all for it being removed from THERE.

 

I would stand by my same argument that the money will dictate the future of the product

 

This is America and you can make and sell what ever insulting shit you want.

 

Which went back to my point in the first place

 

I'm sure their is a game or two called Whitey Killer out there.

 

It's called the Grand Theft Auto series.

 

But the shit isn't in Happy Meals at McDonalds.

 

I'd laugh if it was

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I don't care if it sells

 

That's not what I interpreted from your words

 

the problem is that this should really be in a niche market if you choose to create something based on racism and not deemed okay to be sold in Malls across america like they are a t-shirt. 

 

Except it's not in a niche market, it's in a notable chain, and the only way the game will be dropped is if it doesn't sell (as the complaints seem to fall on deaf ears so far)

 

When something appear acceptable, people assume that it is.   When something is this openly readily available, then it will be deemed acceptable.

 

I don't think anyone's mind will be changed just by one stupid little game. The people who will laugh will still laugh and same for the people who will be pissed about it.

 

If someone started selling "Jew ashes....Straight from the Holocaust" as a novelty item by the counter at Wal-mart

 

Can I get some of those?

 

...and they started selling like porn, it doesn't make it cool.  Its still distasteful.  And I would be all for it being removed from THERE.

 

I would stand by my same argument that the money will dictate the future of the product

 

This is America and you can make and sell what ever insulting shit you want.

 

Which went back to my point in the first place

 

I'm sure their is a game or two called Whitey Killer out there.

 

It's called the Grand Theft Auto series.

 

But the shit isn't in Happy Meals at McDonalds.

 

I'd laugh if it was

You're once again missing my point.

 

I don't care if it sells alot. If it doesn't sell one copy, then the UO wouldn't have it anymore...true. My point is that it shouldn't be there anyway. Racist, tasteless items have their place and large clothing chains isn't one of them. This wouldn't be acceptable for any other group...well...maybe the hispanics because they are equally shitted on. This isn't something to be decided on how many morons buy this shit. It is a issue of common respect for your fellow man.

 

 

This does make me want to pull up all the "black people always screaming racism" threads to read about how it is SO uncool for blacks to say something about whites and it is reverse racism and how white people don't have rights and shit. Then compare with the people that think this is bloody GENIUS. I'm thinking some of the names will overlap.

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Hispanics probably get shitted on worse.

Yeah...I hear white and black people give them shit. But black people are still a strong number 2 baybee!

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Black people still have the suburban kids, many of whom want terribly to be black. I've never seen white people co opt the hispanic culture aside from the white guy in American Me.

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Black people still have the suburban kids, many of whom want terribly to be black. I've never seen white people co opt the hispanic culture aside from the white guy in American Me.

And the white guy in Blood in Blood Out, Bound By Honor.

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It is funny as hell when black people make fun of the way white people talk. When they do the nerdy white guy voice.

Eddie Murphy doing this during his RAW concert (along with the "white guys dance like THIS" routine) is fucking funny as hell.

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It is funny as hell when black people make fun of the way white people talk.  When they do the nerdy white guy voice.

Eddie Murphy doing this during his RAW concert (along with the "white guys dance like THIS" routine) is fucking funny as hell.

That is exactly what I had in mind when I wrote that. Many comics have copied that since then, but Eddie was the man.

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Now that I'd play!

 

 

Nice sig too, Ripper.

::Challenges TNM to a game::

 

I'll be Hermann Goering.

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I showed this thread to my friend and he decided to offer his own perspective that I hadn't thought of

 

The game pieces are crack, a basketball, a 40 ounce and other shit

 

"I didn't know other races weren't allowed to smoke crack, drink a 40, and play basketball...perhaps through your assumptions you're being racist saying only black people live in poor neighborhoods

 

I used to basically live in those surroundings and from what I saw there were more Polish people and Spanish people in those areas than blacks. It's named 'Ghetto-opoly', not 'Black-Land' and last I checked there were plenty of white crack smoking, drug-dealing, 40ounce drinking, horrible basketball players also."

 

His thoughts, not mine, though I agree with him.

 

I'd like to see the responses, though I can't respond with his feelings of course.

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Guest El Satanico

I'm good friends with many white guys who grew up in one of the areas that's considered the ghetto where I live.

 

The majority of them don't fit into the ghetto stereotypes, but a few do.

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It's funny how most of the white people that laugh and would probably buy the game are the same who complain about reverse discrimination.

I have a problem with double standards.

 

I don't have a problem with laughing at race/gender/stereotype humor...

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