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Listen up, folks.

 

The Current Events forum is for discussion of relevant events and issues, on the regional, national, and international scales. It is not a place to post silly jokes, trite little animations, or links to T-shirt stores. Stuff like that belongs in General Chat or No Holds Barred, depending on the content.

Guest stardust
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Well, I heard that they're bouncy.

 

and flouncy.

 

and trouncy.

 

and pouncy.

 

And, from what I'm told, fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!!

Eeyore owns Tigger, though. ;)

Guest stardust
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Eeyore?!

 

Bah, Gopher gets held down.

Eh, I'll agree with you on that one. But Eeyore > Tigger.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Rabbit is a neurotic fuck with OCD left completely untreated. He's my favorite, behind Eeyore, the clinically depressed guy in a hovel.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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seriously, how come no one has footage of this? It's a travesty.

Guest Choken One
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well i'm a strong believer that all those 100 arce forrest peeps were either drug addicts or somehting, eeyore was a repressed homosexual...Pooh was some sort of drug addict...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Pooh was a friendly neighborhood stoner, with his head or paw whimsically stuck in a honey pot.

 

Piglet was a tweaker. Little skinny bastard..stuttered a lot. Definitely on amphetamines.

 

Rabbit was OCD

 

Owl had a superiority complex, and often spoke in abstractions, and never came out of the house. Total schizoid, possibly on hallucinogens.

 

Tigger was always on coke.

 

Kanga was an overprotective mother, and codependent to Roo's secret heroin addiction. I mean, how often did you see either of them?

 

Eeyore we've discussed

 

Christopher Robin was the impressionable kid they were all about to push their demons upon.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Forgot he existed because he never comes out of his hole. Social Anxiety Disorder, and probably an alcoholic.

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The most disturbing thing is that the whole cast is thought up by a lonely disturbed boy named Christopher Robin. I'm convinced that each of the characters mental illnesses are actually his, and he just calls them friends.

 

Eeyore is the most depressed character I've come accross in children's literature.

 

Roo is a momma's boy, while Kanga smothered him

 

Poo has an eating disorder

 

Tigger has ADD

 

Piglet and Rabbit seem to have multiple issues each.

 

Even owl has a superiority complex.

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