One and Only 100 reasons why Goldberg > RVD!

[Guest Ray]

You know you want it.

 

 

#1. Goldberg can sell a body part for more than two minutes.

#2. Goldberg can draw money.

#3. Goldberg blowing moves is funny.

#4. Goldberg looks somewhat like Steve Austin. Austin = god.

#5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong.

#6. Goldberg had a cooler entrance.

#7. Goldberg can do a serious "I'm going to hurt you" face. RVD can't.

#8. Grunting > Saying "Dude"

#9. Goldberg doesn't throw girly forearms.

 

and finally...

 

#10. Goldberg has the World title and Van Dam doesn't!

 

 

 

Take it from there~!

[Mik 0]

ehhhhhhhhh

[justsoyouknow 0]

#5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong.

Never hit the bong, have we?

 

Smoking weed=instant popularity

[Guest Ray]

Smokers are jokers. [/rodd and todd]

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

If Goldberg hit a bong, he'd probably just break his fist.

 

And why is this in NHB? So we can call Ray a dumb fuck?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

#5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong.

Never hit the bong, have we?

 

Smoking weed=instant popularity

MADNESS!!!!

[razazteca 0]

Goldberg's dressing room is a janitor closet.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I think Ray here might not like RVD.

[justsoyouknow 0]

#5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong.

Never hit the bong, have we?

 

Smoking weed=instant popularity

MADNESS!!!!

Madness? Oh yeah...dig it.

 

What is this madness that you speak of?

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

#9 made me laugh out loud... heh.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I agree with 3, 4, 7, and 9.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

It would be funnier if you said 100 reasons why Papa Smurf > Goldberg.

 

But your an Angle hater so it doesn't matter. [/kidding]

[Lil' Bitch 0]

RVD martial arts > Goldberg martial arts

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

How edgy. Reason one is the selling, reason two is the entrance, that is it. And how stupid does 'One and only 100 reasons' sound?

[alfdogg 0]

#3. Goldberg blowing moves is funny.

ANYONE blowing moves is funny.

[SamoaRowe 0]

RVD wrestling the way he does the past few years injury free > Goldberg tripping over his shoe-lace in the parking lot.

[Ripper 0]

Goldberg has small girl like calf muscles. Goldberg a bigger Tattoo.

 

Goldberg played football. Goldberg beat Jerry Flynn 60 times.

 

Goldberg uses a piped in chant, while RVD has to go and get his own out the crowd.

 

Goldberg can run down speeding cars on foot. Goldberg wouldn't sell in a real fight so why should he sell in a ring.

 

Goldberg says "You're NEXT" and RVD says "RVD".... Goldberg uses fewer syllables to get himself over.

 

 

I'm not really sure how any of these prove that Goldberg is better than RVD; therefore it should fit perfectly in Ray's list.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Goldberg was in Skittles commerials.

Goldberg is in the new Loonie Tunes movie.

Goldberg doesn't have a "turtle neck" if you know what I mean.

Goldberg was on the Man Show before it sucked.

[NYU 0]

Well, this thread was a rousing success

 

 

Sorry, but Goldberg isn't near as good as RVD. Hell, I'd go as far to say that Orton>Goldberg. Sad, but true.

[Downhome 0]

Goldberg pinned Hulk Hogan in Atlanta, Ga. to win the WCW World Championship...

 

...and I was there.

 

That's reason enough for me.

[Guest Ray]

Sorry, but Goldberg isn't near as good as RVD.

You say that as if Van Dam is actually a good wrestler.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Black Mask 2 > Universal Soldier: The Return

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Well, the RVD lovers certainly got out of their prams over this one. You can mock Goldberg all you want, and compare him to the Big Bossman, but don't ever (even in jest) suggest that Rob Van Dam sucks worse than Goldberg!

 

I agree with everything Ray said.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I agree with everything Ray said.

*dies of shock*

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I agree with everything Ray said.

*dies of shock*

Well, if you actually look at his first post, how can you disagree?

 

#1. Goldberg can sell a body part for more than two minutes.

 

This is especially true. RVD can't. Goldberg has sold convincingly several times since he has been in the WWE, RVD never has.

 

I would seriously prefer to watch a Goldberg match than an RVD match. RVD couldn't wrestle an intelligent, psychologically sound wrestling match if his life depended on it. At least Goldberg can wrestle a basic squash match.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You know, I think most people here know that cancer can kill you and is not a thing you want to have. The thing is, you don't have to say it at every oppurtunity because people know. When you vomit up your opinion ad nausem, it just makes you look foolish and even trollish in some cases.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Good God, whilst I agree with the Goldberg > RVD argument, the 'RVD sucks' posts are now, somewhat ironically, around three times as frequent as the 'RVD's good' posts.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I think all the cars that have come close to running over Goldberg are related to the Limo that he decided to bash in the window of. Its kinda like Maximum Overdrive and Goldie is Emilio Estevez

 

Oh, and Goldberg is the result of ingenius booking and has lived off of that forever whilst RVD has actually performed his way to fame

[DerangedHermit 0]

We don't see Goldberg's BUTT sweat.

[alfdogg 0]

OK, that's just sick.