Weird/interesting fights

[Ripper 0]

My former neighbor, and his crazy bitch girlfriend once got into a knock-down drag out brawl over a...*drumroll*

 

 

Ice Cream Sandwich.

Well, what kind of ice cream sandwich? If it's one of those ones that is covered in chocolate, I would have done the same thing.

Shit, any kind of Ice Cream sandwich is worth fighting over. Especially if it is the kind that has chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla ice cream inside. Its muth fuckin ON!

You have one?

 

*knocks Ripper out*

*Ice cream samich craving revives me*

 

*brawls with Max*

[Sandman9000 0]

FIGHT~!

 

::Planchas over pool table to join in::

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

*chokes sandman with ass dreads*

[Gert T 0]

I knocked out a dog once, it was pretty pathetic.

 

I was a freshman in high school and was walking through this huge park to get to my high school. All the sudden I saw a woman with a dog without a leash on. She held onto it as I walked by and then about 50 feet past her, I felt the dog starting to bite my leg, I just kept moving as the lady did a great "stop it, come here routine" that worked well. Finally I turned around and it jumped and tried to bite me, I shoved it down and when it lunged again, knocked it out with a right.

 

The lady wanted my name because she was going to call the police, so I told her I'd give her my name after she told the police her dog was not on a leash and was biting me. A couple vulgarities later I was on my way.

 

So watch out old ladies and dogs!

[The Dames 0]

Yesterday, this guy and girl got in a fight on the bus over a game of UNO.  She said he put down two cards at once or something.  Funny stuff.

 

Well, if they were playing with stacks then he was in the right. They should have clarified that before the game began.

 

She says "Could you stop kicking the seat..." He says "Shut up BITCH and SLAPS this thirteen year old girl in the face."

 

I can just imagine the reaction a guy would get by saying to a girl: "Shut up Bitch and slaps this thirteen year old girl in the face". It would be the equivalent of putting :: or * before an action verb on this board.

 

All this from a 5'4 girl that would be classified in the "Fine ass hell department". 

 

That is just fucking sexy.

 

 

Dames

[Ripper 0]

She says "Could you stop kicking the seat..." He says "Shut up BITCH and SLAPS this thirteen year old girl in the face."

 

I can just imagine the reaction a guy would get by saying to a girl: "Shut up Bitch and slaps this thirteen year old girl in the face". It would be the equivalent of putting :: or * before an action verb on this board.

 

 

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You know...

 

 

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!!!

[Guest TheGame2705]

When I was about 8 or 9, I got in a fight with a kid and ended up beating him with a hockey stick. According to my friends, I beat him so badly, he literally shit himself.

Papacita

Crazier than YOU~!

 

No kidding

[King Kamala 0]

After game 2 of the AlCS this year, there was this brawl between Red Sox and Yankees fans outside my high school. Ya gotta love living in New England. The teacher that tried to break it up got her ass kicked. And all of the hardcore Red Sox fans were like "LET ME IN THAT FUCKAH!" (It was three or four Yankees fans against two Red Sox fans). After the fight was broken up their was a strange silence before someone said to their buddy " I don't even like baseball". What a crazy ass day.

[justsoyouknow 0]

There was a near-riot at school today because, apparently, no one told the Freshman that the Seniors ALWAYS win the spirit stick.

 

Last pep assembly we had, one of the cheerleaders' dad was sitting in the senior section, two rows ahead of me, and the skater kids directly in front of me were being...well...skater kids. You know, loud and obnoxious, dumb as a brick...they're throwing shit all around, and they're talking shit to this, like, 45-year-old hardcore Mormon, and he just turns around and SOCKS one of the kids in the stomach. All hell broke loose after that.

[CanadianChick 0]

Oh the fights I have seen.

 

Yesterday, this guy and girl got in a fight on the bus over a game of UNO. She said he put down two cards at once or something. Funny stuff.

 

When I was 13 this guy (20 at least) was sitting behind me and my female friend (also 13...remember this...13 years old) and he just started kicking the shit out of our seat on the bus. She says "Could you stop kicking the seat..." He says "Shut up BITCH and SLAPS this thirteen year old girl in the face." Now, this girl, she is a petite little thing, about 5'2 MAYBE 95 lbs soaking wet, stands up and the guy gets up at the same time and trys to slap her again. She grabs his arm, pulls him towards her, grabs the back of his head and slams his mouth into this metal bar on the back of the seat. TEETH WERE EVERY FUCKING WHERE. She then slams his head side ways hitting a vertical bar, DISLODGING the thing from the roof of the bus where it was connected. So now the guy is spitting teeth, has a wide open gase in his top lip about 3 inches long(it looked like his lip was about to fall off) and she has dove on him just wailing on his face.

 

There were about 5-6 guys ready to kick his ass for hitting a girl, but she kicked his ass so quickly, that nobody had a chance. They finally pulled her off of him and he was OUT. The cops woke him up and took him to the hospital before they took him to jail. Funny stuff.

 

4 years later, this guy thought it would be a good idea to tell people he and his friend had a gangbang with her... Her boyfriend, being the psychotic that he was wanted to kill them for lying. But she said no, she would get them all back. So the guy is at the basketball court one day. Big, work out all the time muscle head guy. She sees him and calls him out on his lies so he decides to push her to the ground...Once again, I and a couple of other guys are heading over to kick his ass, but she just pops up and in what was the loudest THWACK I have ever heard punched him in the jaw and he crumbled...literally. She started stomping him in the face and once again by the time I got over to her, I was there to save the guy and not help her. In the end he lost 4 teeth, had a broken nose, and a dislocated jaw...All this from a 5'4 girl that would be classified in the "Fine ass hell department". You always expect to see ugly girls kick ass, but not the pretty ones.

 

She of course was my hero.

I think I have a new hero.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Aside from the numerous fights with friends and cousins, I've really only been in one *fight*. I broke his leg in about five seconds. Never got into a fight after that.

 

Just the other day I heard of how this REALLY stupid kid started a fight after someone brushed him. He's pretty small, but the other dude was like half his size, so you know where this is going. He brushed him, the dude slapped his glasses off, and just proceeded to pound the shit out of him. I'm surprised that the guy wasn't suspended, but I guess the kid was too scared to tell anyone. After school the guy told his friends about it, and they tried looking for him. Keep in mind that this is the guy that WON the fight. What the hell do you have to prove after that? Knowing what I do, odds are he bragged about how much of a "thug" he was after this one, especially since he wanted to have a group beatdown. All of these pseudo-thugs piss me off.

 

EDIT: I realised that I worded the story pretty terribly. My bad.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I saw these two girls bitching in the hallway and one girl was holding her books and threw out her hands and yelled "YOU WANNA GO, BITCH? YOU WANNA GO?" and the other girl just nonchalantly says "um, you dropped your books" and walks away and the first girl starts charging after girl #2, who sidesteps away from girl #1 as girl #1 runs into a wall.

[Firestarter 0]

That's the best so far.

[cue_meanie 0]

Chicks are crazy when they fight I swear to god...they have no respect for the other person. In high school two girls were fighting and it was the normal fight scenario...100 people in a circle, but something was wrong in the fight everytime the one girl hit the other it seemed like her hands were made of stone, and the other girls face got fucked up quick, it wasn't until afterwards that everyone saw that she had a lock in her hand and was beating her with the metal loop around her finger.

[Guest Insanityman]

One time it was a huge hang out Friday night a year or so ago- and some of the kids who my friend invited to his house never really get along. Mid-way through the night one kid lost it and just slammed one of my closer friends with a rather vicious punch. So this fight breaks out and we just let it happen and let them go one-on-one... it felt like a blow-off to a feud, I swear. Anyway it moves into the pool room where my friend shoves the kid so hard he stumbles back and trips over a pool stick leaning against the table. What happens? This kid doesn't grab the pool stick, doesn't get back up, he lies there and watches my friend come walking at him.

 

There's a chest filled with crap right behind him (I guess it's broken pool sticks and ping-pong balls or whatever) but this kid reaches back into there and grabs something. Now everyone gets really worried and the kid chucks this "weapon" at my friend's face- turns out to be a fucking teddy bear. My friend catches it and from there the fight ended because everyone was just laughing so hard. This kid gets up and goes for a tackle, but I think either me or someone esle just got him in a headlock and fell to the ground- waiting until he cooled off and all his pride was raped from him.

 

I've also seen two four or five year olds fight like no other at a playground and one of the kids threw woodchips into the other kid, then tried to ram his head against the pole- instead he tripped and slammed his OWN head against the playground metal. When the loud balwing began, my friends and I were gone.

[River City Rocker 0]

Two kids in the sixth grade got into it over those Monopoly game pieces from McDonalds of all things. They had actually had lunch together at one of the kid's house near the school, and were coming back when they started arguing over the proper ownership of a particularly valuable game piece. Pretty soon, one of them bursts into the cafeteria with blood all over his face, followed by the other one. The fight was quickly broken up.

 

Reportedly, another guy I knew in seventh grade got attacked by a gang of four kids, and he easily whooped them all.

 

The following year, some really nerdy kid started giving me crap because he felt he was infinitely superior to me in every single way. He was totally oblivious to a guy named Mike pounding another kid named Rob into dogshit not even ten feet away. A teacher broke it up and yelled "Mike, I swear I will have the principal beat the shit out of you!" And Rob left a trail of blood all the way from the commons to the offices.

 

Worst fight I ever saw in school was between a suburban gangsta, and a borderline white supremicist metalhead in the tenth grade. By "worst", I mean it was NOT a fun fight to watch. They grappled for about fifteen seconds, and no punches got thrown.

 

Like Bill Cosby once said, school's the best place to have a fight, especially if you win.

 

-Ben

[The Czech Republic 0]

everytime the one girl hit the other it seemed like her hands were made of stone, and the other girls face got fucked up quick

"She was the Rugged Ronnie Garvin of Washington High School."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just a couple nights ago, my bandmate's girlfriend tried to fucking STAB him. They were all tore up, naturally, so he grabbed the knife...by the blade...and yanked it out of her hands, gashing the shit out of his middle finger. Prior to this, they were arguing over stupid things before she started with the punches. He dragged her out of the house by a handful of hair, and flung her out into the night.

[King Kamala 0]

I've also seen two four or five year olds fight like no other at a playground and one of the kids threw woodchips into the other kid, then tried to ram his head against the pole- instead he tripped and slammed his OWN head against the playground metal. When the loud balwing began, my friends and I were gone.

I could watch little kids fight for Saturday Night Entertainment. In fact back when I was 10/11 I had a string of kids four or five years younger than me challenging me to "fights". They all were basically extended versions of the Pedro- Don Zimmer incident. They charged at me and I threw them down a nearby slide. The greatest one was when I made fun of a 7 or 8 year old kid when I was 12 or so at a McDonalds play place and literally about a half a dozen kids went after me right after. One of the great moves of that chase/fight was when I snuck inside the ball pit and one of the little bastards jumped down into the ball pit from the stairs and I nailed him in the gut in mid air. I followed that up with a Superfly Splash onto the kid. That was the last dayI played in the McDonalds play place.

 

King of Uganda: Will never back down from a good chase

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I saw three fights Saturday night at the 19th Hole Pub in the span of about 7 minutes. Two women fought twice in 5 minutes. They BEAT THE SHIT out of ech other. No blood, but clothes were ripped and hair was lost. It was nuts.

 

After that,these two dudes were talking shit when one guy said "You wanna go motherfucker?" The other guy said "As soon as this twat lets go of my arm, I'll fucking kill you."

 

Low and behold, the twat in question let go, and it was ON. They fought out of the bar and into the lot. Bottles were broken, many punches and kicks were thrown in about 30 seconds. I didn't see the full fight though, as me and my boy Lance got the fuck out of there.