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Mexico City Team Names Ideas:

 

Mexico City Guerreros (Warriors)

Mexico City Pollos Estupidos (Stupid Chickens)

Mexico City Trabajadores Baratos (Cheap Workers)

 

As for the one hitter/one pitcher idea, this probably won't happen until five seasons down the line, since I'm still holding out the idea that some new people won't be intimidated by the sheer GIGANTIC amount of posts and will read the first post and sign up.

 

Please sign up.

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Guest eppeedancer

1)move the teams and if Quahog needs a catcher, I wouldnt mind being traded to them if they wish

2)I can make a pitcher

3)Just let my character keep going another couple of years and then retirement

 

As for spring training, this year I want to work on the following:

 

Contact Hitting 5

Power Hitting 7

Defense 5

Strike Zone Judgment 3

 

Guerreros is a good name also but Los Villanos would be fun :firing:

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No retirements of any TSM players, so it's on to free agency:

 

Edward James

Mike Van Siclen

Timothy Marsch

Austin Sly

 

Teams that could use your service at your position:

 

Edward James and Mike Van Siclen - Baltimore Crime Spree (playoff team), Charlotte Harlots, Chicago Transit Authority, Columbus Pride, (playoff team) Detroit Motor Vehicles, Houston Horny Toads, Jacksonville Jackoffs, Los Angeles Glory Holes, Mexico City Guerreros, New Orleans Crunk Machine (playoff team), New York Bums (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Champions), Philadelphia Freedom

 

Timothy Marsch - Baltimore Crime Spree (playoff team), Boston Tea Baggers (playoff team), Columbus Pride (playoff team), Denver Douchebags (2020 SFBL East-West Conference Champions), Detroit Motor Vehicles, Kansas City Real McCoys, Las Vegas Jokers, Los Angeles Glory Holes, Memphis Eels (playoff team), Mexico City Guerreros, Montreal Fritures de Liberte (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Third Place), New Orleans Crunk Machine (playoff team), New York Bums (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Champions), Oklahoma Twisters, Quahog Quagmires (2020 SFBL League Champions)

 

Austin Sly - Baltimore Crime Spree (playoff team), Boston Tea Baggers (playoff team), Columbus Pride (playoff team), Houston Horny Toads, Jacksonville Jackoffs, Kansas City Real McCoys, Las Vegas Jokers, Los Angeles Glory Holes, Memphis Eels (playoff team), Mexico City Guerreros, Montreal Fritures de Liberte (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Third Place), New York Bums (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Champions), Oklahoma Twisters, Philadelphia Freedom, Phoenix Ashes

 

Teams where all four free agents can go to play together, and where the teams need all three positions filled:

 

Baltimore Crime Spree (playoff team)

Columbus Pride (playoff team)

Los Angeles Glory Holes

Mexico City Guerreros

New York Bums (2020 SFBL Postseason Tournament Champions)

 

While these four decide their fate, now is a good time for them and the rest of you to start thinking about Spring Training, as it will be coming up after the amateur draft.

 

Spring Training explained, once again:

 

You start with 20 points, divided evenly at the start among four categories.

 

Batters:

Contact Hitting

Power Hitting

Strike Zone Judgment

Defense

 

Pitchers:

Pure Stuff

Pitching Velocity

Pitching Control

Stamina

 

From there, you can take away points from one category and put it in another, as long as you distribute all twenty points by the end of your reorganization. The other option is, of course, to take five points from all four categories (or from one), and put it towards learning a new position. There is no guarantee that you will learn the position, however, so choose how to distribute your points wisely.

 

Post your Spring Training plans at any time.

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For Nigel:

 

Pure Stuff - 6

Pitching Velocity 4

Pitching Control - 6

Stamina - 4

 

Nigel's coming around, I hope. I think. I wish. I deem that only minor improvements are necessary.

 

-Z

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Oh, and since this is big, Mexico City and Quahog are officially teams now.

 

Their logos:

 

Mexico City Guerreros

 

Logo18.jpg

 

Quahog Quagmires

 

Logo15.jpg

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Oh, and since this is big, Mexico City and Quahog are officially teams now.

 

Their logos:

 

Mexico City Guerreros

 

Logo18.jpg

 

Quahog Quagmires

 

Logo15.jpg

Awesome logos. :) I wish these teams luck... But not too much luck. Boston still needs to win the big one. :)

 

Anyway, here's Fury's Spring Training regiment:

 

Contact Hitting 6

Power Hitting 7

Strike Zone Judgment 6

Defense 1

 

Since steroids are illegal (Drugs 'r bad, mmmkay?) , I'll have to boost the ol' bat the old-fashioned way, and hope I don't turn into Giambi or A-Rod in the field.

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Evo...still any chance I could get traded to the Quagmires?

Oh, absolutely, it can happen as soon as the end of free agency, if you'd like.

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I put in for wanting to be traded to Quahog Quagmires for the best offer they can muster. As long as I dont have to take a pay cut, get me out of here!

Tim

p.s. Is the stadium's restraunt going to be called The Drunken Clam? :cheers:

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Arbitration

 

NY: Frigid Soul gets a new one-year contract worth $4,105,357 through salary arbitration.

NY: Adam West gets a new one-year contract worth $4,519,286 through salary arbitration.

BAL: Paco Fernandez gets a new one-year contract worth $1,221,429 through salary arbitration.

OKL: Gabriel Cirillo gets a new one-year contract worth $3,840,714 through salary arbitration.

COL: Jonathan Dehn gets a new one-year contract worth $3,908,571 through salary arbitration.

COL: Nigel McClain gets a new one-year contract worth $4,349,643 through salary arbitration.

COL: Jesse Ewiak gets a new one-year contract worth $3,908,571 through salary arbitration.

 

Free Agency

 

Before the hub-bub even started, a big trade was announced that likely won't please Mr. Logan Caldwell:

 

Trade between Detroit and Memphis :

Memphis gets :

SS Domenic Hopkins

LF Dale Boothe

Detroit gets :

3B Logan Caldwell

 

Mexico City: Free agent 3B Edward James has been signed to a contract of $8,491,800 per year, for 4 years.

Los Angeles: Free agent RF Austin Sly has been signed to a contract of $7,694,500 per year, for 3 years.

New Orleans: Free agent 3B Mike Van Siclen has been signed to a contract of $500,000 per year, for 1 years.

Quahog: Free agent C Timothy Marsch has been signed to a contract of $5,800,000 per year, for 3 years.

 

Now, this is all well and good, except that Austin did not want to go back to the Glory Holes. He wanted to go to the Pride.

 

So, a trade to fix the error that proves that I do not 100% control this game:

 

Trade between Los Angeles and Columbus :

Columbus gets :

RF Austin Sly

Los Angeles gets :

SS David Menchaca

 

And the trade to move Dehn to Quahog...

 

Trade between Columbus and Quahog :

Quahog gets :

CF Jonathan Dehn

Columbus gets :

SS Labrandan Albright

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For Paco

 

Contact Hitting - 7

Power Hitting - 3

Strike Zone Judgment - 6

Defense - 4

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Har! I'm paid less than a million less than Flik! Take THAT!

 

Now who wants to see me hit some dingers?

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Pure Stuff - 5

Pitching Velocity - 4

Pitching Control - 6

Stamina - 5

 

Training plans for Robert Henderson, Patrick Hannon, Marvin Jenkins and Eric LeBeau have been submitted to me outside of this thread, so we're very close to the goal of 75% of people submitting training plans.

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