The One and Only WWE No Mercy 2003 Thread

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Last Call? Oh for Chave's Sake...

That's going in the "100 reasons why chave rocks" thread

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Shaniqua, I thought she didn't live here no mo.

 

Damn you, I was typing that then saw that you beat me. I salute you.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I have a feeling if they ever booked Vince vs Shannon Moore, we'd be surprised to see Moore win.

As if Vince knows who Shannon Moore is.

 

Writer: "So, we'll have you face Shannon Moore this week."

Vince: "Is that the new diva that I hired? I like the way you think. You just got yourself a raise. Three extra shares of stock!"

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Shaniqua's got bigger boobs than before.

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Promo about the "swelling" of her breasts.

[Nevermortal 0]

That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

[AndrewTS 0]

How's match lengths been?

[Repo Man jr 0]

shaniqua got implants

[chirs3 0]

That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

Say wha? What's going on now?

[tpww7 0]

Keys to Victory for Brock and Taker.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You know what would get Rhyno super-over? If interrupted random segments and started spearing EVERYONE: wrestlers, announcers, cameramen, fans, Santa, midgets etc.

[Nevermortal 0]

That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

Say wha? What's going on now?

Shaniqua mentioned her bigger breasts and said that Bradshaw's clothesline caused her swelling.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Keys to victory again.

 

Nice way to build up the psychology with the marks.

[The Mandarin 0]

A horrible match followed up by an even more horrible promo. Jesus.

 

My ratings-

 

Rey/Tajiri- ****

Albert/Benoit- ***1/4

Hardy/Zach- **1/8

APA/Bashams- *1/2

[tpww7 0]

Vince/Steph is next.

[AndrewTS 0]

I have a feeling if they ever booked Vince vs Shannon Moore, we'd be surprised to see Moore win.

As if Vince knows who Shannon Moore is.

 

Writer: "So, we'll have you face Shannon Moore this week."

Vince: "Is that the new diva that I hired? I like the way you think. You just got yourself a raise. Three extra shares of stock!"

*waiter pulls stock off toilet-paper-like roll hanging on the wall*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Time for the Blackhole Match

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That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

Say wha? What's going on now?

I figured it wouldn't be long before she got a boob job. I just hope that Stacey can avoid the pressure... I like Stacey the way she is...

[chirs3 0]

That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

Say wha? What's going on now?

Shaniqua mentioned her bigger breasts and said that Bradshaw's clothesline caused her swelling.

...

[AndrewTS 0]

A horrible match followed up by an even more horrible promo. Jesus.

 

My ratings-

 

Rey/Tajiri- ****

Albert/Benoit- ***1/4

Hardy/Zach- **1/8

APA/Bashams- *1/2

So, it's just getting progressively worse as we go?

[SamoaRowe 0]

Time for the Blackhole Match

the "black hole" match? That doesn't narrow it down....

[The Mandarin 0]

I like Stacey the way she is...

Constantly drunk?

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How's match lengths been?

Good.

 

Nothing apart from the APA match has seemed too long or too short.

[Guest Askewniverse]

You know what would get Rhyno super-over? If interrupted random segments and started spearing EVERYONE: wrestlers, announcers, cameramen, fans, Santa, midgets etc.

I don't know why, but the thought of Rhyno spearing a midget makes me laugh.

[AndrewTS 0]

That's the best excuse for a boob job I've ever heard.

Say wha? What's going on now?

Shaniqua mentioned her bigger breasts and said that Bradshaw's clothesline caused her swelling.

...

WWE logic.

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Hardy/Zach- **1/8

 

We don't take kindly to folks who break stars in eighths around here.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The match so violent, so offensive, the censors charged the WWE $2,000 simply to put it on!

 

Say w00t if you love:

 

GOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERRRRRRRRRRGGGG!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Time for the Blackhole Match

the "black hole" match? That doesn't narrow it down....

Meh

 

Time for the Fondle My Daughters Hoo-Hoos Match.

[AndrewTS 0]

You know what would get Rhyno super-over? If interrupted random segments and started spearing EVERYONE: wrestlers, announcers, cameramen, fans, Santa, midgets etc.

I don't know why, but the thought of Rhyno spearing a midget makes me laugh.

Positively Rhyno!

 

FEEL...DA...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

[SamoaRowe 0]

I like Stacey the way she is...

Constantly drunk?

Hehehehe.... no, with small, NATURAL, breasts.