1234-5678 Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss.
1234-5678 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Report Posted October 24, 2003 The water was very cold........and when I looked down I saw that there had been significant.........shrinkage.
Mik Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 You're making it kind of hard to make fun of you. Did you mean to say feel sorry for me?
OldSchoolWrestling Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, '*That's* why I'm not a heterosexual.'" - George
1234-5678 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Report Posted October 24, 2003 You're making it kind of hard to make fun of you. Did you mean to say feel sorry for me? No way, lol. I was looking for cruelty to the max. See what boredom does to someone? On the plus side, at least I am not chubby like Costanza, although friends have said I now look like I have AIDS, lol.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 On the plus side, at least I am not chubby like Costanza, although friends have said I now look like I have AIDS, lol. Thats the joke.
justsoyouknow Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 "If every instinct that I've ever had has been wrong...then the exact opposite MUST be right."
Jack_Bauer Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Since I've been through addiction, relationship and other things, then I think that I have good mind to be here. I think everyone should make jokes and shit. It makes the mind stronger if the person can take it, and then they become more prepared in the future. I found that moaning and complaining doesnt help, just get over it, and joke about it.
Nighthawk Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Nobody had better chime in with that "mock your value system" and "appear foolish in the eyes of others" shit, I swear to god.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Nobody had better chime in with that "mock your value system" and "appear foolish in the eyes of others" shit, I swear to god.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Ummm...you are a fucking loser. Does that feel better, HIV boy?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Teh Nu-Mi: Master of Tender Loving Care...
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 Swirly McFartSuck: Master of all Things that Rock...
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 "What de lay?" "VAN DE LAY!!!" if I had a picture of you the insults would flow freely
justsoyouknow Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 "I'm a latex salesman." "I hired YOU to be MY latex salesman? I don't think so."
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still...
1234-5678 Posted October 26, 2003 Author Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage.
1234-5678 Posted October 26, 2003 Author Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage. Smell like cabbage? Now wait a minute.........ok, I stand corrected. But after that 8 hour sex marathon, I wear the smell of your Mom's crotch like cheap cologne.
1234-5678 Posted October 26, 2003 Author Report Posted October 26, 2003 Your mom jokes = ratings!!! Definitely. I learned that from the wisdom of the 11 year old kids in "Stand By Me".
Guest The Old Me Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 Serenity now, INSANITY LATER.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage. Smell like cabbage? Now wait a minute.........ok, I stand corrected. But after that 8 hour sex marathon, I wear the smell of your Mom's crotch like cheap cologne. Don't lie. My mother was with my father all evening, you clearly must be lying. And to prove what?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss. Maybe you should quit idolizing the drunken Lizard King, I'm sure thats not heloing your cause any. I know he wasn't as bald, ugly, and useless as you, but still... Well duh, why didn't someone tell me that when I was 16? ..and you smell like cabbage. Smell like cabbage? Now wait a minute.........ok, I stand corrected. But after that 8 hour sex marathon, I wear the smell of your Mom's crotch like cheap cologne. Don't lie. My mother was with my father all evening, you clearly must be lying. And to prove what? I'm your father now? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Guest The Old Me Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 Does that make me his step brother?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm never coming back to this folder. Meanies.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 That avatar really describes today's MD outburst. I miss him already.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I'm never coming back to this folder. Meanies.
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