The Dames Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 I had to do it to you again just to prove that I was real cuz these stupid mother fuckers seriously thought they was gonna steal a rap victory, over me? are you seriously stupid or are you just tryin to be I don't give a fuck if its 5 of you or 22 I'll step up to you personally, with or without a crew I smacked you like a bitch and I heard you weepin stop tryin to be hard, I can see the tears seepin and creepin down your eyes I can't believe you think this is a surprise that I'll take you on, like I'm some sort of pussy because like 50 told Ja, you betta not push me I don't have to ban you, I'll banish you with my words the shit that you kickin you can send to the curb I don't give a fuck who you are this week, cuz you're nothing more than a bitch Voyola, Chevy, Penisface or 1inch you're all the same to me, fire for the grill now shut the fuck up before I send you a bill for wreckin you so lovely, I'll do it free of charge and tell all your boys that it was Large Marge who sent me to come and put it down on ya UGS aint shit, don't let that dumbass fool ya. Dames
justsoyouknow Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Same here, I got school in the morning. But before I go... Dames, you're right, you're just like 50 Cent A no talent hack who couldn't pay the rent. Just like 50, you hit the streets, straight up sellin crack Although yours was the kind where they'd fuck you from the back What the fuck is this shit? Quoting "Total Recall"? Listen up, little bitch, You heading straight for a fall. Just remember, Dames, you're like Julius Caesar, And your last girlfriend? Please, you couldn't please her. And who the fuck am I? Listen up good. I'm owning your ass, and I don't even live in the hood. "JustSoYouKnow...who the fuck are you?" Funny when Zsasz said it, Repeating is for Jews.
justsoyouknow Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Goodnight all, I got school in the morning. Remember Dames, I heart you! :::cues Full House life-lesson music as audience goes, "Awwww":::
Nighthawk Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Boo. Dames refuses to mention me by name and gives credit to New Me for MY cock thread. Dames isn't down with the scene, in the dog eat dog underworld of battle rapping, that makes you the world's biggest bitch.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Let me give Dames some credit, his rhyme wasn't whack took the motherfucker so long, though he had a heart attack Somebody said it right, he took about 20 lines but as I look at my clock Dames is saved in the nick of time Or I'd have to bust my gat out, show him that this thread is mine Motherfucker you can't admin, much less try to rhyme beatin you down so bad, it's like 10-15 years for this crime everyone can see you played, don't even start to whine draw up the contracts, on the dotted line I sign because now I own the Dames, UGS raise your beer stein.
The Dames Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Did anyone hear that? I could of sworn I heard talent Nope, sorry, your jokes were worse than Jimmy Fallon's You keep proving me right, I don't know who you are but one day I will, so keep wishin on a star I cut you so hard with my lyrics, you'll end up with a scar on a spot that no one would see but the Bank givin that ass up to him like he's givin you crank How the fuck did they let you into the UGS? did they have a dick suckin contest and you was the best? that sounds about right, cuz New Me's into cocks and I'm sure you give the type of bJ that be curling up the socks of your leader, I think you call his Banky or more like daddy I take it that he's Scooby Doo and you're Scrappy? How does it feel knowing nobody gives a shit whether you life or die? I know Banky would feel bad if he didn't have your eye to cum in nightly if you really felt this way, get off your ass in fight me I'll give you my address and you could come to my home this shit isn't written, its comin straight off the dome I smack with you my backhand and then lay my bone in my mouth, so you can do what you do best suck a dick like Banky's followers and the rest of UGS This is the last time i'm warning you, I'll kill you ass quickly If you go home now, I'll be kind and give you Mercy.
Cherry Blossom Viscount Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 You can rap all you want Dames, but it's like the real world of hip-hop, all the bling-bling and cheap punchlines don't clean up the seedy underworld that underlies all of the glitz and glamour of the genre. Just like this forum, just replace glitz and glamour with stupidity and cunt licking.
The Dames Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Murda doesn't want none of this, cuz he was already murdered got all mad at me cuz his avatar had a squirter and I told him to take it down bitch, this place has rules, now settle the fuck down "aww, he didn't mention me" I was doing you a favor, but now you're included, P I owned you the first time, the second and the third but for some reason, this motherfucker still hasn't learned that when you face me you get burned like when all your advances, bi or straight, get spurned Go to bed all a you before I put you to sleep stop trying to climb this hill, cuz my talent is too steep.
The Dames Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Shut up, Best Buy. Don't think I don't know its you. I just need proof. Dames
Nighthawk Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 You're backtracking quicker than a scientologist I'm backpacking on your ass like an archaeologist Too late to save face, you showed your true color It was pink like a pussy, your raps keep gettin duller I don't even know why I bother to own you Already look like such a bitch your mama disowned you Tellin Banky to phone you, then comin back like a punk You're a chump, a bitch, your style is ugly Now excuse while your mom and I get snugly Already said if you ever met me you'd be shakin I smoked your fat ass like a pound of bacon Don't even bother with your lame ass retorts I made you a boy scout, you look cute in them shorts
Cherry Blossom Viscount Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Best Buy? And what would lead you to that conclusion anyway? I'm assuming he's a "previously banned poster." Use scape goats all you want Damian, but you need to clean up YOUR forum. That's right, YOUR forum and I think you forget that sometimes to keep everybody pleased and showering you with fake sympathy and praise when the time comes for it.
The Dames Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Murder was his name and his rap was kinda tight but if thats the best he's got, then I'm gonna be aight I aint backin up on shit except on your ugly face Next thing you know, you're on Without A Trace you're gone, poof, outer space cuz you couldn't handle all these rhymes that I laced with my lyrical juices that come at you quicker than cum I still believe you think you beat before, are you just fuckin dumb? You just got to be, there aint no explination Why you're on Banky's farm, or should I say plantation he's treatin you like a bitch and you take it like a bitch I could understand if you was gonna get rich out of it, but you aint getting a fuckin thing instead, all over The Bank's leg is where you cling and I don't get it, why would you do that? defend the dude when all he'd do is fuckin shat all over you and make you his whore and when he's done with you, and fucked you, he'll be showin you the door I don't give a fuck who it is, you, Bank or all the UGS cuz you're all fucking DONE by the D-A-M-E-S Dames
Cherry Blossom Viscount Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Check your inbox Dames.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Can't sleep yet. I got this nasty habbit of lyrically chewing ya up and spit ya Ive dissed more posters than jews be killed by hitler My lyrics too ill cause this be verses from the piss bible scripture this is a kodak moment, why dont you take a fuckin picture My lyrics are so ill Im getting treated like a lord young rookies listen and Dames just be lurking on dis message board Wanna be pro's spit you make like a bitch and get labelled fraud Wording like a rapper but your words i just ignore I fiddle with my diddle and own ya when im bored so from now on ya beta watch where ya treddin my raps taking physical form and bringing the Armegeddon Bank set up dis mob while you just be fretting So just chill, masturbate, hallucinate, i make your move hold up, CHECKMATE
Nighthawk Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 This is it for the night, time to settle the score Gonna lay it down quick for the last encore Banky is pretty cool, I guess Don't make me his tool, but I digress He's God, and I'm Satan I'm not impressed by your hatin You want to take me on again, I'll be waitin But before I go, I'm feeling loquacious And rapacious, you tried to disgrace us But I'm about to get voracious You need to quit actin sanctimonious I'm smoother than Thelonious Monk, I got crunk on your ass Now I'm gonna get eloquent Your style is crusty, my style is elegant Call me Professor cause I'm sophisticated You don't even realize what you instigated I'm educated, you're riding the short bus Now take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper My rhymes are Excalibur, you're coming at me with a stapler I've had enougha your histrionics The balance is shifting like plate tectonics I'll say it once more, cause I know you're cynical TSM is out, UGS is the pinnacle
Guest Fire and Knives Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Eh, what the hell. I think I've seen better shit in a public bathroom stall 'Cause not a motherfuckin' one of you can seem to rhyme at all Real hip-hop still got you weak MCs stressin' So sit back, relax yourselves, and take a lesson From the best in the business, the Beast from the East, Kibagami is the name, spell it out, could ya please 'Cause I know you'll mispronounce, cause this to bounce Down to your house and get your shit snuffed out Like that, so stand up, look me in the eye, And say K-I-B, A-G, A-M-I Like so and proceed to produce pad and pen, 'Cause I'm gonna say this shit once and never say it again - You cannot spit quicker than the one that teaches And shows you how far the microphone reaches; You only gonna learn while you still show respect - There's always one that steps up and gets his shit checked By my style, it's invincible - you end up lookin' pitiful The verse sound scientifical - your downfall eventual, And I'm STILL not feelin' you - dunno what your crew been tellin' you, Or what kinda green they sellin' you, But it's got you all hot to get shot out the gate Into a fuckin' brick wall that you too lightweight To punch through and reach me, so you’d do best not to try But watch the first motherfucker that step out the line And try to battle Kibagami at four in the fuckin’ morning To that punk motherfucker, consider this your warning ‘Cause I never speak second, I need no advantage – By the time you got a punchline, I already did the damage K.
alfdogg Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board. It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth. Whoa, Whoa, WHOA. First of all, this is a different board. Second, you did play a part in the board taking off, but let's not forget that *I* was the ez0p, and it was was ME and CWM who did the work to attract its members. As I recall, you didn't even make one post until like a month after the board was open.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Screw all of this shit Rapping is so dated now Haikus are the light
Guest stardust Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 This thread was so much funnier last night when I was doped up on NyQuil. Well, Chave's haiku made me chuckle.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board. It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth. Whoa, Whoa, WHOA. First of all, this is a different board. Second, you did play a part in the board taking off, but let's not forget that *I* was the ez0p, and it was was ME and CWM who did the work to attract its members. As I recall, you didn't even make one post until like a month after the board was open. He's stealing credit for a message board? Man, this guy's a fucking klepto. Do you do meth?
Guest One Trick Pony Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 This thread was so much funnier last night when I was doped up on NyQuil. Well, Chave's haiku made me chuckle. chave: giving light amusement since 1981
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney. ::previously on TSM:: *flashback to the summer* Dames: Banky,you're banned Banky: GASP! *Flashback to a few weeks after* Austin3164life: I will plagerize because I'm evil! Some dude: You're plagerizing! Boo! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Sorry, it was an accident. I'm leaving now and never coming back! Everybody: Yay! *flashback to a few months ago* Dames: Banky, for helping my board, you can come back! Banky: GASP! *flashback to just over a month ago* CWM and Banky: NHB sucks, lets start a new board and base it around the fact that chave rocks. Everybody else: Yay, chave! Lets go there, and use their funky, funky pirate motif. Dames: GASP! *flashback to last nite* Banky: Dames, you suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Dames: Nuh-uh. You suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Banky: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Dames: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Everybody look at me! I'm special! Everybody BOO! Austin3164life: Ok, bye. Banky and his crew: RAP ATTACK! Dames: REBOUND RAP! Banky: BURN! Dames: 0WNAGE! Everybody: This sucks, I'm going to bed. Banky and Dames: GASP! *flashback to this morning* chave: What the fuck happened here? Any clearer?
Guest One Trick Pony Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING ON? I'm so confused. I guess now I know why it sucks dropping into a soap opera half way through the season. With the exception of Kibagamy {sp?) I've seen better rhymes from that black guy and asian girl on out of the box on Disney. ::previously on TSM:: *flashback to the summer* Dames: Banky,you're banned Banky: GASP! *Flashback to a few weeks after* Austin3164life: I will plagerize because I'm evil! Some dude: You're plagerizing! Boo! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Sorry, it was an accident. I'm leaving now and never coming back! Everybody: Yay! *flashback to a few months ago* Dames: Banky, for helping my board, you can come back! Banky: GASP! *flashback to just over a month ago* CWM and Banky: NHB sucks, lets start a new board and base it around the fact that chave rocks. Everybody else: Yay, chave! Lets go there, and use their funky, funky pirate motif. Dames: GASP! *flashback to last nite* Banky: Dames, you suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Dames: Nuh-uh. You suck and your board sucks and you can't rap! Banky: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Dames: Nuh-uh. Yo mamma! Everybody: GASP! Austin3164life: Everybody look at me! I'm special! Everybody BOO! Austin3164life: Ok, bye. Banky and his crew: RAP ATTACK! Dames: REBOUND RAP! Banky: BURN! Dames: 0WNAGE! Everybody: This sucks, I'm going to bed. Banky and Dames: GASP! *flashback to this morning* chave: What the fuck happened here? Any clearer? I guess.........who's Banky though?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 (edited) Voloyda. You know how sometimes in soaps they bring in someone new to play a character? Banky does the reverse of that. Edited November 3, 2003 by chave
Kardo Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track. Who 'dis?
Guest The Old Me Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 How many different names is Banky going to have. By the end of the year I expect him to have used at least 10 more different ones. Not that it's a bad thing, just hard keeping track. Next time grown folks talking BITCH, close your mouth. Dames=property of UGS. He's owned.
EL BRUJ0 Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 What's the blue book price for Dames going for these days?
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