Really Weird Dream, Freaky Ending

[Matt Young 0]

I only remember bits and pieces of my dream from this morning, but it was really fucked up. I've had longer and crazier ones, but nothing like how this one ended. I remember first that Mandy and I were having sex, and then the next thing I recall is going to the mall. I should also mention that my mom was with me for whatever reason. She wanted to look around for a second, and apparently I had to go find a new phone, which I did. I then went down to some electronics store where I walked down an aisle filled with people programming things. The store had some cheap DVDs, and there was this $4 MXPX one that I wanted.

 

At the same store, they were selling some large posters and had an NMW (New Midwest Wrestling) one. They also sold tickets to the NMW shows there, and I was about to buy one since they were $5 in advance, but then Justin (Tom Arson) showed up and I bought one from him since wrestlers get a discount on training if they sell 50 tickets. For some reason, Justin was in his wrestling gear, as was Jarin (Guy Smith). After this happened, my mom had to go to the service desk for something, and in my dream it was right next to the food court. At one point, Christie Carlson Romano from Even Stevens got up from a table, did some weird dance in front of me and then kind of disappeared.

 

Every time I got near this one hallway on the side of the area I was in, the receptionist at the desk would say I was being too loud. I didn't understand that. In the dream, I joked with some girls about that. Eventually, I made my way down another hallway to a large conference room type area where I once again met up with Mandy, as well as Tori (Cherry Malone). There were other people in the room that I knew, but I can't remember whom. Black Sabbath was in there and started playing "Paranoid". When it came time for the solo, Slash from Guns 'N Roses came out, but instead of playing the guitar, he played some weird Indian type flute. He then handed it to me, expecting me to mimic him, but I had no idea how to play. He tried to coax some hot blonde girl into playing, but she kind of laughed and refused, appearing somewhat embarrassed.

 

Just seconds later, I heard the sound of gunshots as bullets shattered the windows and ripped through the walls. Slash was killed, and everyone else hit the floor, obviously surprised that their visit to the mall was culminating in an attack of that fashion. I crawled along the floor as bullets whizzed over my head, pushing chairs and other objects in front of me for cover. I planned on crawling out of the room, but Mandy too scared to move. She was probably 10 feet away and was so in shock that she hadn't even tried to take cover. I pulled her to the ground and basically covered her with my body in order to protect her. I told her I loved her... She said, "I love you, too"... And then seconds later, I was shot in the side of the head. The bullet went into my left ear, and I felt a sharp pain as my ear began to ring and I slowly faded out of consciousness and life. That was the first time I had ever died in a dream, and the scariest part was that when I woke up, my left ear was ringing and was also actually bleeding. I doubt I'll be able to sleep for a while.... That really freaked me out.

Edited November 5, 2003 by Matt Young

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Stop masterbating while watching Reservoir Dogs.

[Sandman9000 0]

I die in my dreams all the time, usually in the most graphic ways possible.

 

Nothing wrong with it.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

A few nights ago I dreamed of taking a shower. Nothng special.

 

Then at the end of my dream I said, "Aww, f*ck, this is a dream," woke up, and realized I had to take another shower...

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

I had a dream once, where I heard the word, SUCKASS, for the first time. Everyone in the neighborhood called eachother a suckass. I started saying it around my school, claiming I invented it. Did I really?

 

And yes, Matt, that is a weird dream. Don't get me started on my weird dreams, like Godfather Part 3 at church while singing a choir song.

[NYU 0]

During the 2000 election mess, I had a dream that George Bush walked up to me in my school library and asked if all the votes in Florida had been tallied yet. I told him I didn't know, he thanked me, and then walked away.

 

Yeah, pretty strange....

[Henry Spencer 0]

I dreamed that Owen Hart died three nights before he did die. And no, I'm not kidding.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I always dream about killing other people, or walking through a gray featureless hallway.

[Nevermortal 0]

Weirdest dream I ever had:

 

I go to some graveyard, and for some reason I pick up a random girl (yeah, graveyards are real pick up spots) and take her back to my mansion (!). We end up fucking, and afterwards I go to take a shower, but nothing comes out except black slime, followed by copious amounts of blood. She then comes into the shower and asks me where the Cheerios are.

 

I'm fucked up.

[Matt Young 0]

Heh, I just saw some "History of Sex" show last night that said that Romans used to have rendezvous (is that the plural of the word, too?) with prostitutes in graveyards, so you're not too off-base. Oh, and I love the AFI pic in your sig, btw.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I've died AND gone to hell in dreams before.

[Nevermortal 0]

Heh, I just saw some "History of Sex" show last night that said that Romans used to have rendezvous (is that the plural of the word, too?) with prostitutes in graveyards, so you're not too off-base.  Oh, and I love the AFI pic in your sig, btw.

Yeah, I needed to change up my shit and I was listening to Girl's Not Grey, put two and two together and got that.

 

I love the Romans.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Weirdest dream I ever had:

 

I go to some graveyard, and for some reason I pick up a random girl (yeah, graveyards are real pick up spots) and take her back to my mansion (!). We end up fucking, and afterwards I go to take a shower, but nothing comes out except black slime, followed by copious amounts of blood. She then comes into the shower and asks me where the Cheerios are.

 

I'm fucked up.

 

That's like my dreams. I've had dreams where I've had my dick sliced through the middle by my pants! I was scared to death when I woke up. I had a dream where a group called the DBA killed my dad, and the leader was someone I knew. I had a dream where there was this table filled with guns, and they all had a name on each of the guns. The names on the guns were the names of the people in the room, including me. Now, if you laughed too much, your gun, no matter what direction it was pointing at, would go off. Some Russian guy started laughing real weirdly. I told him to shut up, but he kept laughing. Then his gun went off, and I dove for cover, but got shot in the back. I also had a dream where my sister was a cheerleader for the LA Extreme. I had a dream where I got to take a tour of the set of the music video "Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al. And it was from a mine car. I had a dream where these zombies were chasing me. They than cornered me into this old bus. When I was about to be eaten, one of them says," Honey, its time for breakfast." I even had another dream where I was in an underground dungeon, and some turtle-like mutant said, "We got Cinemax!" I had another dream where I was playing ping pong in my living room with my friend, and I asked if he wanted to watch Jason X. He said, "Is that the one where the chick is naked?" And I say, "I don't know, but I know it has Jason frozen." We were just about to put the tape in when this guy I know(the same guy who killed my dad in that other dream) said hey to us. I ask him hows he doin, and he tells me about whats been going on. He then asks what were doing and I say, "about to watch Jason X." He says, "Is that the one where the chick is naked?" And I say, "I don't know, but I know it has Jason frozen.

 

Is this some weird stuff or what?

[NYU 0]

Possibly about once a week, I have this really short dream right after I fall asleep. I'm walking on the sidewalk, and I just trip and fall. Right before I hit the ground, I wake up. It's not that the dream is weird but that I have dreamed it so much. We're talking about maybe 100 times or more I've had this dream over the years, and I always wonder if it means something or not.

 

Last night, I had a dream I was walking up the block to my house when I saw the front door opened. I looked in and I saw two guys walking out with a piano (strange, because I don't have a piano). They told me they had to take it for cleaning. I knew they were bullshitting so I ran down some stairs and back outside. My dad was standing in front of the house and I told him there were people upstairs taking stuff. He yelled at me, asking how I could let them in. He went upstairs, and a second later, one of the robber's heads rolled right at my feet. Weird.....

 

And of course, two nights ago, I had the ol' dream where a girl grabbed my balls and bent down, ready to give me oral. But, as many good dreams ago, it ended before it should have. Didn't have a wet dream or anything, but had a hell of a boner.

 

TIDBITS ABOUT DREAMS:

Learned from my Psychology class last year that, in actuality, an individual dream lasts a total of 1/100 seconds before going straight to the next one. The only time you actually remember a dream is when you wake up during it, without giving the dream a proper conclusion. Now that you have woken up, the brain acts as if it was a fairly long, drawn-out dream when it actually was 1/100 of a second. If you go to sleep right after the dream, you will most likely forget it, because your brain hasn't had time to take the dream out of your immediate short term memory and store it. This is why you might remember you had a dream during the middle of the night, but can't remember what it was at all. As far as the brain is concerned, it pretty much threw out any specifics of it. Only if you stay up for a few hours after you woke up - allowing it to cement in your memory - , or actually wrote the dream down, will you remember what it was about.

Edited November 6, 2003 by OlympicHeroRVD

[The Czech Republic 0]

If you have a dream you got out of bed to go the bathroom and went back to bed, oh man are you in for it.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I'll have what the movie Waking Life calls "lucid dreams", where you realize you are in a dream and take control.

 

I've beat up cops and my assistant principal, and then flew away. I must have a problem with authority.

[King Kamala 0]

Weirdest dream I've ever had- giant ducks were destroying my hometown and I was going to try to destroy them with the help of a sassy talking rooster. 'Nuff said. Another strange one was one where Bill Cosby and me were starring on a NYPD Blue ripoff.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I once dreamed I carved up an old woman and sold her parts by the side of the highway.

 

I also had a dream where I kept getting hit by lightning, over and over and over again, but it didn't hurt.

 

I also lit myself on fire to win a bet, in a dream.

 

Everything else is pretty much just sex, sex symbolism, or the featureless hallway.

[Guest Nacho Nixon]

Had a weird dream last night. The earliest point I remember from it is waking up because someone (never saw who) suckerpunched me while I was asleep, then getting my ass kicked until I actually woke up. Kinda sucked, actually.

[haVoc 0]

I dream I'm being haunted and chased by ghost all the time.

[Guest BookerTman]

A month ago, I dreamt that I followed one of my friends girlfriend, watched her have sex with my friend through his bedroom window and then, after they were done, they got into an argument and broke up. Then I went home and for some reason walked over to the garage, looked in and saw another friend of mine on top of the same girl, both completely naked and humpin' away. I just stood there and watched and was impressed with what I saw.

After that, I dream about watching people having sex at least once every two weeks, although only one other dream since involved people I knew.

 

I also remember a dream where I fought a wolf and it bit my penis off. I went to the hospital holding it in place, trying not to run into anybody before I got to a doctor. Oddly enough, the hospital was almost completely empty. I met this English butler-like guy in the elevator and he asked me if there was something wrong (because I was bent over with a hand down my pants). I tried to lie to him but he saw through it so I told him that my cock got bit off. He took a bag of ice out of thin air, grabbed my cock and put it in the bag. Then the elevator stopped, we got out and there were a bunch of terrorists in the hallways with semi-automatic guns. The English guy I met in the elevator took out a Walther and gunned them all down. I woke up before we got to a doctor, and I kept checking to see if I my penis was still attached before I got out of bed.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I dreamt once, of the most beautiful rose that could ever exist. The rose was the life of a man. The tinest petal,the triumps in his life, his loves, his joys, the very essense of his being. The thorns his defences, his cold shell, his distaste that he diplays toward the world. The stem, the ongoing thread in which the rose grew which was also true of the man. The tinest detail lends to the beauty and sting of this rose. All the pain, the loves, the hates, the experiences, the hopes, and the dreams all contained inside the perfest red rose which grew on.

 

The question left to me during my dream was, is plucking the rose to enjoy the temporary beauty and forgoing all that could be, to bathe in its beautiful glow in one passing moment, was that the moment of its greatest beauty, the point in which it is fullest? Or is it the continued regrowth of the rose, the changes from now to its end, the true life and the full existence to behold? I did not have the answer. There also were some big breasted women dressed as schoolgirls, with their hair in pigtails.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

That was actually quite interesting to know Olympic since a lot(Nearly all) of my dreams seem to just flow from one part to the next with no real connection.

 

I'd list some of my dreams but I can never remember my really good ones(Like last night, all I can remember is that it featured a classroom and a corn field at night).

[JJMc 0]

Frozenblock, these pics are seriously fucked.

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Frozenblock, these pics are seriously fucked.

 

 

...Thank you?