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Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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Here's my question. Why does a homeless man have a computer with internet access??

i live in an internet cafe, but they don't know that yet

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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Could you take Lou Diamond Phillips in a fight?

Before you answer yes..think of 2 things.

1. He's in his role as Jose Chavez Y Chavez from 'Young Guns'.

2. He's got tons of bitterness built up inside from having a shitty career playing various minorities and bit parts.

No i couldn't i am merely a homeless guy looking for some change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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Why couldn't you think of a better gimmick?

i am too poor to be able to consider any other gimmicks

 

*collapses onto his pile of boxes*

Guest HumanJukebox

Guest HumanJukebox

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This thread is homeless.

She calls out to the man on the street, "Sir, can you help me?

It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep. Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back, he pretends he can't hear her

He starts to whistle as he crosses the street, seems embarassed to be there

 

Oh, think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it

 

She calls out to the man on the street, he can see she's been crying

She's got blisters on the soles of her feet, she can't walk, but she's trying

 

Oh, just think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it, uh - huh, just think about it

 

Oh Lord, is there nothing more anybody can do

Oh oh Lord, there must be something you can say

 

You can tell by the lines on her face, you can see that she's been there

Probably been moved on from everyplace, cause she didn't fit in there

 

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it, uh - huh, just think about it

 

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me, it's another day for you and me

It's another day for you and me in paradise

In paradise, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Guest The Old Me

Guest The Old Me

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This thread is homeless.

She calls out to the man on the street, "Sir, can you help me?

It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep. Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back, he pretends he can't hear her

He starts to whistle as he crosses the street, seems embarassed to be there

 

Oh, think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it

 

She calls out to the man on the street, he can see she's been crying

She's got blisters on the soles of her feet, she can't walk, but she's trying

 

Oh, just think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it, uh - huh, just think about it

 

Oh Lord, is there nothing more anybody can do

Oh oh Lord, there must be something you can say

 

You can tell by the lines on her face, you can see that she's been there

Probably been moved on from everyplace, cause she didn't fit in there

 

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you and me in paradise

Oh yes, think twice, it's just another day for you, you and me in paradise

Just think about it, uh - huh, just think about it

 

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me in paradise

It's just another day for you and me, it's another day for you and me

It's another day for you and me in paradise

In paradise, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Your music selections suck the big dick!!

Hoff Newbie

Hoff

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Wrong thread. Also, this gimmick is boring. But more important than either of these is the continued lack of snow. I will get to the bottom of this, I swear it.

Guest HumanJukebox

Guest HumanJukebox

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But more important than either of these is the continued lack of snow.

What you get and what you see

Things that don't come easily

Feeling happy in my vein

Icicles within my brain

 

 

Something blowing in my head

Winter's ice, it soon will spread

Death would freeze my very soul

Makes me happy, makes me cold

 

My eyes are blind but I can see

The snowflakes glisten on the tree

The sun no longer sets me free

I feel there's no place freezing me

 

Let the winter sun shine on

Let me feel the frost of dawn

Fill my dreams with flakes of snow

Soon I'll feel the chilling glow

 

Don't you think I know what I'm doing

Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong

You're the one who's really a loser

This is where I feel I belong

 

Crystal world with winter flowers

Turns my day to frozen hours

Lying snowblind in the sun

Will my ice age ever come?

Guest The Old Me

Guest The Old Me

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Good gimmick done bad.

 

I may have to rip it off...

Yes, this is quite poor.

Hoff Newbie

Hoff

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But more important than either of these is the continued lack of snow.

What you get and what you see

Things that don't come easily

Feeling happy in my vein

Icicles within my brain

 

 

Something blowing in my head

Winter's ice, it soon will spread

Death would freeze my very soul

Makes me happy, makes me cold

 

My eyes are blind but I can see

The snowflakes glisten on the tree

The sun no longer sets me free

I feel there's no place freezing me

 

Let the winter sun shine on

Let me feel the frost of dawn

Fill my dreams with flakes of snow

Soon I'll feel the chilling glow

 

Don't you think I know what I'm doing

Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong

You're the one who's really a loser

This is where I feel I belong

 

Crystal world with winter flowers

Turns my day to frozen hours

Lying snowblind in the sun

Will my ice age ever come?

That's all well and good, but it doesn't get me my fucking snow. Heads are gonna roll soon, I swear it.

Guest Agent of Oblivion

Guest Agent of Oblivion

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

Guest The Old Me

Guest The Old Me

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

I'd have to agree. Snow sucks. Fucking canadians.

{''({o..o})''} Newbie

{''({o..o})''}

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

 

I'd have to agree. Snow sucks. Fucking canadians.

 

Minnesotians, like Hoff and myself, require snow, if only to make small-talk easier. We know it's coming, so get it over with, type of thing.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

 

I'd have to agree. Snow sucks. Fucking canadians.

 

Minnesotians, like Hoff and myself, require snow, if only to make small-talk easier. We know it's coming, so get it over with, type of thing.

You bitches don't know what pain is, you guys don't get shit compares to us Saskatchewanians.

Guest The Old Me

Guest The Old Me

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

 

I'd have to agree. Snow sucks. Fucking canadians.

 

Minnesotians, like Hoff and myself, require snow, if only to make small-talk easier. We know it's coming, so get it over with, type of thing.

You bitches don't know what pain is, you guys don't get shit compares to us Saskatchewanians.

Pussy.

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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please be kind and all fuck off now i'm drunk and i get extremley anti-social, very prone to saying fuck alot as well. Well its goodnight from the homeless guy. Mehhhhhhhhh! fuck off

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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*awakes from deeps sleep*

 

what, where, when..........Oh its only you Fuck off!

justsoyouknow Newbie

justsoyouknow

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What kind of masochistic ice fuck wants snow? The shit's nothing but trouble, and it's slippery and cold. I wish it'd never snow again.

 

I'd have to agree. Snow sucks. Fucking canadians.

 

Minnesotians, like Hoff and myself, require snow, if only to make small-talk easier. We know it's coming, so get it over with, type of thing.

You bitches don't know what pain is, you guys don't get shit compares to us Saskatchewanians.

Pussy.

Um....it dipped below 76 last night here in Arizona. I had to put on my sweatshirt.

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change

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I applaud your ability to sleep while mongrels urinate on your syphilis-ridden body. Bravo.

you forgot small poxs and athletes foot

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