Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I can honestly say I wouldn't come within 10 feet of Paris Hilton for fear of infection.
haVoc Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 Paris wasn't the one who crashed on the bike. That was Rod Stewards daughter. Paris and Niki Hilton are famous for the same reason those reality TV folks are. People are bored with real stars. Matter of fact, Paris is going to be in a reality tv show called "The Simple Life" on FOX soon with Lionel Richie's (I have no idea how to spell his name) daughter. I'll take the Hilton sisters over those two rich girls on MTV.
Nevermortal Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I heard that they're titling this "The Invasion of Paris", because like the city in WWII, she laid there and took it.
NoCalMike Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I heard that they're titling this "The Invasion of Paris", because like the city in WWII, she laid there and took it. Are you being serious?
starvenger Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I forget, does Paris look something like Krystal Steal without fake boobs?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I bet she gives Urlacher an STD He should have stayed with his wife. She was hot and seemed very sweet...plus it showed her doing Laundry and loading the dishwasher on "The Life"...what more do you want?
Slayer Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 He should have stayed with his wife. She was hot and seemed very sweet...plus it showed her doing Laundry and loading the dishwasher on "The Life"...what more do you want? See also: Vanessa Bryant
The Tino Standard Posted November 7, 2003 Report Posted November 7, 2003 I heard that they're titling this "The Invasion of Paris", because like the city in WWII, she laid there and took it. That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 And this tape just happens to appear a good month before their show on Fox premieres... Riiiiiight. I forget, does Paris look something like Krystal Steal without fake boobs? Yes, but with a Toothpick shape.
1234-5678 Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 And this tape just happens to appear a good month before their show on Fox premieres... Riiiiiight. Show? The Hilton sisters?
Nevermortal Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 And this tape just happens to appear a good month before their show on Fox premieres... Riiiiiight. Show? The Hilton sisters? "The Simple Life": Paris and some other rich bitch living on a farm in Arkansas.
1234-5678 Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 And this tape just happens to appear a good month before their show on Fox premieres... Riiiiiight. Show? The Hilton sisters? "The Simple Life": Paris and some other rich bitch living on a farm in Arkansas. I'll watch if there are daisy dukes involved........and a lot of sweating.........yummy.
Guest Ray Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 I bet the car stank like fish after that night
NoCalMike Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 On some netscape news feed, some news anchor said when he went to the movie theater, almost the entire crowd was talking about this before the movie/previews came on. People claimed to have seen the tape and said Paris Hilton was barely concious and so out of it they only saw the white in her eyes. I am calling bullshit. It doesn't seem to be widespread enough yet for yer average Joe Schmo movie-goer to have seen it. I am sure SOMEONE has seen it, but not people in bunches. Plus they could have just downloaded one of the many FAKE video clips that has turned up over the last week called, "paris hilton fucking" or something like that and it wasn't even it.
justsoyouknow Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg ....for some reason, that doesn't look right.
Art Sandusky Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I'm still trying to figure out where these girls came from. A month ago I'd never heard of them and now they're everywhere for some reason despite there never being a clear declaration of what they actually do.
Nevermortal Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I'm still trying to figure out where these girls came from. A month ago I'd never heard of them and now they're everywhere for some reason despite there never being a clear declaration of what they actually do. They're famous for being rich and going to trendy Hollywood parties and movie premieres.
Lord of The Curry Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 And for the fact that they're the heirs to the Hilton Hotel fortune.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Paris seems to have some bruises on her knees in that one picture, I wonder where they came from....?
Art Sandusky Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I'm still trying to figure out where these girls came from. A month ago I'd never heard of them and now they're everywhere for some reason despite there never being a clear declaration of what they actually do. They're famous for being rich and going to trendy Hollywood parties and movie premieres. But... there are a lot of people who do that. And I'm supposed to care about them because they're going to be rich(er) after living a life of luxury already without doing any work? (is still looking for this video anyway)
Vyce Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg ....for some reason, that doesn't look right. No.....no, it doesn't. I'd still hit it, though.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg ....for some reason, that doesn't look right. No.....no, it doesn't. I'd still hit it, though. And then your penis would turn green and fall off
Nevermortal Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg ....for some reason, that doesn't look right. No.....no, it doesn't. I'd still hit it, though. And then your penis would turn green and fall off Then it would gallop away into the sunset to populate a western ghost town with its seed.
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 [Geez didn't alot of people on the board called this. http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/....htm&floc=wn-nn CELEB SCANDAL: Paris Sex Video Could Backfire The celebrity scandal involving the release of a private sex video Paris Hilton consented to make while dating ex-beau Rick Solomon, may actually backfire on the source looking to hurt her career. Having such a tape in circulation could actually make Paris that much more of a commodity in Tinseltown. And it's not as if the hard-partying, skimpy duds-sporting platinum-tressed Paris has cultivated an image of sweet innocence that this tape will destroy, now has she? Another sexy blonde party-hopper, Pamela Anderson, has had not one, but two such private videos (one with ex-hubby Tommy Lee and another with beau at the time Bret Michaels of Poison) get out to the public, but that hasn’t seemed to hurt her career. As a matter of fact, Pam has capitalized off both instances. With the tape she made with Michaels, the two sued the company that distributed the film on the internet and were awarded a seven figure settlement and the distribution company was made to destroy all their copies of the tape. And with the tape Pam made with ex-hubby/current beau Tommy Lee – she was able to build a cameo around it in big screen hit comedy “Scary Movie 3,” which opened No.1 at the box office earlier this month. The timing of the threatened release of this video, just before Paris's reality show “The Simple Life,” is set to make her a star, can't be a coincidence. It would be just too cynical to suggest it's a publicity ploy -- but it will act as one.
art_vandelay Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Here's the video for those who haven't seen it already (copy & paste): http://216.67.252.162/parishilton.wmv Credit: http://www.whatevs.org/2003_11_09_whatevs_archive.html Anyone able to convert the file to MPEG? Us Mac users can't play WMV's.
Guest Choken One Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 GOD KNOWS WHY I'm bothering dling this... Call It curiosity.
art_vandelay Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 Oh yeah, me too. I always feel "curious".
Downhome Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 O'Reilly is talking about this right now.
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