Bane & Seven from OVW

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

We need to find someway to send it to him.

 

Then, maybe TomCo and Fertig can be a reality.

[Ultra Violence 0]

Well, about six months ago he stopped efedding. The fed owner was his cousin, told us all it was because he was expecting his WWE callup and wanted to put more time into training. Sadly, the fed owner (who apparently works for Microsoft) dissapeared offline about three months ago Otherwise i'd link him to this thread!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Best. Thread. Ever

 

 

This tops OJ Harts "sex" thread in Classics.

[AndrewTS 0]

Well, those are two guys who likely got swirlies when they were little kids.

 

Geez, if you're in OVW and weren't born with a marketable name, you're screwed when you come to WWE.

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Who came up with these names?

In Seven's case, his parents. Kevin Fertig is Seven's real name.

Same with Tomko, as I believe Tomko is Bane's real last name.

 

Man, if the WWE is calling up players from the Hoss Minor Leagues, the least they could do is make them somewhat interesting... but then again, we know about WWE logic

That it is, I believe.

[yankovic fan 0]

Didn't they try the whole retard angle when Slick started managing Kamala?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I've run into my share of problems with both the Tomko and the Fertig. Both of them not only have wayyy too many HP, but always pop up in the forest regions and don't take damage from ice-elemental. Especially when they're in a party with a Rhodox or Fortis. Geez.

gold.....pure gold.

[eirejmcmahon 0]

I like the real name thing.

[Ultra Violence 0]

delete the post above me and move this to classics

[The Czech Republic 0]

I like the real name thing.

Brother, if the "real name thing" was a good idea, this wouldn't be a seven-page thread.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I like the real name thing.

Brother, if the "real name thing" was a good idea, this wouldn't be a seven-page thread.

Plus over 2000+ views, and also wouldn't have 190 replies.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Guys what if Tomko and Fertig debut on Raw? I might have to watch to see. Egads...

[Vyce 0]

It's been said before, I'll say it again.

 

This whole fucking thread deserves a place in the Classics folder more than any other, perhaps, in the history of this forum.

[Ultimo Dugas 0]

I see that someone has registered the name Fertig...

[Guest Fertig]

hello

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I read this whole thing through yesterday. Then I went and saw The Matrix Revolutions. The entire theatre is silent during the "dramatic"

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Trinity dies

scene. Then I thought of Fertiq and busted out laughing.

 

Proceed directly to Classics. Now. Please.

[The Czech Republic 0]

hello

Ladies and gentlemen, here's our Man Of The Hour. No seriously. This whole thread was conceived in about an hour.

 

So why isn't this a classic yet?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Because naming naming them Fargus and Fargle would be funnier.

 

I just read through this thread, it's funny sure, but not classic material. That McMahon ladder legdrop thread, now THAT was classic. Could be because I'm a history major also...

[the pinjockey 0]

This one had more going against it to start though. The Ladder leg drop thread was such a stupid topic that it opened itself up to mocking. This thread just stemmed from off hand comments about a real topic, which gives it better consideration to me.

 

That LLD thread was a hella fun.

[Guest JudasSault]

the LLD thread gave me my name. it deserves clasic status for that alone.

[Guest Fertig]

My name is FERTIG.

[SamoaRowe 0]

My name is FERTIG.

And my name is Ernie Rowe. And my name is more marketable than yours.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm marketable. "Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself." (credit: CoreyLazarus)

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah, and when you're about to win (or after you won) you can yell out "Czechmate"

[Ultra Violence 0]

FFS Dames, move this to classics

[deancoles 0]

From now on whenever i start a new game of ewr i'm so keeping Bane and Seven in and changing them to their real names even if they sound like something from disney.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

One last time, just for an end-of-the-year memory. I laughed for a good minute after reading "She backed the Mack"...

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

My name is FERTIG.

This gimmick has already jumped the shark...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah, "Hello" by Fertig was funny, cause someone actually put the effort in creating the poster Fertig - but then after that, it was no longer funny. The novelty wore off, if you will. But for a good 5 pages Tomko and Fertig was the hottest thing going.

[Ravenbomb 0]

The announcing would write itself:

 

JR: Now Fertig, what do you think of your brother in this match?

 

Fertig: My shoes light up when I walk!

 

JR:....... Um, anyway...

that is the funniest thing I've read on the board in a while