The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I do the same thing before my dates.

Get Jericho to job to you?

[The Czech Republic 0]

They just can't overuse O Fortuna, I'm sorry. I like it.

[BorneAgain 0]

Time for the dramatic video.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Oh yes..

 

The history of the epic Shane/Kane rivalry

[Guest Choken One]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Booker T did time...D'VON hasn't.

 

To WWE, that's Justifiable.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

this is fairly gay.

[The Czech Republic 0]

That Kane lauhg sounded like a duck call. I giggled

[BorneAgain 0]

I do the same thing before my dates.

Get Jericho to job to you?

Nah, everybody's done that, so it doesn't impress any chicks.

[Guest Choken One]

The video production crew do the usual good cover job.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

You know that build-up video would have been so much cooler had the opponent not been Shane.

[Guest Quik]

Worst promo ever, for one of the worst angles ever. Why didn't they show any dinner footage? And why would Shane fight in Hell? He's not evil in this one.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whoa Kane sounds like a weed eater running out of gas!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

That last shot of Kane looked like a photo negative of Tony "Zeus" Lister.

[Anakin Flair 0]

nice vid package

[Papacita 0]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Storyline wise, technically, isn't D-Von half white anyway?

 

And damn, I forgot all about Goldberg/Batista.

[Guest Quik]

I need pot. Right now.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Survivor Series is just gonna suck..

[BorneAgain 0]

And why would Shane fight in Hell? He's not evil in this one.

I believe being a McMahon immediately grants you evil status.

[razazteca 0]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Storyline wise, technically, isn't D-Von half white anyway?

 

And damn, I forgot all about Goldberg/Batista.

D-von is adapted?

[Ted the Poster 0]

I think that awesome video package has made me start to care about the Shane/Kane feud! Oh, wait... *burps*... that was just gas.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, at least G-Berg vs. Batista won't be that long...

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I do the same thing before my dates.

Get Jericho to job to you?

Nah, everybody's done that, so it doesn't impress any chicks.

Homestar: "Yeah, you're pwobabwy wight."

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Survivor Series is just gonna suck..

Oh c'mon we've still got Tajiri/Noble and Team Angle and...and...*sigh* yup it's gonna suck.

[Guest Choken One]

Why doesn't Lawler make racist jokes about D-Von?

Storyline wise, technically, isn't D-Von half white anyway?

 

And damn, I forgot all about Goldberg/Batista.

D-von is adapted?

No...DVon's dad was black and Bubba's White mom hooked up...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Check it out JR! Vince is a genius, part VI!

[iliketurtles 0]

I bet Austin got that scar from No Mercy 2001.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So Unscripted is just a bunch of pictures? I guess no one could read or write so they made a picture book.

[Guest Quik]

Lita has a lip tattoo? Wow, that's so pathetic Generation-X White Trash-tacular!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"Your next Batista"? What happened to the 1st?

[The Mandarin 0]

Alright, which one of you sons of bitches added a chapter about Lita to the book?