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Maher, Bill. Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.

 

 

Now that's good gossip.

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Maher, Bill. Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.

 

 

Now that's good gossip.

It explains why he was in every MTV Sex in the 90s special.

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Well, I just learned that everyone in hollywood is either gay or bisexual. Nice.

 

I think the person who runs this site just takes whatever info she gets in email. How many separate times has she had a message that said, "I have heard different things". Then post neither, not both.

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Nicks, Stevie. Egotist. Is to fashion what Mike Tyson is to civilised behaviour. Claims she hasn't had sex with a man since 1994. Bi______. Big cokehead, but is afraid that it will damage her vocal chords and so has her assistant blow it into her anally. (Isn't that grotesquely delicious gossip?) In re: that last item, during the 1970s she'd give herself coke/water enemas. Is apparently known for her oral skills. (Could any man be that desperate?)

 

Bah gawd.

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<turns display of ignorance on>

 

Could someone explain the term "Friend of Dorothy" and why it means homosexual?

Gay people seem to like Judy Garland alot and of course she played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

Only gay people and tourist go to Broadway to watch the plays. And if you own show tunes soundtracks than you might be gay.......metrosexual.

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I think the person who runs this site just takes whatever info she gets in email. How many separate times has she had a message that said, "I have heard different things". Then post neither, not both.

 

Yeah that's what I think to. I bet if we all sent in different emails about meeting certain star she would put it up there.

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Smith, Kevin. "Super nice guy." Hilarious story-teller. Always nice to fans.

 

No surprise there. I AM surprised it didn't say he was gay, it said everybody else was.

On top of that, the quality of your person is judged by how well you tip

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Smith, Kevin. "Super nice guy." Hilarious story-teller. Always nice to fans.

 

No surprise there. I AM surprised it didn't say he was gay, it said everybody else was.

Or a drug addict.

 

John Goodman a coke head? He also snorts pixy stixs and ground up potato chips.

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Natalie Portman is bisexual and an Ecstasy user? Well, I know the former is true because she admitted it in last year's Rolling Stone article, but I'm not so sure about X, although she does attend a lot of parties and raves, so...

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Yeah, man, if I'm ever famous, I'll tip 100% and only have sex with women who are exactly my age and never say a bad word about anybody. But in secret I'll be sacrificing babies to the Great Electron. I think they'll balance each other out.

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Stamos, John. Bisexual. Linked with Demi Moore.

 

Now that's just ridiculous. How the hell, can he nail Demi Moore and Rebecca Romjin. Life isn't fair.

By being a handsome, charming man. Let's all try it.

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Yeah, man, if I'm ever famous, I'll tip 100% and only have sex with women who are exactly my age and never say a bad word about anybody. But in secret I'll be sacrificing babies to the Great Electron. I think they'll balance each other out.

Your line will still read something like:

 

Ravenbomb. Bisexual. Posts on the SmartMarks. Linked to Colin Farrell (because he'll sleep with men, women, real dolls, VCRs and anything else with a hole in it), Hillary Duff and Rachel Perry.

 

(just kidding, of course. Mine would probably read much worse)

 

And is anyone really surprised that some celebs just aren't all that smart?

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Guest Nacho Nixon
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And is anyone really surprised that some celebs just aren't all that smart?

Exactly - the idiot percentage in real life is about 90%, and that's going to be reflected in any sample you take, even, say, the brightest and best of TV, music and film.

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"Affleck, Ben. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with Matt Damon and perhaps other men over the years. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past; likes threeways with hookers and Matt Damon. One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that) while doing the pro. Has had work done on his teeth, hair, and chin. Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears (who he cheated on Jennifer Lopez with, while Spears was seeing Justin Timberlake). "

 

That's quite the list, there.

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