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http://channels.netscape.com/new/html/live...scoop/nn/8.html

 

Ew! New Soft Drink Is Flavored Like...

 

...turkey and gravy. This is not for the faint of stomach. This is for those adventurous souls who think nothing of eating and drinking...well, anything. For these people we have the latest and greatest in soft drink selections: Soda flavored to taste like turkey and gravy.

 

The company that decided this is exactly what we need to quench our thirst is Jones Soda, based in Seattle, Washington. (No word on what they were drinking when they came up with this idea.) But, hey, here's some great news: The turkey and gravy soda is sugar-free and calorie-free! And it can be served hot or cold! Hot soda. Now there's a taste treat.

 

The soda is being test-marketed in just two states: Washington and Michigan. Which leads us to ask this pressing question: What is it about the residents of Washington and Michigan that makes Jones Soda think they want to drink their turkey instead of carve it?

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Now Mikey Moore has something to drink in between his in-between-meal snacks. (had to get that cheap shot in)

 

They should make an entire line of drinks based on a Thanksgiving meal--drink your Thanksgiving dinner and keep off those holiday pounds.

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That reminds me of one of those fake ads in Triple Play2000: "Refreshing Iced Gravy - the refreshing taste of Thanksgiving all year 'round."

And THAT reminds me of the SNL "Crystal Gravy" parody ad. Still one of the most brilliant ones they've come up with...

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