deancoles Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Since the 2 are going to feud in the next few months i thought it fitting that i do this topic.If it's in the wrong folder then i apologise in advance. 1)Kane had a better fuck up at summerslam. 2)Kane threw Chris Jericho through bullet proof glass on his first try while goldberg had try two times. 3)Kane will job to anyone,even Rene Dupree. 4)Kane has won more titles than Goldberg. 5)Kane drove a golf cart at wrestlemania 17.
Guest Ray Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 6) Goldberg can't command lightning.
TheFranchise Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 7) Goldberg doesnt have a deadman for a brother.
Silence Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 8. Goldberg just looks like a Stone Cold wannabe, but Kane actually does look scary without the mask, despite the fact that he resembles Uncle Fester currently. 9. Kane hasn't tried to end a wrestling legend's career yet
TheFranchise Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 >>9: RE taker? 10. Kane can have a quiet meeting in a restaurant with a hated apponent, Goldberg just punches cars.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 11. Kane's an evil dentist.
Silence Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 >>9: RE taker? I was referring to Goldberg mulekicking Bret Hart in the head, which ended his career.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 >>9: RE taker? I was referring to Goldberg mulekicking Bret Hart in the head, which ended his career. You know Hart did wrestle several matches after that. In all honesty it was Hart's fault he can't wrestle now. Had he taken time off right after the match he might have had a few years left on his career, instead he wrestled Benoit where he took several german suplexes.
clean rob Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 12) Goldberg has never tried to improve the announce team on Raw by setting JR on fire. 13) Kane is such a ladies' man he can even score with dead girls. 14) Kane is good at The Weakest Link.
Damaramu Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 >>9: RE taker? I was referring to Goldberg mulekicking Bret Hart in the head, which ended his career. You know Hart did wrestle several matches after that. In all honesty it was Hart's fault he can't wrestle now. Had he taken time off right after the match he might have had a few years left on his career, instead he wrestled Benoit where he took several german suplexes. To be even more fair. WCW wouldn't give him the time off.
deancoles Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Posted November 15, 2003 15)When Kane looks into a mirror we can see what he thinks(msg raw) 16)Kane has Abyss ripping him off but Goldberg has Gillberg. 17)Kane was involved in a better Elimination Chamber match.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 18.) Kane remembers the golden rule "Don't forget to bring a towel"
deancoles Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Posted November 15, 2003 19)Kane has beaten Steve Austin,something Goldberg will never do. 20)kane is hardcore,once in 2001 he swung a chain around which bounced of the mat and hit him in the balls and he didn't even sell it.
deancoles Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Posted November 15, 2003 21)Kane can go from Midcard to Main Event just by turning heel.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 22)Kane never wrasseled for dubyaseedubyu!!!!
TheFranchise Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 22. Kane can rip the door of a Hell In A Cell, yet Goldberg slips when just walkin down the isle.
Mecha Mummy Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 23. Kane wields the powers of Christmas.
deancoles Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Posted November 15, 2003 25)Kane has his own match(inferno) guys you've messed up your numbers after 22.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 26.) Kane can come out and wrestle the following week after being thrown into a flaming dumpster Goldberg needs two months off after punching a limo
MooreMark Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 27. Kane has had many succesful tag partners. While Goldberg has had how many?!
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 This is no Bossman thread.
MooreMark Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 I think the fact that Kane is too up there for Goldberg. Maybe something like 100 reasons why Lita is better then Goldberg would work.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Howsabout: Gokdberg has drawn more oney than Kane. Goldberg's Title win in 98 was eons better than Kane's. Goldberg got over by working his way and destroying jobbers...to low carders...to midcarders...to Hogan, finally. Kane was thrown in with Taker and Foley automatically, and is boring. It would be noticeable if Goldberg were removed from RAW, not so for Kane. Goldberg (in story) doesn't get pummeled by a non-wrestler every week. Goldberg has defeated "the untouchable 100% booking power he'll never job to Goldberg, Steph rulz!" Triple H. Goldberg main evented his first PPV match in the company...Kane was left off this year's WM after being on TV for what, 4 and 1/2 + years. Awful topic. Kane sucks just as bad as BG...at least Goldie is exciting and ok to watch on TV.
Guest Super Pissed Smark Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 27) Kane is fireproof. 28) Piss Kane off and he'll go right for you testicles. Well, maybe Shane McMahon's testicles. Eh. This sucks. Bossman is better than both of them combined.
The Czech Republic Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Chapter 29: Shocking Nuts For Fun And Profit
Styles Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Chapter 30: While both are Jewish, only Kane can light a menorah with his fingers and telepathy...
Just John Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 31. Goldberg never set JR on fire.
chaosrage Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 This thread sucks because Kane actually IS better than gb.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 32.) You can set Kane on fire and not worry about being hit up by angry holocaust survivors
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