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Thanks, that was awesome.

 

Carpetbagger. Stop.

The Sneak, I told him I would give him what's for, now go and fetch me fresh jam!

 

Thanks Angelslayer.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

Apparently, Cornell doesn't have many courses dealing with what the private message feature on the TheSmartMarks Forums is for.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

Apparently, Cornell doesn't have many courses dealing with manners, either.

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Or patience. Apparently, Cornell don't got many courses dealing with patience, neither.

Posted

Well, if popular opinion at this place was true, my daily schedule would look something like this.

 

MWF 10:10-11:00: Peasant Beating

TR 1:25-2:40: Snobbery

MWF 1:25-2:15: Polo

TR: 12:20-1:10: Wine tasting

 

So no, no time for Private message, manners, or patience. (In TSM Ivy land or real life)

Posted

Well, I am deathly allergic to cats. I went in a house once that had 5 cats without knowing and had to leave real fast when my throat started closing.

 

So yeah, I prefer dogs.

Posted
Well, I am deathly allergic to cats. I went in a house once that had 5 cats without knowing and had to leave real fast when my throat started closing.

 

So yeah, I prefer dogs.

Well shit, how dare anyone ever enjoy anything having to do with cats? String the fuckers up, I say, the cats and the posters. My God, what a lot of knaves and chaveosexuals.

 

Loosen up, man. The cats aren't hurting anyone, and some people find them amusing. I'm sure they mean no offense. I'd wager no one even knew your past history with felines until now.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Well, I am deathly allergic to cats. I went in a house once that had 5 cats without knowing and had to leave real fast when my throat started closing.

 

So yeah, I prefer dogs.

Apparently Cornell has never heard of allergy medication, either.

Guest One Trick Pony
Posted
Would I get banned if I wished cats on Mik at Cornell?

lol

  • 7 months later...
Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

I'm happy to see Doctor Mik is posting again, even if he has chosen to do so in the past. Still, to a regular guy like me that makes no sense, because he seems like he has a real bright future.

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