Damaramu Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter?
geniusMoment Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Where did Keith buy that hairpiece?
treble Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter? His name's Scott, you do the math.
Damaramu Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 How exactly did he get the nickname Scooter? His name's Scott, you do the math. Scott......Scooter. I can see where you would get the name...but why?
Guest HungryJack Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Because....his name is Scott. It's fairly straightforward.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Scott Keith's head is the shape of eggplant.
Guest PhantMan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 He relates to the characters on Friends? How? maybe because he's got a cool sofa in his evening room?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick? Starts drinking, doing coke, slapping his woman about. Then he's a Dick.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 He relates to the characters on Friends? How? maybe because he's got a cool sofa in his evening room? Maybe he relates to the duck or chicken? Or Gunther! He's a lonely wierdo...
Guest PhantMan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Now seriously. If I didn't know Keith, I'd just see the pic and think "he looks like a retard but maybe he's a good guy, maybe he works to help his family. maybe he's got an equally retarded girlfriend, but at least they love each other" and maybe find him likeable. ... but since I've being reading keith FOR YEARS, wasting hours of my time on this guy and his attempts to be cool, informative and distasteful (something hyatte's not even good at himself anymore)... then I see this pic and the first thing I think is: "it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool"
Guest The Old Me Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 "it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool" Be nice. The guy is never going to get any pussy (or cock for that matter) and his only claim in life will be his net writing gig.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 What I want to know is how does Richard become Dick? Starts drinking, doing coke, slapping his woman about. Then he's a Dick. Hmm, I guess my ex-girlfriend during High school is a dick then...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 "it's genetically impossible for this guy here to look cool" Be nice. The guy is never going to get any pussy (or cock for that matter) and his only claim in life will be his net writing gig. Yeah. Bless him, he's making the most of what he's got. And he makes money out of writing bollocks on the net: who here doesn't envy him!
Hoff Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think the point Dama was trying to make is this: how come Scott got the "Scooter" nickname simply because his name is Scott? Plenty of people named Scott are never, ever called Scooter. It's not particularly clever, or funny, or witty...it's just something taken for granted these days, but no one really knows who started it, or why. The question that really needs to be asked is who originally had the idea to call a man named Scott "Scooter," and was it even funny at the time of inception. Maybe then, Dama's mystery would be solved. Until then, we'll simply never know.
justsoyouknow Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I think the point Dama was trying to make is this: how come Scott got the "Scooter" nickname simply because his name is Scott? Plenty of people named Scott are never, ever called Scooter. It's not particularly clever, or funny, or witty...it's just something taken for granted these days, but no one really knows who started it, or why. The question that really needs to be asked is who originally had the idea to call a man named Scott "Scooter," and was it even funny at the time of inception. Maybe then, Dama's mystery would be solved. Until then, we'll simply never know. There's a large, Mexican, heroin addict at my school named Julio whose nickname is "Scooter." Explain me that.
justsoyouknow Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 OHHHHHHHH! Thanks for clearing that up!
razazteca Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Julio cruises around town on a Vespa?
justsoyouknow Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 ...he once put his head through a window in the cafeteria, if that helps you out any. I don't think he even HAS a car.
Guest Just J Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 One more and I promise I'm done...
Guest PhantMan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 I still can't watch that pic... it just gets me nervous...
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 17, 2003 Report Posted November 17, 2003 Whenever I see him, I don't feel so ugly anymore. Is there any legal way to ship people to other countries? If that prostitute gets out any time in the near future, I'm thinking of stuffing her in a box and shipping her to Scott Keith, so they can produce the world's ugliest children.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 One more and I promise I'm done... You silly, silly twat...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 I still can't watch that pic... it just gets me nervous... Maurizo, did you have cancer?
Guest PhantMan Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 WHAT???? the fuck with you...
Hoff Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 No, your exceedingly retarded ass claimed you had some form of cancer, and that we should be nice to you. This was around the time you were online-fucking that Dementia chick. God, I hope I banned you guys over at Hoff's Place. Anyway, what happened with that, big shooter?
welshjerichomark Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 I fell really sorry for him. Imagine being that ugly.
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 EDIT: I didn't care one way or another about that Captain Planet picture the first time through, but after seeing it again, I've begun to really appreciate its charm. How so, bitchcakes? Hey, NewsRadio reference. ...carry on.
Guest PhantMan Posted November 18, 2003 Report Posted November 18, 2003 I never claimed I had cancer! I said I had exams to see if I did! Damn, I remember Dementia. funny bitch... actually we AIMed a little over a month after the whole story began... but net masturbation only has a shelf life.
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