The OAO Wrestling Quotes Game

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Heenan, at Royal Rumble 1992:

 

"If you want to be fair to Flair, you have to be fair and say that's a heckuva robe. Only a man as fair as Flair could..."

 

"WILL YOU STOP!!!"

Correction: That was WrestleMania 8, not Royal Rumble 1992.

 

Anyway, next quote: Mr. Heenan, don't remember when.

 

Heenan: You know, Hulk Hogan is my second favorite wrestler.

 

Monsoon: Oh, who's your favorite?

 

Heenan: Everyone else is tied for first.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Heenan, at Royal Rumble 1992:

 

"If you want to be fair to Flair, you have to be fair and say that's a heckuva robe.  Only a man as fair as Flair could..."

 

"WILL YOU STOP!!!"

Correction: That was WrestleMania 8, not Royal Rumble 1992.

 

Anyway, next quote: Mr. Heenan, don't remember when.

 

Heenan: You know, Hulk Hogan is my second favorite wrestler.

 

Monsoon: Oh, who's your favorite?

 

Heenan: Everyone else is tied for first.

From Survivor Series 1991.

 

 

Heenan: "...Jim Louis arena what a.."

Monsoon "Joe Louis. Joe Louis. Who's Jim Louis?"

Heenan: "Who's Joe Louis?"

Monsoon: "Will you stop."

Heenan: What a great hockey player he was."

Monsoon: "Brain if you keep quiet no one will no how stupid you are."

[Fökai 0]

From last night's episode of RAW - with Triple H giving out strategy to Evolution before their handicap match with Goldberg.

 

Triple H - "Concentrate on tonight, alright? Concentrate on tonight, because tonight we've got Goldberg, ansd we're going to take him out...but I got one favor to ask you guys - just one rule. Tonight, you can do anything to Goldberg you want - you can maim him, you can mutilate him, you can cripple him, I DON'T CARE! - one thing...you don't take him. You don't get the 1-2-3...that's reserved for me."

 

 

Ric Flair - "You're MEAN! YOU'RE MEAN!"

[CanadianChris 0]

From Nitro, circa 1997:

 

Ric Flair (to Syxx): "I've held more world championships than you've had pieces of ass."

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

My favorite and least used Flair catch phrase. Usually in reference to Fifi the maid: "She is all the way live."

[JHawk 0]

WCW Monday Nitro. September 14, 1998.

 

 

J.J. Dillon: "I would like to ask the Enforcer, Arn Anderson to come to the ring!"

 

::AA makes his way to the ring::

 

Dillon: "I had a private conversation with you since you and I last appeared publicly in a ring such as this, and I feel that I owe it - I owe it to you, I owe it to all these great fans, and I owe it to myself to share with them publicly what I said to you privately, and that is the fact that I owe you an apology for the things that I said to you, though my intentions were good, I meant well, quite frankly a friend doesn't say to another friend the things that I said to you, or put you in the position that I put you into, and for that I owe you an apology and hope that you will accept my forgiveness."

 

Arn Anderson: "Can you smell it, JJ? Take a breath - can you smell it? When fifteen thousand people blow the roof off a place, that's what a pop smells like. Take a bow. What you said to me is what all those people have been saying to me for a year and a half, and only a true friend would say that. They said 'Arn Anderson, stand up and be a man, like you've always been!' And I couldn't hear those words, 'cause something was in the way and I'm gonna start at the beginning, because you have to start at the beginning because tonight IS a new beginning, for the four Horsemen. Now when I was a kid, like all kids, people ask you 'what do you wanna be when you grow up?' There was no grey area for me, I always knew I wanted to be a wrestler. And when that finally happened for me, it was the proudest day of me life, and in 1986 I started coming to these towns, just like Greenville, South Carolina, as a Horseman. And my life changed forever, and the doors it opened for me I had never dreamed of, and wrestling the greatest wrestlers in the world in a town like this and all across this country showed me who I was, and every day that I woke up since them I tried to uphold the standards that we, you and I and the rest of us set for ourselves. And about a year and a half ago, I laid down on an operating table and when I woke up, Arn Anderson the wrestler was dead, and I thought to myself how could I be a Horseman if I couldn't be a wrestler. Well, the fact is I couldn't in my mind..."

 

::"We want Flair" chant::

 

Anderson: "Trust me, everybody's gonna get what they want tonight, Bischoff. Eric Bischoff. So when I thought I could no longer be a Horsemen, Chris Benoit came to me first and said Tthis can all happen' and with that prelude, I would like to bring the other three Horsemen out right now. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael, come on down."

 

::Mongo heads to the ring::

 

Anderson: "Chris Benoit, come on down!"

 

::Benoit hits the ring::

 

Anderson: "Dean Malenko, come on down!"

 

::Malenko hits the ring, and we get a group embrace::

 

Anderson: "Now, before we go any further. Chris Benoit, you got this thing rolling, and I'm gonna go on record as saying, if there's a finer wrestler in all the land than you I don't know who it is. Your intensity, the first time I saw you wrestle, made you something special. You are something special in my eyes, you knew what it meant to be a Horsemen. You will carry that tradition way past the year 2000. Mongo McMichael, you're a hard-headed, lotta times you're hard to be around, but the fact is in my eyes, you're all man, you're certainly All-Pro, and when this is all said and done, if I've got anything to say about it, you will mean to this sport what you've meant to the sport of pro football. Now Dean Malenko, I've been out hear yakking for the last ten years about what it meant to be a Horseman: work ethic, respect for the business, respect for each other, respect for the people that came before us, and while I was yakking the last year, and the last couple of months, you were out there fighting the fights for the Horsmen. You exemplify what a Horseman has always meant: overachievement. Being the very best you could be, each and every day of your life whether you were sick, or hurt, or whatever the case may be, and it makes me proud, now I'm gonna say one more time, I've said that you didn't get it; well, I didn't get it, because if there was ever a Horseman it makes me a little misty-eyed and real proud to call on this day the finest thing you can be in this sport of professional wrestling, that's a Horseman. Ladies and gentlemen, through the year 2000, we're gonna do exactly what all of you across this nation have asked: 'Arn Anderson, bring back the Horsemen!' But I feel it fair to tell ya, I'm not gonna be responsible for what happens next. 'Cause we don't wear white hats, we're not nice guys, and I can tell you this: heads are gonna roll! So, I've said it: Be careful what you wish for, because now you have it!"

 

::The crowd pops, and Arn starts to leave the ring, but he stops himself::

 

Anderson: "Ah, whatagoof! Whatagoof! You know, I get accused of gettin' racked in the head a few times and having a little touch of Alzheimer's...my God! I almost forgot the fourth Horseman, Ric Flair! Get on down here!"

 

::Cue the music, as a cry erupts in the crowd - and gets louder - and louder - and it is the Man - RIC FLAIR is in the building. Flair hugs each person in the ring - first Dillon, then McMichael, Benoit, Malenko. When he hugs Arn the cheers continue and there can't be a dry eye in the house::

 

Anderson: "Greenville, I give you the Champ."

 

::The long ovation continues::

 

FLair: "My God...thank you...thank you very much...I'm almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the 25 years that I've spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it. Now, somebody told me that the Horsemen were having a party tonight in Greenville! Could that be true that the most elite group that Eric Bischoff said was dead is alive and well? Bischoff, this might be my only shot, and I gotta tell ya, I'm gonna make it my best. Is this what you call a great moment in TV? It's wrong, because this is REAL! This is not bought and paid for! It's a REAL - LIFE - SITUATION! Just like the night in Columbia, South Carolina, when you looked at me - tears in my eyes - and said 'God, that's good TV' - it was real! Arn Anderson passed the torch - it was real, dammit! You think Sting was crying in the dressing room like I was on TV if it wasn't real? This guy, my best friend, is one of the greatest performers who ever lived, and YOU - you squashed him, in one night. Then you get on the phone and tell me, 'disband the Horsemen, they're dead.' Disband the Horsemen, me. You know what, I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. Because it won't happen again!"

 

::Eric Bischoff comes out around this point::

 

Flair: "Bischoff, whatever you think...no, you're an overbearing asshole! That's right! You're an obnoxious, you're an obnoxious, overbearing ass! Abuse of power! You! Abuse of power! Cut me off! Come on! It's called abuse of power! You suck! You, I hate your guts. I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a bitch! Fire me! I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!"

 

::Flair takes his coat off as Bischoff heads to the back. Cut to black.::

[Guest ToddRoyal]

WCW Nitro: August 25th, 1997:

 

Arn Anderson: Well, Gene, all I can tell ya', to get a response like this makes what I got to say tonight mean that much more. Ya' see, I'm a realist. As everybody knows, I've got average size and speed and average ability. But I've parlayed that into what I would call a very successful career. And I did that on sheer will alone. But another reality is four months ago they took four vertebrae out of my neck. Consequently, I'm left with a hand, my left hand, too weak to hold a glass, too weak to button a button.

 

But I thought in my mind, I knew in my mind I could overcome that too through sheer will. And I was doing just like that. I think I've come back a long way. But the other day I had something happen in the gym that was like a cold slap in the face of reality. A guy about your size, Gene, came up and he slapped me on the back and he said, 'Double A, where ya' been? We hadn't seen you on TV.' And just that slap sent a jolt through me and I dropped the water I was drinkin' and just for a second my system shut down. And it became crystal clear as I watched the few little drops of water draining out of that bottle the symbolism that was involved. It was like someone had turned an hourglass over and the sand was runnin' out on the career of Arn Anderson.

 

Now the fact of the matter is not only do I put myself in a suicide situation by trying to wrestle again, I endanger these two men's careers and I respect them too much for that. And rather than being anything other than the Enforcer in my best friend's eyes, I'd rather walk away. And for all of you people out there that have ever bought a ticket to see Arn Anderson wrestle, whether ya' love me or you hated me, you know that when that bell rang you got all I had that night. Whether I won, whether I lost, I gave you everything I had. And you knew that. And when you did this to me (the four fingers extended) that was your acknowledgement.

 

Well, the fact is I got nothing left to give. And I want you to remember me as I was, not as I am. But being the man that I am, my last act formally as a Horseman, I got one last challenge. And that is to you, Curt Hennig. And don't misunderstand me. It's not for a fight. You got something special. I've seen you in this ring. Your skills, your maturity, your commitment to excellence make you something special. And what my challenge is to you, Curt, is stand beside my best friend, Ric Flair, and lead these two men back to the glory and the prominence that the Four Horsemen once had. And I'm going to tell you what your prize is. It's not a spot in the Horsemen. This is worth a lot more than that to me. I'm going to give you the only thing I got left. Not a spot. I'll give you my spot.

[JHawk 0]

Clash of the Champions XXVII:

 

Arn Anderson to Dustin Rhodes: "But if I agree to team up with you, you're going to be getting the old Arn Anderson. The Arn Anderson who would sell his own grandmother for 50 cents."

[CanadianChris 0]

King of the Ring 2002:

 

Rock (to Goldust): "What's wrong with you? STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!!"

[JHawk 0]

Raw (6/24/2002):

 

Goldust (as the Crocodile Hunter) sees Goldust:

 

"Uh oh! It's the rare long-haired greaserat! Beware of them, for they tend to suck!"

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I believe Goldie was talking about X-Pac in that bit. Edge said to X-Pac and Justin Credible once that "1998 called, they want you guys back."

[CanadianChris 0]

Raw (6/24/2002):

 

Goldust (as the Crocodile Hunter) sees Goldust:

 

"Uh oh! It's the rare long-haired greaserat! Beware of them, for they tend to suck!"

Big Show (immediately after X-Pac chased Goldust out, while sleeping): "Cheeseburger...and a milkshake."

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Nash to The Giant on Nitro when the nWo took over the booth.

 

"Are you really Andre's kid?"

 

"Uh...no."

[Guest Goodear]

NASH announcing at nWo Saturday Night... "Introducing, weighing at 300 pounds, the world's largest cruiserweight, THE BOUNTY HUNTER!"

 

"OMG ITS PEZ WHATLEY!"

 

 

Yes, I love nWo Satuday Night.

[JHawk 0]

Thanks for the clarification, Deacon, since I was too lazy to proofread.

 

From Nitro.

 

Kevin Nash (as he and Scott Hall are being escorted from the building): Come on, guys. I'll buy you a doughnut.

 

Hall: "Coffee and doughnuts on The Outsiders."

[Guest Fook]

After Flair kicks Nash out of the building:

 

Nash: I'm goin', bye.

[Guest ToddRoyal]

Crowd during Miss nWo contest: "SHOW US YOUR TITS!"

 

Nash: "Gee, I would guys, but it's awful cold out here."

[MillenniumMan831 0]

On the Highlight Reel after Nash shows a pic of Jericho bald.

 

Nash: Hey, say what you want. But a lot of top guys are sporting this style.

[JHawk 0]

The 7/13/1998 Nitro.

 

Chris Jericho: "JoJo, you tell Ron Mysterio Jr. to GIVE ME BACK MY BELT! Come on, Ron!"

 

NOTE: You could link to J.J. Dillon ("JoJo") and Rey Misterio Jr. ("Ron Mysterio Jr.") if you're not familiar with Jericho's gimmick at the time.

[Guest Goodear]

NASH: ATTICA! ATTICA!

 

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Jericho: Prince NAKIMAKI!

 

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The best though was when The Outsiders and Syxx actually did an angle of them running The Steiner Brothers off the road. They then show up on Nitro with a tape of the incident that will totally show they had nothing to do with the accident. Of course, the tape runs and they TOTALLY knock the Steiners off the road and drive by. After the tape ends...

 

"So as you clearly can see... we had NOTHING to do with the accident."

 

Also during the tape, you can hear Hall and Nash totally busting on The Steiners driving after they (Rick and Scott) run a stop sign.

 

"Hey! They ran the stop sign!"

 

Nash drives up, "This is how you do it. Come to a COMPLETE stop. Look left, then right, then left again... and THEN you can go."

[JHawk 0]

I just got totally confused and I invented the game. We'll use the Outsiders-Steiners thing though since it's the last quote there and did properly link from my quote.

 

WCW Monday Nitro (May 4, 1998). Kevin Nash has just formed the red and black of the nWo Wolfpac.

 

Nash: "Hogan, you get your crew, I'll get my crew, we'll rendezvous."

[MillenniumMan831 0]

During the Hulk Still Rules DVD regarding Orndorff's stiff shots:

 

Hulk: I had to tell him 'You're really hurting me brother'.

[JHawk 0]

From a Piper's Pit on WWF Superstars:

 

Andre the Giant: "I'm here to challenge you for World Championship match in the WrestleMania."

 

Hulk Hogan [almost pleading]: "No, Andre, this isn't happening. Please."

 

Bobby Heenan: "You don't believe that, Hogan? Maybe you'll believe this!"

 

[Andre rips Hogan's T-shirt and cross off his body.]

[CanadianChris 0]

This time, REALLY from Royal Rumble 1992:

 

Gorilla (after Barbarian enters at #8): "Barbarian doesn't like Flair."

 

Heenan: "Barbarian doesn't like anybody. When I managed him, he didn't like me."

[JHawk 0]

Royal Rumble 1988, after Vince McMahon bitched at Jesse Ventura about his grammer:

 

Ventura: "McMahon, this is cable. I can say 'ain't'."

[Richard 0]

From the movie Repossessed,

 

Mean Gene: You know, wrestlers don't use steroids anymore.

 

Jesse: Or any less.

[1234-5678 0]

"Chyna, how dare you come out here and cost me my match by hitting me in the nuts. Now I'm gonna come back there to that dressing room and........and.........uh........HIT YOU IN THE NUTS!"----X-Pac to Chyna at a house show in Philadelphia.

[CanadianChris 0]

"Chyna, how dare you come out here and cost me my match by hitting me in the nuts. Now I'm gonna come back there to that dressing room and........and.........uh........HIT YOU IN THE NUTS!"----X-Pac to Chyna at a house show in Philadelphia.

Um...I missed the connection there.

 

Oh well.

 

From RAW in July 1998:

 

HHH (as the Crock, to X-Pac as "Mizark" Henry): "You know something, Mark Henry...MIZARK Henry...we know you're the world's strongest man, and the Crock's got a hell of a body himself, but what I want to know is, how do you get your pecs to go all the way around to your back like that?"

[1234-5678 0]

"Chyna, how dare you come out here and cost me my match by hitting me in the nuts. Now I'm gonna come back there to that dressing room and........and.........uh........HIT YOU IN THE NUTS!"----X-Pac to Chyna at a house show in Philadelphia.

Um...I missed the connection there.

 

I dunno........X-Pac sucks on the mic and couldn't think of something better to say?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Also from the DX Nation Parody:

 

Jason Sensation (As Owen Hart): "And if anyone smells what the Rock is cooking, it's me, look how big my damn nose is! What the hell am I, an aardvark? WHOOOO!"