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Guest FrigidSoul
When did Russo start booking the board?

 

I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words.

What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian"

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Oh my G-d,

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA-

 

Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good.

 

We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked.

 

Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide.

 

How's THAT for a swerve?

Ehh, I just read Sandman's post, he did the grunt work. But yea, I fell for him elluding to killing himself, color me gullable.

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
When did Russo start booking the board?

I'm too confused to remember but WCW was easier to follow.

When somebody decided that I'm cooler than the Dames.

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When did Russo start booking the board? 

 

I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words.

What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian"

This post isn't getting the love that it deserves.

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Guest subliminal_animal
I'm too confused to remember but WCW was easier to follow.

When somebody decided that I'm cooler than the Dames.

But you aren't cooler than Dames.

Aw, and it would've worked so well had that not been the point.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: If that wasn't the point, someone please tell me quick so I can edit my way out of this fiasco.

Edited by subliminal_animal

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When did Russo start booking the board? 

 

I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words.

What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian"

Actually, he'd probably just call us The Mod Squad, but give it two d's as to not get sued. Then he'd put Mario in baby oil on a pole matches with Game, since Game always had his hands around pole anyhow.

 

There's so much he could do with this place.

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Guest FrigidSoul
When did Russo start booking the board? 

 

I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words.

What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian"

Actually, he'd probably just call us The Mod Squad, but give it two d's as to not get sued. Then he'd put Mario in baby oil on a pole matches with Game, since Game always had his hands around pole anyhow.

 

There's so much he could do with this place.

Game can be Master G who will come in with his No Limit Homosexual Slaves in Black Leather. They can then go onto feud with Chave's group "The West <insert state name here> Chave-osexuals" (with one of the members being Hoff) and they can sing the number one Techno Song "I hate homos". Malibu...I think we're on to something here.

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Then he'd make Dames into Booker T.-esque project., but rather than rip off The Rock, he'd rip off Triple H, with an "It's All About The Dames" theme song.

 

Dames would go power crazy and turn on The Mod Squad, siding with the pBo-Previously Banned Order, consisting of Johnson, Sakura, Banky, and in a swerve, The New Me.

 

Popick would be like Jim Duggan, parading around with a 2x4 and brag about "saving the board" (credit goes to Ace from the SWF for coming up with that gimmick).

 

TSA would be the backstage interviewer, but cut the "boys" off in mid sentence to offer advice. Then one night, Marney would run out and strip her, kicking off a feud where Marney is out for revenge, mad that she got turned down for a date at one time. Then they'd become a team post-feud, managed by a lady known as "Aunt Flo".

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Guest FrigidSoul

Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues.

 

Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!!

 

Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth

 

(to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme)

I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot>

I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot>

 

Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event

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