Jump to content

1,000,000 Reasons Why


Recommended Posts

Posted
Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues.

 

Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!!

 

Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth

 

(to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme)

I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot>

I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot>

 

Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event

I might just have to see about joining the OAOAST now. :)

  • Replies 322
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

I have no clue what OAOAST is. I'm under a 10 year Hoss contract with TSM

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues.

 

Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer..........................  THE MOD-CIPLE!!!

 

Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth

 

(to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme)

I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot>

I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot>

 

Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event

Too Funny :lol:

Guest Gathering Moss
Posted

I just read through the entire thread and I've got to say that the whole New Me/Banky flamewar seemed kinda forced. I call shenanigans on the both of them.

Posted
I just read through the entire thread and I've got to say that the whole New Me/Banky flamewar seemed kinda forced. I call shenanigans on the both of them.

You're right...it was a work. That's been known for a little while now though........

Posted

Immaturity was never so popular as it is in this thread. I'm not passing judgement -- simply stating an observation.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

See, what did I tell you? Sandman was NOT going to kill himself.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Sandman and Jay's rouse was only 3 posts each, hardly an elaborate setup. And no one cares until Sandman threatened to kill himself...kind of an easy way for sympathy. Its not like anyone was gonna be like"Yea, do it, son".

Posted

Best. Thread. In a While.

 

This makes me miss how TSM was when I first started posting. I miss my post-whoring days with CWM.

Posted
Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues.

 

Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!!

 

Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth

 

(to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme)

I...urinate everywhere

I photoshop cats when I have time to spare

 

Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event

Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here.

 

Example:

 

Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?"

 

Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT!

 

And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy.

Guest Boo_Bradley
Posted

*reads whole thread*

 

 

 

"Nope, Still don't care"

Guest stardust
Posted
Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here.

 

Example:

 

Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?"

 

Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT!

 

And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy.

What is up with people suggesting I dye my hair blonde? :huh:

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here.

 

Example:

 

Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?"

 

Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT!

 

And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy.

I don't know who the last 2 people(or one person as you make it seem) are since I'm new here but we need a Dusty Rhodes to yell out "Dey's uh-flamin' , dey's a flamin in-uh-da vid-ya-games foldah!" when Ramu Savage attacks SaDoinkura the Final Fantasy Clown. I nominate Andrew for that role...AnDustyrew Rhodes?

 

Of course Barron will be a Blue Blood...until we make him "Bob Barron; a real Mark's Mark!" and in his debut vidnette he'll be sitting in a recliner wearing a flannel shirt watching Vince bury Main Event talent before turning his head, smiling at the camera and giving the thumbs up!

Guest *scratches head and leaves*
Posted

*scratches head and leaves*

Guest Boo_Bradley
Posted
*scratches head and leaves*

Never in the history of TSM has a post so easily summed up my feelings toward a thread

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
Damn here a month and nearly 1000 posts....

as I've stated before, I'm stuck in the house due to medical problems (my disability should be going through soon) and this place has alot of good folders for discussion(least as far as my interests go).

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...