Guest HumanJukebox Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Yes, please don't ban me. I have changed my ways. The last few trolls who strutted around here claiming to be me were imposters. I have not trolled since my original banning. "Everybody needs a little time away," I heard her say, "from each other." "Even posters need a holiday far away from each other." Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. I just want you to stay. After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to. And after all that's been said and done, You're just the part of me I can't let go. Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day from your body. Wouldn't wanna be swept away, far away from the board that I love. Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. I just want you to know. Hold me now. I really want to tell you I'm sorry. I could never let you go. After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to. And after all that's been said and done, You're just the part of me I can't let go. After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to. You're gonna be Prince Paul!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 I'm a sick demendted fuck who writes stories with monsters raping dead corpses Hey, was that real or part of the swerve? If it's real, can I read one of those, that sounds cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted November 30, 2003 I read all 9 pages of this thread and am officially all swerved out. I don't know what to believe anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 So....Banky and New Me hate each other here...but are friends at UGS...Sandman and DuskTillDawn were friends, but they acted like they hated each other, only to reveal that they're still friends...I'm still fucking confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 So....Banky and New Me hate each other here...but are friends at UGS...Sandman and DuskTillDawn were friends, but they acted like they hated each other, only to reveal that they're still friends...I'm still fucking confused. Banky and New Me never really hated each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 omg swerve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 It's like wrestling: Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 we need a Dusty Rhodes to yell out "Dey's uh-flamin' , dey's a flamin in-uh-da vid-ya-games foldah!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 whats with all these Skull and Crossbones things? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I read all 9 pages of this thread and am officially all swerved out. I don't know what to believe anymore. Elvis is dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I read all 9 pages of this thread and am officially all swerved out. I don't know what to believe anymore. Elvis is dead. No, he isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 15, 2003 BUMP One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc. Thanks for the input. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 15, 2003 One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc. Thanks for the input. Is that a ghey come on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc. Thanks for the input. Is that a ghey come on? No, I was legitimately thanking you for bumping this thread so that we could all hear your wonderful and oh-so important thoughts on the thread. Let's ignore the fact that it's dead and buried, reduced to nothing more than a story that is passed on by word of mouth, of course. I thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for needlessly bringing this thread back to life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 15, 2003 One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc. Thanks for the input. Is that a ghey come on? No, I was legitimately thanking you for bumping this thread so that we could all hear your wonderful and oh-so important thoughts on the thread. Let's ignore the fact that it's dead and buried, reduced to nothing more than a story that is passed on by word of mouth, of course. I thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for needlessly bringing this thread back to life. You're not being sarcastic, are you? I can never tell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 No. 100% honest. Resurrect more dead threads. That will cause the board to not crash and burn before your eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 15, 2003 No. 100% honest. Resurrect more dead threads. That will cause the board to not crash and burn before your eyes. Really? This is a very interesting theory. Maybe I shall absorb all of the board and resurrect the threads that seem worthy of such. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Why does everyone say I've lost my balls? I've matured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Why does everyone say I've lost my balls? I've matured. Same thing. When you're a teenager, you do all kinds of crazy shit in an attempt to impress your less mature cohorts. Then, suddenly, you realize that it's pointless, you mature, and then it's "Banky doesn't want to go skydiving? He's lost his balls, man." Well, Banky hasn't lost his balls. He's simply gained some common sense. Should the rest of us follow his shining example, we might learn a thing or two about life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Banky's balls dropped, he didn't lose them. Big difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Banky's balls dropped, he didn't lose them. Big difference. ......bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beeferton Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Point being, we need more classic shit, like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 FOUND IT! This thread should be compulsary viewing for all newbies, both for its historical value, and for lessons on how to swerve. A classic in every sense of the word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 This fad seriously needs to just fucking leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 23, 2004 I blame Nevermortal. I think he started to bump threads for no real reason a couple weeks back which started the trend. To make up for it, I'll make him get me drunk and high at some Amherst party in the near future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 I blame mental retardation for FrigidSoul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 No, I mean the whole bullshit surrounding the OMG WHOIZDATBIRDZFELLA and all the threads, posts, insults, winky winks, and everything else. It wasn't funny last year or the year before. It's not funny now. It won't be funny next year. Although bumping old threads is also quite the art of faggotry also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 FrigidSoul is one of four TSM-ites I've blocked on AIM. It's the only thing he has going for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 How about you suck my cock. EDIT: referring to Thumbtack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
