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Guest HumanJukebox
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Yes, please don't ban me. I have changed my ways. The last few trolls who strutted around here claiming to be me were imposters. I have not trolled since my original banning.

"Everybody needs a little time away," I heard her say, "from each other."

"Even posters need a holiday far away from each other."

Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. I just want you to stay.

 

After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to.

And after all that's been said and done,

You're just the part of me I can't let go.

 

Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day from your body.

Wouldn't wanna be swept away, far away from the board that I love.

Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. I just want you to know.

Hold me now. I really want to tell you I'm sorry. I could never let you go.

 

After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to.

And after all that's been said and done,

You're just the part of me I can't let go.

 

After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you. I promise to.

 

You're gonna be Prince Paul!!!!!

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Guest croweater
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I read all 9 pages of this thread and am officially all swerved out. I don't know what to believe anymore.

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So....Banky and New Me hate each other here...but are friends at UGS...Sandman and DuskTillDawn were friends, but they acted like they hated each other, only to reveal that they're still friends...I'm still fucking confused.

Banky and New Me never really hated each other.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I read all 9 pages of this thread and am officially all swerved out. I don't know what to believe anymore.

Elvis is dead.

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Guest Beeferton
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BUMP

 

 

One of the last entertaining threads, IMO. Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc.

Guest Beeferton
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One of the last entertaining threads, IMO.  Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc.

Thanks for the input.

Is that a ghey come on?

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One of the last entertaining threads, IMO.  Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc.

Thanks for the input.

Is that a ghey come on?

No, I was legitimately thanking you for bumping this thread so that we could all hear your wonderful and oh-so important thoughts on the thread.

 

Let's ignore the fact that it's dead and buried, reduced to nothing more than a story that is passed on by word of mouth, of course. I thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for needlessly bringing this thread back to life.

Guest Beeferton
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One of the last entertaining threads, IMO.  Of course, Banky lost his balls, TNM is gone, Jay and Sandman suck now, etc.

Thanks for the input.

Is that a ghey come on?

No, I was legitimately thanking you for bumping this thread so that we could all hear your wonderful and oh-so important thoughts on the thread.

 

Let's ignore the fact that it's dead and buried, reduced to nothing more than a story that is passed on by word of mouth, of course. I thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for needlessly bringing this thread back to life.

You're not being sarcastic, are you? I can never tell...

Guest Beeferton
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No. 100% honest. Resurrect more dead threads. That will cause the board to not crash and burn before your eyes.

Really? This is a very interesting theory. Maybe I shall absorb all of the board and resurrect the threads that seem worthy of such.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Why does everyone say I've lost my balls? I've matured.

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Why does everyone say I've lost my balls? I've matured.

Same thing.

 

When you're a teenager, you do all kinds of crazy shit in an attempt to impress your less mature cohorts. Then, suddenly, you realize that it's pointless, you mature, and then it's "Banky doesn't want to go skydiving? He's lost his balls, man."

 

Well, Banky hasn't lost his balls. He's simply gained some common sense. Should the rest of us follow his shining example, we might learn a thing or two about life.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Banky's balls dropped, he didn't lose them. Big difference.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Banky's balls dropped, he didn't lose them. Big difference.

......bitch.

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FOUND IT!

 

This thread should be compulsary viewing for all newbies, both for its historical value, and for lessons on how to swerve.

 

A classic in every sense of the word.

Guest FrigidSoul
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I blame Nevermortal. I think he started to bump threads for no real reason a couple weeks back which started the trend. To make up for it, I'll make him get me drunk and high at some Amherst party in the near future.

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