rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 OK, I haven't logged on for a few days, and when I come back: 1) Numi has lost it and got banned 2) Banky has lost it and got Numi banned 3) Sandman has lost it in a far more amusing way than the above, and not got banned, even for calling for everyones death 4) Hoff has developed a crush on me 5) Every single post by people not at UGS has sucked the cock 6) Fooster has said nothing So, whats going on? Does this place really need my constant supervision to make it work? Or is it to late, and have you all become irreversible twats? When I come back, I demand you appologise to me and to each other.
1234-5678 Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 The only thing I am sorry for is that time I ran over the neighbor's cat and then put it under their back tire so they would think they did it.
PLAGIARISM! Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 I was gone for a bit too. Rest easy now, folks.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 I'm not really sure how it got started, but it definitely was f'ed up. You unfortunately missed out on a lot of the insanity last night, as most of the fun stuff was deleted. I think constant doses of chave booster shots might be neccesary... The only thing I am sorry for is that time I ran over the neighbor's cat and then put it under their back tire so they would think they did it.
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 My humblest and sincerest apologies. I prostrate myself at your feet. Can you ever forgive me?
Zack Malibu Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 I'm not really sure how it got started, but it definitely was f'ed up. You unfortunately missed out on a lot of the insanity last night, as most of the fun stuff was deleted. I think constant doses of chave booster shots might be neccesary... The only thing I am sorry for is that time I ran over the neighbor's cat and then put it under their back tire so they would think they did it. Yeah, my question was going to be "how much shit did I miss", because I know that what's in the "Reasons" thread was just the tip of the iceberg.
Hoff Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Chave... I have a confession. I...I'm a chaveosexual. ... Oh GOD, it felt good to admit that. And the most important thing of all is... *spinebusters Chave* HAW~! DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A SECOND!!!!!!!! WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?!?! *poses*
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 *STD's Hoff* The Flying Dutchman lives! (STD = Space Tornado Dutchman)
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 (STD = Space Tornado Dutchman) Good thing you clarified that one
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Angelslayer Posted on Nov 20 2003, 10:51 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (The Flying Dutchman @ Nov 20 2003, 12:49 PM) (STD = Space Tornado Dutchman) Good thing you clarified that one Too easy.
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 The STD is the best move ever, next to The Dutch Oven (Figure 4 Leglock).
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Don't make me give you AIDS (AIDS = Angelslayer's Inverted Driver Slam)
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Must...find...way to turn....disease...into wrestling....move... you try too hard.
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 The suggestion that was here sucked too much to stay. I got a reputation to uphold.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Nothing beats pissing in somebody's face. I wasn't talking about a finisher though it'd be a good one...
Hoff Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 NO! Dammit there are SO many people in this thread in line for a spinebuster that I'm just gonna leave and save a headache. *walks off* .... What? *continues walking* *ohnotreallySPINEBUSTERS DUTCH* *SPINEBUSTERS PISS* *SPINEBUSTERS ANGLESLAYER* Yeah, mother fuckers. Plus I'm sneaky. Better watch out.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 *SPINEBUSTERS PISS* Is that possible in the realm of believable physics?
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 He's Angelslayer not Angleslayer, though I make that mistake a lot too. *oversells SPINEBUSTER~!!*
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Nothing beats pissing in somebody's face. I wasn't talking about a finisher though it'd be a good one... Remember the pissing fatality in Primal Rage? That would own Good thing Hoff used all his energy spinebustering those other two guys and thus had nothing left to spell my name right, so mine wasn't as bad <walks away>
Hoff Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 I always like B. Orchid's fatality in Killer Instinct. Hi-larious, especially when the wolf or dinosaur was the victim.
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 He's Angelslayer not Angleslayer, though I make that mistake a lot too. I don't know how you could make that mistake, Frying Dutchman
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Aw, THAT'S IT! IT'S GO TIME~! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF RENO~!? *kicks Angelslayer in the balls* *locks Angel in the Dutch Oven* *holds ropes*
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 Aw, THAT'S IT! IT'S GO TIME~! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF RENO~!? *kicks Angelslayer in the balls* *locks Angel in the Dutch Oven* *holds ropes* I call FISH~ swerve run-in.
dutchse.cx Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 It's just not a wrestling message board until a classic thread has degenerated into a post by post fight club.
Slayer Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 This Dutch Oven really burns... ...or maybe that's the STD
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 20, 2003 Report Posted November 20, 2003 (edited) I'm not really sure how it got started, but it definitely was f'ed up. You unfortunately missed out on a lot of the insanity last night, as most of the fun stuff was deleted. What happened? EDIT: Nevermind... Edited November 21, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway
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