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It means that you have to make a sacrifice to get what you want. For example, say you're a kid and you pretend to be sick to skip school. As a result, you have to go to the doctor.

The expression itself is flawed, yes.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Some guys were out kayaking on the river, and it was a pretty cold day. So a guy takes out his lighter to try and generate some warmth. But then the whole boat lit on fire and everybody died. Which just goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Some guys were out kayaking on the river, and it was a pretty cold day. So a guy takes out his lighter to try and generate some warmth. But then the whole boat lit on fire and everybody died. Which just goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

For more jokes from 1996 and earlier call 1-800-Funny-CR

Hey man, I revel in my crappyness sometimes. Like right there.

 

But wait, why '96 and earlier? That seems pretty arbitrary. I mean, I didn't read that joke and say "oh, that is SOOOOOOO 1996! Just reading that conjures up memories of that blue thing from the Atlanta Olympics, and Bob Dole's ill-fated campaign! Sigh."

 

EDIT: HOLY F***ING SHIT.

 

Look at the quotation brackets up there. Plunderin quoted me, nevermore, at 9:12 pm, Smartmarks Standard Time (A weird time zone in and of itself, obviously.) But THEN look at my post that was quoted! 10:06 PM! Plunderin can cite posts that don't exist yet! OMG BAN PLZ because this guy is a threat.

Posted
Some guys were out kayaking on the river, and it was a pretty cold day. So a guy takes out his lighter to try and generate some warmth. But then the whole boat lit on fire and everybody died. Which just goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

For more jokes from 1996 and earlier call 1-800-Funny-CR

Hey man, I revel in my crappyness sometimes. Like right there.

 

But wait, why '96 and earlier? That seems pretty arbitrary. I mean, I didn't read that joke and say "oh, that is SOOOOOOO 1996! Just reading that conjures up memories of that blue thing from the Atlanta Olympics, and Bob Dole's ill-fated campaign! Sigh."

 

EDIT: HOLY F***ING SHIT.

 

Look at the quotation brackets up there. Plunderin quoted me, nevermore, at 9:12 pm, Smartmarks Standard Time (A weird time zone in and of itself, obviously.) But THEN look at my post that was quoted! 10:06 PM! Plunderin can cite posts that don't exist yet! OMG BAN PLZ because this guy is a threat.

Plunderin is from the FUTURE!!!!

 

EDIT: Apparently, so am I!!!!!

Guest Nacho Nixon
Posted

Basically, you can't stare at the purty decorations and enjoy the deliciousness of the cake, as cutting/eating the cake would disrupt them. One of those "one or the other but not both" calls. Alternately, you can't eat all the cake and stash some for later. Those are the two explanations I've heard - for the second one, assume it's a single-serve cake, I guess. Like a snack cake or something.

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