The Dames Appreciation Thread

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Dames,

 

You're okay. I guess.

 

Sincerely,

 

Gosunkugi

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Dames erinnert mich an meine Mutter

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dames did what to your mother?! Actually I used to speak German, but I forgot it.

 

::Salutes Mr. Nabbit::

 

So Naibus wants to know what I did. I found a loophole in the Anti-bigotry rule. I simply mock my own race. Remember MUST...HOLD...BACK...RAGE~! I'm unbannable because I keep some the newbies in line.

[The Dames 0]

You're unbannable in your own mind, nimrod.

 

Give me a reason, Logan. Give me one fucking reason.

 

Dames

[Slayer 0]

But Dames, this is your special thread...

 

<streamers and confetti fall from sky>

 

"Damian Gonzalez, this is your life!"

[The Dames 0]

....It's pretty weird seeing my real name typed out on the forum like that. I believe that's a first.

 

Dames

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Stephen Joseph Posted on Nov 25 2003, 09:34 AM

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What the fuck?!

 

I *SAVED* the board. Appreciate Me 

 

 

But what have you done for us lately?

I'm single-handedly saving the saga, thats what!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Dames make me feel all tingly inside...well its either Dames or a stroke but something is making my left side tingle

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

....It's pretty weird seeing my real name typed out on the forum like that.  I believe that's a first. 

 

Dames

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=29&t=12057&hl=

Actually, that's the first.

[The Dames 0]

Ah, I forgot all about that.

 

Did you do a search??

 

Dames

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Si

[DerangedHermit 0]

*hears the sound of lips smacking*

[Zack Malibu 0]

Clicking that link was worth it, just to see Natural Born Thriller posting-like-this-again.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You're unbannable in your own mind, nimrod.

 

Give me a reason, Logan. Give me one fucking reason.

 

Dames

Dames, remember MUST...HOLD...BACK...RAGE~! I clearly violated the Anti-Bigotry rule in your mind when I said I didn't like my own ethnicity. I also have a challenge and a question for you. First the question, does you avatar change expressions, sometimes you look happy, other times confused, and sometimes you look like a volcano that is about to blow.

 

Now the challenge, I want to face you in a Shower room brawl. Since you have your mod powers you have the advantage, so to make the odds more even, the special guest enforcers will be, Bradshaw, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pat Patterson, the Monster in my closet, and the Monster under my bed. What do you think?

[The Dames 0]

I think you're a fucking retard.

 

Dames

[Zack Malibu 0]

I think you're a fucking retard.

 

Dames

Simple, yet effective.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I think you're a fucking retard.

 

Dames

See, there's the Dames that at least tries to scare the shit out of me, but fails at that. You should make me an Admin. Think about this, if there ever is a troll, I could track their IP, and go to where they live and...

[The Dames 0]

Logan, get off my nutsack. I don't need to add an extra 10 pounds to it.

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'm not on your nutsack, I'm in your ass, fat boy!

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm not on your nutsack, I'm in your ass, fat boy!

Good lord, enough with the visuals.

 

Dames has an itchy trigger finger for you as it is, Mario. To cut your losses and cease the posting in this thread would be the best option.

[The Dames 0]

To paraphrase the greatest character in motion picture history...

 

Logan, I'm not going to ban you.

 

Malibu, ban this piece of shit.

 

(Just Kidding)

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Well, I got to register for my classes for next semester. I will not be taking English 101 until later; nobody wants to see "The One and Only I failed English 101 for the sixth time thread!" I plan to register for Basic Algebra, Biology, Philosophy, and Public Speaking. I'm actually a great speaker when it comes to delivering other people's speeches, but anything I write is pure crap, I failed that class twice.

 

I also did something very unusual for once of my classes. For Music Appreciation, we were all suppossed to a do a Presentation on anything we want. I did mine on Van Hagar. I got only one point deducted for my distracting fashion (See Van Halen's Live: Right Here, Right Now to see what I wore, I didn't dress like Eddie, Al, or the fat dude who likes Jack Daniels. Just a visual for you).

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Fuckin' double post. I'm going to drag this computer into my shower tonight.

[Zack Malibu 0]

To paraphrase the greatest character in motion picture history...

 

Logan, I'm not going to ban you.

 

Malibu, ban this piece of shit.

 

(Just Kidding)

 

Dames

"I'm a businessman, Dames. I don't like violence. Blood is a big expense."

 

C'mon, you gotta know where that's from...

[Ravenbomb 0]

To paraphrase the greatest character in motion picture history...

 

Logan, I'm not going to ban you.

 

Malibu, ban this piece of shit.

Lonesome Rhodes never said that

[Boner Kawanger 0]

To paraphrase the greatest character in motion picture history...

 

Logan, I'm not going to ban you.

 

Malibu, ban this piece of shit.

Lonesome Rhodes never said that

*Marks out for A Fuckin' Face in the Fuckin' Crowd, Damnit*

[JN News 0]

WE LOVE YOU, DAMES!

 

 

 

*big group hug*

[AndrewTS 0]

We love you Dames, in a totally not-gay way. Well, some of us, at least...

 

You know I do because I'm one of the few who actually feedbacks you. Yes, I post lots of bullshit, but I provide feedback bullshit to balance it out.

 

Don't ban Logan, though...he's funnier than most of the jackasses you've banned in the past. Ripper I'd not mind seeing banned, though...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Dames is cool enough, but he doesn't really respond to PMs or anything...

 

Still, he's good people.

[Guest Ray]

I'd like to appreciate The Dames for not banning me....yet.