The Dames Appreciation Thread

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Good money says that Dames gives Mario the Cutthroat treatment while he's gone. That's some Siberian shit, right there.

[Ripper 0]

We love you Dames, in a totally not-gay way. Well, some of us, at least...

 

You know I do because I'm one of the few who actually feedbacks you. Yes, I post lots of bullshit, but I provide feedback bullshit to balance it out.

 

Don't ban Logan, though...he's funnier than most of the jackasses you've banned in the past. Ripper I'd not mind seeing banned, though...

You love me and you know it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

who's the Dames?

[Ripper 0]

You know why I have a problem with dames. This is a guy that has a damn cool name in the first place, right? So what does this cocky mutherfucker do? Get a fucking nickname that is cool too. So basically you can't call him SHIOT that is cool. Well you know what, you fucking name hoggin BIATCH, people with cool names have to have embarassing nicknames like Wee-Wee, Nugget, FritoLay, CarpetBurn, StomachAche, or something like that. So fuck YOU Mr. "I got a cool name and get to put another cool name in apostrophes in the middle of it when I write something".

 

 

*breaks down and sobs as he tries to leave*

 

*sniff* It's just not FAIR~!

[Ravenbomb 0]

The Dames is not DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAD! Uh! I'm so glad The Dames is not dead!

[Guest Waldo]

Dames lives on in the Budweiser Penguin.

 

Doobee, Doobee Dames

 

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Just for the record, I despise Waldo. He isn't funny nor entertaining. I am far better.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Well, Waldo is Eagan and Eagan was never funny nor entertaining, so I'm gonna have to agree with you.

[The Dames 0]

Wow...that's funny Ripper. I actually don't like my name and my nickname started out as an insult to me. I'm actually not too fond of it, I'm just used to it.

 

Dames

[Guest Waldo]

Banky and Dames posting at roughly the same time.

 

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Uh....Dames and I posted at nearly the same time. There was about three minutes between Banky and Dames.

 

Do you smoke crack or something before you post?

[Guest Waldo]

Uh....Dames and I posted at nearly the same time. There was about three minutes between Banky and Dames.

 

Do you smoke crack or something before you post?

You're irrelevent - go have another EagenHunt with Patrick Ewing.

[bob_barron 0]

Uh....Dames and I posted at nearly the same time. There was about three minutes between Banky and Dames.

 

Do you smoke crack or something before you post?

Well it IS Eagan...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Uh....Dames and I posted at nearly the same time. There was about three minutes between Banky and Dames.

 

Do you smoke crack or something before you post?

You're irrelevent - go have another EagenHunt with Patrick Ewing.

I'm IRRELEVANT?

 

 

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Just call me Banky: The Troll Killer.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Fuckin' double post. I'm going to drag this computer into my shower tonight.

Be sure to have it plugged in and running while you're violating it too. That'll make the act so, so much more satisfying.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Fuckin' double post.  I'm going to drag this computer into my shower tonight.

Be sure to have it plugged in and running while you're violating it too. That'll make the act so, so much more satisfying.

For us or for him?

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Fuckin' double post.  I'm going to drag this computer into my shower tonight.

Be sure to have it plugged in and running while you're violating it too. That'll make the act so, so much more satisfying.

For us or for him?

For the 2 minutes that he gets aroused by the thought of raping the hell out of his wrongdoing computer, it'll be satisfying for him.

 

Ten seconds after he gets in the shower with it, it'll be satisfying for us.

 

Almost too satisfying.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I like Dames because, after all we've been through, I still haven't been banned.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Fuckin' double post.  I'm going to drag this computer into my shower tonight.

Be sure to have it plugged in and running while you're violating it too. That'll make the act so, so much more satisfying.

For us or for him?

For the 2 minutes that he gets aroused by the thought of raping the hell out of his wrongdoing computer, it'll be satisfying for him.

 

Ten seconds after he gets in the shower with it, it'll be satisfying for us.

 

Almost too satisfying.

*Doesn't find that funny*

 

Wishing harm on Mario is lame.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm tellin' ya..Dames is gonna disappear that guy..I've got a feeling.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

5 bucks says it won't happen

[Hoff 0]

New theory:

 

Dames = CWM = Mario

 

Of course, (Dames = CWM = Mario) = Hoff, since Hoff = X, where X is every poster past, present, or future...but still.