Please help me find this woman.

[Guest Dr. Phil]

She is a patient of mine but by god if she ain't about as crazy as a coon cousin on prom night. The lady took off and I haven't been able to find her for weeks. I really need to tell her our test discovered what that white stain is on her shirt. Please if you have any kind of information leading to this ladies whereabouts please let me know.

Edited January 15, 2004 by Dr. Phil

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Oh, I wish ABOBO was still alive, he'd have had fun here.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I liked the other, nongimmick DRPHIL. You're just too over the top.

[razazteca 0]

{Andre 3000}

Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas...

Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas

Yeah, go like this

 

{CHORUS: Andre 3000}

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

 

{Big Boi}

A baby drama mama, don't like me

She doing things like havin her boys come from her neighborhood

To the studio tryin to fight me

She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out

That's my house, I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out

And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck

Private schools, daycare, shit, medical bills, I'll pay that

I love your mom and everything, see I aint the one who laid down

She wanna rip you up, start a custody war, my lawyer stay down

She never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided

She had fish frys and cookouts

On my child's birthday I ain't invited

Despite it, show her the utmost respect when I fall through

All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

 

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

 

{Andre 3000}

Me and your daughter

Got a special thang goin on

You say it's puppy love

We say it's full grown

Hope that we feel this

Feel this way forever

You could plan a pretty picnic

But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson

 

Ten times out of nine, now if I'm blind fine

The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline

King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream

Bout that crib with the goodyear swing

On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever

Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?

Forever never seems that long until you're grown

And notice that the day by day rule can't be too long

Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could

Become a magician to abacadabra off the sadder

Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he

Askin what happened to the feelin that her and me

Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads

It happened for a reason one can't be, mad

So know just know that everything is cool

And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation

 

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

 

{Big Boi}

Uh, uh, yeah

"Look at the way he treats me", shit, look at the way you treat me

See your lil nose ass homegirls got they ass up in the creek G

Without a paddle, you left the straddle and ride this thing on out

And the union girl aint speakin no more cuz my dick all in her mouth

Know what I'm talkin about, jealousy, and fidelity, envy

Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing

So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song

Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on

You and your mama

 

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH)

I am for real

Never meant to make your daughter cry

I apologize a trillion times

[The Czech Republic 0]

OMG you must be Human Jukebox!!! Fess up. I gave away my gimmick identity.

[Mole 0]

Next gimmick please.

[Guest HumanJukebox]

OMG you must be Human Jukebox!!! Fess up. I gave away my gimmick identity.

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

 

I woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman knew my name

He said "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

 

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair

 

chorus:

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

 

I took the tube back out of town

Back to the Rollin' Pin

I felt a little like a dying clown

With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

 

I stretched back and I hiccupped

And looked back on my busy day

Eleven hours in the Tin Pan

God, there's got to be another way

 

Who are you?

Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

 

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

 

(chorus)

 

I know there's a place you walked

Where love falls from the trees

My heart is like a broken cup

I only feel right on my knees

 

I spit out like a sewer hole

Yet still recieve your kiss

How can I measure up to anyone now

After such a love as this?

[Guest Just J]

This thread should have stopped with the original post, that pic is hilarious.

[MrRant 0]

I don't like the security warning I get when I click this thread.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Not digging the Dr Phil gimmick

[Guest Just J]

I don't like the security warning I get when I click this thread.

I also got a warning. I wonder what it's from?

[Guest DR PHIL]

I liked the other, nongimmick DRPHIL. You're just too over the top.

 

Thank you very much!

Son of a bitch, stealing my username for your lame-ass gimmickry.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

security warnings are ass.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Nigga? Coon? OMG BAN PLZ

[Lil' Bitch 0]

nevermind

[AboveAverage484 0]

Dr. Phil is gay.

[razazteca 0]

I wonder if that woman lost any weight while on the Dr. Phil diet plan?

[Guest Cerebus]

Worst. Gimmick. Ever.

[Guest Exiled Fool]

Prince Paul!!