Guest Dr. Phil Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) She is a patient of mine but by god if she ain't about as crazy as a coon cousin on prom night. The lady took off and I haven't been able to find her for weeks. I really need to tell her our test discovered what that white stain is on her shirt. Please if you have any kind of information leading to this ladies whereabouts please let me know. Edited January 15, 2004 by Dr. Phil
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Oh, I wish ABOBO was still alive, he'd have had fun here.
The Czech Republic Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I liked the other, nongimmick DRPHIL. You're just too over the top.
razazteca Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 {Andre 3000} Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas... Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas Yeah, go like this {CHORUS: Andre 3000} I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times {Big Boi} A baby drama mama, don't like me She doing things like havin her boys come from her neighborhood To the studio tryin to fight me She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out That's my house, I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck Private schools, daycare, shit, medical bills, I'll pay that I love your mom and everything, see I aint the one who laid down She wanna rip you up, start a custody war, my lawyer stay down She never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided She had fish frys and cookouts On my child's birthday I ain't invited Despite it, show her the utmost respect when I fall through All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times {Andre 3000} Me and your daughter Got a special thang goin on You say it's puppy love We say it's full grown Hope that we feel this Feel this way forever You could plan a pretty picnic But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson Ten times out of nine, now if I'm blind fine The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream Bout that crib with the goodyear swing On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever? Forever never seems that long until you're grown And notice that the day by day rule can't be too long Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could Become a magician to abacadabra off the sadder Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he Askin what happened to the feelin that her and me Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads It happened for a reason one can't be, mad So know just know that everything is cool And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times {Big Boi} Uh, uh, yeah "Look at the way he treats me", shit, look at the way you treat me See your lil nose ass homegirls got they ass up in the creek G Without a paddle, you left the straddle and ride this thing on out And the union girl aint speakin no more cuz my dick all in her mouth Know what I'm talkin about, jealousy, and fidelity, envy Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on You and your mama I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
The Czech Republic Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 OMG you must be Human Jukebox!!! Fess up. I gave away my gimmick identity.
Guest HumanJukebox Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 OMG you must be Human Jukebox!!! Fess up. I gave away my gimmick identity. Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I woke up in a Soho doorway A policeman knew my name He said "You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away" I staggered back to the underground And the breeze blew back my hair I remember throwin' punches around And preachin' from my chair chorus: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) 'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I took the tube back out of town Back to the Rollin' Pin I felt a little like a dying clown With a streak of Rin Tin Tin I stretched back and I hiccupped And looked back on my busy day Eleven hours in the Tin Pan God, there's got to be another way Who are you? Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ... Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? (chorus) I know there's a place you walked Where love falls from the trees My heart is like a broken cup I only feel right on my knees I spit out like a sewer hole Yet still recieve your kiss How can I measure up to anyone now After such a love as this?
Guest Just J Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 This thread should have stopped with the original post, that pic is hilarious.
MrRant Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I don't like the security warning I get when I click this thread.
Youth N Asia Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Not digging the Dr Phil gimmick
Guest Just J Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I don't like the security warning I get when I click this thread. I also got a warning. I wonder what it's from?
Guest DR PHIL Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I liked the other, nongimmick DRPHIL. You're just too over the top. Thank you very much! Son of a bitch, stealing my username for your lame-ass gimmickry.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 security warnings are ass.
razazteca Posted December 4, 2003 Report Posted December 4, 2003 I wonder if that woman lost any weight while on the Dr. Phil diet plan?
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