So...is Sandman dead or what?

[justsoyouknow]

What the fuck happened to Sandman? I fired off a PM to him after the whole "I'm gonna end it all right now" thread, and haven't heard back...plus the fact that I haven't seen him post in awhile. So...Sandman...the fuck's up, girlfriend?

[Guest ZOD]

I destoyed him for his insolence. He refused to kneel before me. Do not make the same mistake.

 

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

[Zack Malibu]

Boo to the Zod gimmick.

 

Sandie has apparently lost his smile. Usually Jay or myself will catch him on AIM, but I haven't been on the last few days, so I have no clue what the dilly is.

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

Edit: Nevermind, Zack made this joke not funny- boo!

[justsoyouknow]

Hmmm....shall we hold a candlelight vigil?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

He worked you JSYK, it was all a big joke between him and Shootjay.

[Nevermortal]

He's so ultraviolent that he's *dead*.

[Nighthawk]

He left because he said you guys were too gay for him.

[DerangedHermit]

I destoyed him for his insolence. He refused to kneel before me. Do not make the same mistake.

 

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

::refuses to kneel, kicks ZOD in the nuts::

[Guest HumanJukebox]

I destoyed him for his insolence. He refused to kneel before me. Do not make the same mistake.

 

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

I can't stand to fly

I'm not that naive

I'm just out to find

The better part of me 

 

I'm more than a bird…I'm more than a plane

More than some pretty face beside a train

It's not easy to be me 

 

Wish that I could cry

Fall upon my knees

Find a way to lie

About a home I'll never see 

 

It may sound absurd…but don't be naive

Even Heroes have the right to bleed

I may be disturbed…but won't you conceed

Even Heroes have the right to dream

It's not easy to be me 

 

Up, up and away…away from me

It's all right…You can all sleep sound tonight

I'm not crazy…or anything… 

 

I can't stand to fly

I'm not that naive

Men weren't meant to ride

With clouds between their knees 

 

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet

Digging for kryptonite on this one way street

Only a man in a funny red sheet

Looking for special things inside of me 

 

It's not easy to be me.

[Highland]

I sort of like the ZOD gimmick.

 

ZOD > ABOBO

[Nevermortal]

I sort of like the ZOD gimmick.

 

ZOD > ABOBO

The hell it is.

[MrRant]

Capitalized gimmick names suck.

[Hoff]

First of all, let's just all admit to ourselves that Abobo was the greatest gimmick poster ever.

 

That being said, ZOD is pretty awful, even when not compared to Abobo.

 

In any case, Sandman and ShotJay decided that the Banky/New Me fake flamewar wasn't quite lame enough, so they jumped in the fray with their own version. Apparently, Sandman wanted to leave and this is how he chose. Good for him.

[justsoyouknow]

Yeah, I know it was all a work, I just didn't know that he chose to leave and all. Just wondering why he hasn't been around lately...I figured when he said, "fuck it, I'm done", that that was part of the worked shoot as well.

 

Eh, I suck at the internet.

[BX]

 

That's Sandman, under the house in the Land of Oz, and a funky, FUNKY Munchkin.

 

I know, it's my worst work ever.

[Hoff]

You're allowed one slip-up every now and then. Just don't let the Associated Press catch word of this...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Sandman is tied up in my shower where he belongs.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Zuh? You mean you can leave and stay gone and...it's OK? You don't have to check in every now and again? Crazy man, crazy.

 

Oh, and the Sandman/Jay thing confused me, first because I didn't recognize Jay under his new name, then because I wanted to add Sandman to my LJ friends list, then because it seemed they weren't joking after all, then because I like Sandman and him being sad made me sad, then it was all just a joke and we all lived happily ever after. Except me because it's almost 3 and I'm bored and tired but jacked from the computer to the point that I can't get any sleep. And I'm on dial-up since I'm home for Thanksgiving. And...erm...Boo-urns?