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Here's a fun little story for y'all.

 

I met this chick around a month ago, nothing really ever happened we just hung out a couple of times and did some casual chatting. Nothing major.

 

Okay well I invite her to a party I'm having in honor of completeling my college program early. (I had graduated in May, but I was one credit short and as a result I'm still in school for one fucking class). I invited her and she says she may show up.

 

We're talking and I mention how I'm not looking forward to going in to work. She asks why and I explain that I suffer from depression and with it being a busy time of year for bakerys that work is often very stressful. How does she reply?

 

"YOUR A FREAK, DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE"

I'm all WTF? Just to be safe I tell three of my female friends and 2 of the 3 agree she's a fuckin cunt (not a term I usually bust out, so please don't take offense) and she isn't worth my time anyways. The one who didn't agree says it was stupid of me to tell her I have depression (but she is also 18 and dating a 26 year old, so her opinion don't mean much to me anyways)

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Guest Salacious Crumb

Personally I would've put the bitches head through the wall but hey that's just me.

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Guest T®ITEC

I'll agree with Mad Dog on this one. What a dumb cunt (I think I'm allowed to say that word, damn it). Some people can't cope with.. life? People and problems? Eh, whatever. Just be glad you didn't waste a lot of time on her.

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So human nature is suddenly a problem?

 

Methinks the girl is the freak if she can't cope with someone with a little more to worry about than she may have. You're better off without the douche.

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Guest Black Tiger
Methinks the girl is the freak

So does my best friend :)

 

I'd have put her head through the wall, but this was over the phone.

 

I guess this means she aint coming to the party now, more beer for the rest of us.

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Guest Fook

This girl sounds like some sort of psycho bitch.

 

She told you not to talk to her anymore, so make sure to say hi every time you see her.

 

I think she'd like that.

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Guest Black Tiger
Well, there's only one way to settle this. Tell everyone you know that you nailed her.

Not half bad, she never met any of my friends, but I could probably have some of them IM her and be like "so Mike really naield you?"

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Guest The Upright Man
Personally I would've put the bitches head through the wall but hey that's just me.

 

Yeah, killing women is really wacky. Grow up, ass.

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Guest The Upright Man
I'd have put her head through the wall, but this was over the phone.

 

Yeah, wanting to kill a woman but not being able to do so because she wasn’t around at the time is really wacky. Grow up, ass.

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Guest Dids

Killing women=not wacky

 

joking about killing women=totally wacky.

 

posting on the internet without a sense of humor=reason to have your head put through a wall

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Guest FrigidSoul
Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny...

I think I can prove that wrong

 

 

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

...

....

.....

Nothing, you've already told her twice!

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Killing women=not wacky

 

joking about killing women=totally wacky.

 

posting on the internet without a sense of humor=reason to have your head put through a wall

Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny...

What about hippie women?

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There's a difference between "jokes" and "being a bullshit tough guy, even if you're kidding." "Two black eyes" is a joke, told obviously to garner laughs. "I'd put her head through a wall" is something said somewhat maliciously in referrence to a real person one doesn't care for.

 

Think of it like this: "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes" is funny, "I'd give that bitch a black eye" isn't.

 

Of course, these are just my opinions, but there's something to be said for the context of a statement. And there are far worse crimes than making an off-hand remark about such a thing, such as committing said act. Doesn't make you a bad person.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

Or you could possibly take it as the joke that it was meant to be and not get so uppity about an obvious joke.

 

And besides maybe it'd knock some sense into this stupid bitch.

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Guest Salacious Crumb
Or, you could all shut the fuck up, and go chill with some Kool-Aid.

What flavor?

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Guest FrigidSoul

Joke #2!

 

What does a woman do the first day she gets home from the hospital?

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The dishes if she's smart!

Hi-YO!

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Guest T®ITEC

I'm a woman and that made me chuckle, even though it sucked. Oh, misogyny, how I love it...

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Guest Black Tiger

With UYI and JAxl, both my GN'R buddies posting in here, I am not forced to make a GN'R comment.

 

I shoulda just called her up and said "Back Off Bitch"

 

Of couse anyone who knows me, knows I'm WAY too nice of a guy to actually say that to a female. (unless it's my sister that is)

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Guest Black Tiger
Stay outta my bed/Outta my head/If it's lovin you/I'm better off dead

That's one of my AIM away messages!

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Here's a fun little story for y'all.

 

I met this chick around a month ago, nothing really ever happened we just hung out a couple of times and did some casual chatting. Nothing major.

 

Okay well I invite her to a party I'm having in honor of completeling my college program early. (I had graduated in May, but I was one credit short and as a result I'm still in school for one fucking class). I invited her and she says she may show up.

 

We're talking and I mention how I'm not looking forward to going in to work. She asks why and I explain that I suffer from depression and with it being a busy time of year for bakerys that work is often very stressful. How does she reply?

 

"YOUR A FREAK, DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE"

I'm all WTF? Just to be safe I tell three of my female friends and 2 of the 3 agree she's a fuckin cunt (not a term I usually bust out, so please don't take offense) and she isn't worth my time anyways. The one who didn't agree says it was stupid of me to tell her I have depression (but she is also 18 and dating a 26 year old, so her opinion don't mean much to me anyways)

Snap... i'm depressed and work in a bakery.

 

Just thought you wanted to know that.

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