The TSM Hall of Fame of Suck

[Guest ABOBO]

ABOBO LIKES CHERRIES.

[spiny norman 0]

In Cerebus's sig it says 'Cerebus 3:16 says "This aardvark has just kicked your ass"' or something to that extent. That says to me it is Cerebus The Aardvark.

 

Abobo is good, but that last post was a little lacking and I think he needs to do something to freshen himself up and bring something new to the character.

[Guest Cerebus]

In all seriousness I was never on this board before, if there was somone with the name of ''Cerebus the Aardvark" it wasn't me.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Abobo is good, but that last post was a little lacking

 

Sorry about that, my girlfriend's suggestion.

[Hoff 0]

In Cerebus's sig it says 'Cerebus 3:16 says "This aardvark has just kicked your ass"' or something to that extent. That says to me it is Cerebus The Aardvark.

 

Abobo is good, but that last post was a little lacking and I think he needs to do something to freshen himself up and bring something new to the character.

Cerebus the Aardvark is a comic character, and there are two different posters using that moniker. It's not like the first Cerebus came up with this entire character by himself. And I am telling you, having known the original CTA very well, that this guy isn't him. But conspiracy theory away, don't stop on my accord.

 

And stop hating on Abobo. He's fine just being himself.

[Slayer 0]

*shatters Damaru's opinion on AngelSlayer by telling him that Slayer is a KSU fan*

Well...once we destroy KSU then he will be cool.

Damn, guess I'll never be cool then

[CanadianChick 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

...to Zack?

[IllustriousOne 0]

I can confirm that Cerbus316 is in fact... Not the original Cerebus the Aardvark.

[Slayer 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

A virgin on the internet? I didn't know those still existed

[Guest stardust]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

A virgin on the internet? I didn't know those still existed

They do, and they all post here. Virgins? Wrestling? Wrestling message board? Who woulda thunk it?

[Slayer 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

A virgin on the internet? I didn't know those still existed

They do, and they all post here. Virgins? Wrestling? Wrestling message board? Who woulda thunk it?

<whispers to next poster> Does this mean Stardust's a vrigin too?

 

<Stardust in background> "Hah!"

[Hoff 0]

I can confirm that Cerbus316 is in fact... Not the original Cerebus the Aardvark.

I already confirmed it. Quit biting my style.

[k thx 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

A virgin on the internet? I didn't know those still existed

They do, and they all post here. Virgins? Wrestling? Wrestling message board? Who woulda thunk it?

<whispers to next poster> Does this mean Stardust's a vrigin too?

 

<Stardust in background> "Hah!"

What, are you calling her a slut?

 

You cad...

[DerangedHermit 0]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

Don't worry, I think he'll go after Yuna...

 

...or has she lost her virginity to a furry?

[Guest stardust]

Thou shalt not desecrate the greatness that is ABOBO.

 

*sacrifices a virgin to ABOBO*

Ah shit.

 

::runs::

A virgin on the internet? I didn't know those still existed

They do, and they all post here. Virgins? Wrestling? Wrestling message board? Who woulda thunk it?

<whispers to next poster> Does this mean Stardust's a vrigin too?

 

<Stardust in background> "Hah!"

HAHA

 

I don't watch wrestling, though.

 

And Hermit, I almost spit water all over my monitor when I read your last post. Funny stuff.

[2GOLD 0]

So what, you saying all wrestling fans on message boards are virgins???

....ok, I can't argue that point from my end but I bet OTHERS CAN!

 

What is left of my ego is bruised, dead and decaying in the hall of despair. That and it seems to be making me type like a pathetic fake goth.

 

Wait, if I don't talk on wrestling message boards then that must mean virginity ends!

Wait...I didn't talk on them in high school. Ok, back to the damn drawing board.

 

All the women of the world in my age bracket are making me save myself for marriage. Would've been nice if they told me sooner!

 

Oh, and hehateme

[Guest stardust]

Please tell me you're joking, because that was pure sarcasm on my part.

[2GOLD 0]

Actually there was a quote from someone else in there I thought but apparently I didn't hit the damn quote button.

 

Nothing personal or anything such. Just goofing around.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

We'd like to confirm we are not the poster 'Saturnmark4life' but a group of loyalist saturnmark marks posting in his absence from reality at this point.

[k thx 0]

We'd like to confirm we are not the poster 'Saturnmark4life' but a group of loyalist saturnmark marks posting in his absence from reality at this point.

Well, that was relevant as fuck...

[Adam 0]

So who is being inducted into the Hall of Fame of Suck, Johnson?

[Guest Beeferton]

I am Beeferton. ROAARRRR!!

 

 

Saturn sucks, buddy.

[k thx 0]

I am Beeferton. ROAARRRR!!

 

 

Saturn sucks, buddy.

The planet or the wrestler?

[Guest Beeferton]

I am Beeferton.  ROAARRRR!!

 

 

Saturn sucks, buddy.

The planet or the wrestler?

Both, really.