Guest Vitamin X Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Hey I make my all-important return to TSM! Or not. Important, that is. And I have no clue what the hell is going in WWE or if anything in it is worth watching yet. Can someone get me up to date on this?
Guest Ray Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Benoit and Lesnar just had what might be the best free TV match of 2003 on Smackdown. Goldberg is the Raw champion. HHH looks like he ran out of 'roids. Vince McMahon is still satan.
Youth N Asia Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 WIth few exceptions you've missed a very bad run of shows.
Chazz Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 WIth few exceptions you've missed a very bad run of shows. Amen.
Just call me Dan Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Raw has been excellent the past 2 months.
The Mandarin Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 RAW's been great for a while now. SmackDown's been just okay, it started going downhill after the Iron Man match.
LooseCannon25 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Raw's been pretty damn solid over the last few months, and Smackdown has been average with some great TV matches in between. HHH is starting to look like his mentor Ric Flair...........body wise
2GOLD Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And oddly enough, the WWE followed the same above formula if you really think about as long and as hard as I did.
Guest Fook Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Jericho's fucking Trish, but she just found out it was all to win a bet with Christian over who could score with a diva first.
Guest Anglesault Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Hoss-a-mania is all over Smackdown. Angle is dead again, but it's okay since there's no one for him to feud with anyway. And for whatever reason Bob Holly is in a world title feud.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Rikishi got fatter. Goldberg got over. Orton did not. Nidia went blind. Mick Foley returned. Lawer's still a perv.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Oh yeah, depending on how long you've been gone...TBS took a shit, and then he took a swim in it with help from Eddie.
razazteca Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 During the plane ride back from world tour *talent* went crazy and another *talent* was released/quit. Note to *talent* do not take plane trips or your job will be in jeopardy.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Also, Hulk Hogan turned heel, and joined The Outsiders, Razor Ramon and Diesel, to start a new wrestling federation that they called the New Wolrd Order.
Guest Fook Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Speaking of the Big Show, he won the US title from Eddie at No Mercy and has yet to defend it against anyone.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 ...and has yet to defend it against anyone. I just realized that last night, I didn't even notice he had the title, or that I haven't seen it in a while. I believe WWE forgot about it also.
deancoles Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Rhyno is now in Velocity hell and La Parka is working for All Japan.
Just call me Dan Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 That's fucking ridiculous. I remember when they brought it in to be a "wrestling oriented title" and wanted it on Eddie to get the division on the right foot and bring good matches to the table to help make it prestigious. What the fuck.
Guest Anglesault Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 (edited) Well, they needed to get the belt off Eddie to elevate him to the ME. Unfortunately, before they can attempt to elevate him, they have to Kurt Angle him by dropping him all the way down the card into a pointless program with the kind of over Chavo. Edited December 6, 2003 by Anglesault
yankovic fan Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Hogan bodyslammed Andre the Giant... Ric Flair had photos of him and Elizabeth... Steve Austin had a heck of a match with Bret Hart... The Rock defeated Hulk Hogan... Too many wrestlers passed away...
Guest Ray Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 RAW's been great for a while now. WHAT.....THE.....FUCK??????
Cran Da Maniac Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Last time I watched wrestling, Bruno Sammartino was champ, has anything significant happened since then?
2GOLD Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Last time I watched wrestling, Bruno Sammartino was champ, has anything significant happened since then? No, not really.
King Cucaracha Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Wasn't Show's mat classic with Shannon last week for the belt?
ISportsFan Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Wasn't Show's mat classic with Shannon last week for the belt? Nope. Jason
The Amazing Rando Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 all I remember was Vince doing a legdrop from a ladder...or something... wasn't that COOL?!
Styles Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Folks, we did the joke already, it made a classic thread. Don't ruin it. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=33110
The Amazing Rando Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 dude...look up... i'm a bit ahead of you... <---- is still amazing.
JasonX Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Hey I make my all-important return to TSM! Or not. Important, that is. And I have no clue what the hell is going in WWE or if anything in it is worth watching yet. Can someone get me up to date on this? On Raw: Xian and Jericho are trying to pretend to be good guys in order to bang Lita and Trish Matt Hardy is now on Raw and officially dumped Lita Kane stole the Nathan Jones's original "Evil Genius Heel" gimmick Golberg is champion and HHH is his bitch Austin is finally gone, Mick Foley has taken his spot, and Randy Orton has stolen credit from Jericho (who spearheaded the removal of Austin as Co-GM) for getting rid of Austin On SD: Bob Holly has come back as Brock Lesner's stalker and is in line for a big money match with Brock for the world title instead of Benoit or John Cena John Cena is now a babyface after refusing to join Brock's new heel stable that consists of him, Nathan Jones, A-Train, one of the tough enough guys, and Big Show Eddy Guerrerro and Chavo are fighting like a bunch of girls over who's the weakest link of their team Vince had Kane help him bury Undertaker alive Angle is hurt again and won't be back till the start of the new year IIRC...
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