Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Is Austin and Triple H (to a lesser extent, or course) honorary hosses then? JR loves them (moreso Austin) as faces, and still gives them respect as heels ("I may not like him, but he is the toughest SOB, blah blah blah"). Austin's a hoss. In fact, he's the probably the leader of the hosses. Austin being from Texas guarantees you that. The other prime indgriedient for hosses would be playing football. If you've played football and were good at it, you're a hoss. No wonder J.R. has a perminant boner for Bradshaw. A texan who played college football.....if not for Dr. Death, Bradshaw would be #1 on the list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Tomko and Fertig are hosses. AND studs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 7, 2003 You can't be a hoss and a stud. A stud is like a junior hoss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I'm pretty sure JR has called Test both a hoss and a stud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 You can't be a hoss and a stud. Tell that to TomKo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 or Fertig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I'm pretty sure JR has called Test both a hoss and a stud. I always figured "Stud" was saved for someone who didn't meet one of the two hoss Criterion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Well, the ultimate 'stud' was Billy Gunn, so you might be on to something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I'm pretty sure JR has called Test both a hoss and a stud. I always figured "Stud" was saved for someone who didn't meet one of the two hoss Criterion. The two requirements for being a Hoss are: Steroids and stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted December 7, 2003 This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted December 7, 2003 This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~! Dude, can I have some of what you're smoking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted December 7, 2003 This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~! Dude, can I have some of what you're smoking? Yes. (passes joint) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted December 7, 2003 You can't be a hoss and a stud. A stud is like a junior hoss. I've given this much thought over the years and have actually devised a Hossish characterization guide........ Hoss - General big guy that need not be in good shape. Facial hair or some other "tough" characteristic helps with the "cowboyish" image that inspired this JRism. Classic Hoss = Bradshaw, Nash Stud - Very big guy who is in excellent shape. Classic Studs = Batista, Rock Monster/Manster = Huge, freakish wrestler that is either naturally scary looking or has a gimmick that gives a scary look. Classic Monsters = Brock, Kane. House = Big, FAT guy. Classic Houses = Mark Henry, Earthquake, Mabel Giants = Freakishly tall wrestler. Classic Giants = Andre, Big Show Horse = JR used to use this one awhile back. A Horse falls somewhere between a Stud and a Hoss. Meaning that, it's a guy who isn't big or tough looking enough to be a Hoss but not in good enough shape to be a Stud. Classic Horses = Test, Billy Gunn .....and that's my guide to the Hosses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I always thought to be a hoss you had to have played football (Albert) live in Texas (Bradshaw) or both. A Stud would be someone that was as inept as Hoss, but had no football background nor was he from texas. (Test) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 He called Kane a hoss at Unforgiven 2001... But I guess that's because Undertaker is his brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Someone really should email JR with these questions. I wonder what his answers would be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 7, 2003 And since Taker is from Texas, the Kane character must be as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 nathan goes to a Pub in Sydney and a Old broken down man sits next to him and buys him a Fosters.. Out back Jack: See mate I told ya them Yanks don't know talent when they see it... (hums tie me kangaroo down sport) Nathan just bangs his head against the bar muttering why couldn't I learn a decent armlock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Jericho was right; we are ALL marks Well, no shit Sherlock. Since, you know, we're all wrestling fans, and "mark" means "wrestling fan".... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Kane played College Basketball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Kane played College Basketball. Then that makes him: "A t'mendous athelete, Kiiiinng" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Oh, for the above person who mentioned Horse... JR Called A-Train a Horse at Royal Rumble 03. ...think it was A-Train...it's been a while since I watched it, so it could have been DeMott. Most likely A-Train though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Damn, he packs his bags after he finally starts to show improvement. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Oh, for the above person who mentioned Horse... JR Called A-Train a Horse at Royal Rumble 03. ...think it was A-Train...it's been a while since I watched it, so it could have been DeMott. Most likely A-Train though. It was Train. Then again, he also called Charlie Haas a 'Hoss' at the same event...so, yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Besus Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Damn Nathan Jones left? DAMMIT! *crys* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~! Dude, can I have some of what you're smoking? Yes. (passes joint) don't you mean " **passes crackpipe**" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I wonder why Nathan Jones can't "take this business"? He's been in it for like, what, less than a year? They gave him an immediate push with Taker as an ally, an when that didn't work he became an enforcer for the champ and was on tv each week. And all they asked him to do was improve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 7, 2003 Damn, he packs his bags after he finally starts to show improvement. Oh well. He showed signs of improvement? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 I am almost positive that JR called RVD a hoss in the 6 man tag on raw. I was shocked, how could this be? It turned my entire world upside down. I could not sleep all night, I tossed I turned, it was horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claydude14 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2003 What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking. He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense. He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while. He CAN have good matches. He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil. Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired. I think it's because of his size aka hoss. It seems alot of posters think that someone over 6'5 is a hoss and therefore sucks. wAIT, The Rock is around 6'4 or 6'5....... OMG HOSS He suuuuuuuuuuucks what determines a hoss anyway....... Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Must use a powerbomb as finisher. Can't lose to someone under 6'3". The lsit goes on and on. JR told me at his book signing in Rochester that "Hoss means healthy" And then with a really sad look on his face, told me Austin was his favorite hoss... when he's healthy, which of course he hasn't been lately. I shit you not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
