k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone. But especially you. And especially Zack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone. But especially you. And especially Zack. Ain't nothing wrong with a little holiday nookie, Blue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Finishes free drink, leaves a $10 on Bar * Well I'm heading back to work guys, catch ya later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone. But especially you. And especially Zack. Ain't nothing wrong with a little holiday nookie, Blue. There is when it's on my bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 OK, so we'll go behind the bar. I'll have Sandman keep watch for any wanderers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 How about NO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 How about NO~! YUH-HUH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wakes up in the bathroom stall* My ass hurts........ *notices Rod beside him asleep holding a bottle of date rape drugs* That is it! I need a new parole officer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 How about NO~! YUH-HUH~! NUH-UH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 How about NO~! YUH-HUH~! NUH-UH~! YUH-NUH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wanders out of bathroom* Give me a Corona. And do you have any bouncers to go kick Rod's ass? He slipped something in my drink last night....then after I was out he slipped something in my ass.........NOW I KNOW HOW KOTZ FEELS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wanders out of bathroom* Give me a Corona. And do you have any bouncers to go kick Rod's ass? He slipped something in my drink last night....then after I was out he slipped something in my ass.........NOW I KNOW HOW KOTZ FEELS! Hey, no homophobic insults in my bar please. We're gay friendly. You can call Kotz a bitch, but you can't say he takes it like one. Anyhow, Sandman is an unofficial bouncer. And I'm gonna make Zack one too. Maybe it'll mess up his pretty, pretty face... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wanders out of bathroom* Give me a Corona. And do you have any bouncers to go kick Rod's ass? He slipped something in my drink last night....then after I was out he slipped something in my ass.........NOW I KNOW HOW KOTZ FEELS! Hey, no homophobic insults in my bar please. We're gay friendly. You can call Kotz a bitch, but you can't say he takes it like one. Anyhow, Sandman is an unofficial bouncer. And I'm gonna make Zack one too. Maybe it'll mess up his pretty, pretty face... Yeah well........I just took it like a bitch! I demand justice! Justice! Damn that Rod! I knew I should've picked the racist KKK cop over the gay rapist cop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wanders out of bathroom* Give me a Corona. And do you have any bouncers to go kick Rod's ass? He slipped something in my drink last night....then after I was out he slipped something in my ass.........NOW I KNOW HOW KOTZ FEELS! Hey, no homophobic insults in my bar please. We're gay friendly. You can call Kotz a bitch, but you can't say he takes it like one. Anyhow, Sandman is an unofficial bouncer. And I'm gonna make Zack one too. Maybe it'll mess up his pretty, pretty face... Yeah well........I just took it like a bitch! I demand justice! Justice! Damn that Rod! I knew I should've picked the racist KKK cop over the gay rapist cop. Don't act like you didn't love it. Now, you wanna drink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *wanders out of bathroom* Give me a Corona. And do you have any bouncers to go kick Rod's ass? He slipped something in my drink last night....then after I was out he slipped something in my ass.........NOW I KNOW HOW KOTZ FEELS! Hey, no homophobic insults in my bar please. We're gay friendly. You can call Kotz a bitch, but you can't say he takes it like one. Anyhow, Sandman is an unofficial bouncer. And I'm gonna make Zack one too. Maybe it'll mess up his pretty, pretty face... Dude, I've taken Tae Kwon Do, and I'm Italian. If I don't fuck someone up, my family will. That said, here's some useless facts for you. I was at one of the bars in downtown Providence that I used to hang at regularly, standing by the door and chatting it up with two of the bouncers I knew. Some kid runs over and, thinking I'm a bouncer (I'm 5'11" and 160 pounds and standing next to two gargantuans, but he asks ME), tells me that some kid "rubbed a cigarrette into his girlfriends arm". As it turns out, some kid walked by her, cigarrette in hand, and it grazed her, but this douche was willing to make an issue out of it. We proceeded to laugh our asses off in this kids face, because he honestly wanted the other guy kicked out for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Wow, that was useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hm, just before lunch.... Gimme a scotch on the rocks please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Heeeeeeey CC, how you doin'? ::winks:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey RoyalBlue, when is your break? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 A scotch on the rocks for CC, a restraining order for Zack and a BlueLove token for Mr. Piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Wow, that was useless. Don't ever accuse me of false advertising then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Lemme get a Bud Light and a shot of Jameson's please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: walks in :: JAxlMorrison - your sig quote is correct except for "YEAH, THROW HIM!" - he didn't say that :: walks out :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: walks in :: JAxlMorrison - your sig quote is correct except for "YEAH, THROW HIM!" - he didn't say that :: walks out :: I bet you a dollar he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'm off out in a bit. Zack, as my resident DJ and bouncer, you're in charge. P.S., don't play any GnR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Not to worry. I'll hit up the jukebox and play "The End" by The Doors. The all time bar killing song. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *unplugs the jukebox as he leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 All right, everyone who's leaving, the line forms to the right. Everyone who's staying, please don't knock down the Christmas Tree. I already had to untangle Dames from the tinsel, and it was a bad scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey, who mixed this Red Death? I can actually taste the booze, what the fuck. Oh well......... Lemme get another Bud Light, and a Kamikaze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: walks in :: JAxlMorrison - your sig quote is correct except for "YEAH, THROW HIM!" - he didn't say that :: walks out :: I bet you a dollar he did. :: watches DVD :: Get that guy out of here. Yeah, that guy. Are you listening to me Mr. Security man? That guy right there - GONE! Yeah. Hand me that shirt. Hand me that shirt! :: guard throws guy's shirt to Axl :: Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
