1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 This thread isn't as fun when you're sober. From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 True Dat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 True Dat. HONEY! I missed you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 HELLO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Finally, back together at last. I missed you over the holiday. These cold winter nights aren't the same without your tender touch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 This thread isn't as fun when you're sober. From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober. *raises hand* I actually think everything is funner when I'm sober. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Come and live in the South Wales Valleys. Your mind will soon be changed. Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth. Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. Damn, Zack, you ARE smooth. Just make sure that she's not crazy beforehand. I had a bad experience over the weekend, and now my neck is covered in deep scratches, my hand is all torn up, and I was choked repeatedly. The things guys do to get laid... Well, that's what you get for screwing a lawnmower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Lawnmower, Four Feet of Chicano Fury, either one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 29, 2003 uh...ouch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 uh...ouch? It only hurts when I turn my neck, don't worry. Word of caution to all you guys: don't hook up with some short Mexican girl at a random party unless you want to get badly hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 29, 2003 *can't remember the last time he hooked up with anyone* sigh *watches paris hilton sex tape again.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 Zack, you can come too. I'm sure we'll have fun with or without alcohol. For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. No way, the first encounter has to be a drunken mess. Sober sex shouldn't happen until at least the 5th or 6th time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Meh, who needs alcohol to confuse your mind when you can just pound it into submission! ::Headbutts brick wall until the wall stops talking shit:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 You know, WJM and I are going to have the most adorable kids. I say that because the above post shows exactly why Sandman isn't getting anywhere near them, ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 I'm sure WJM is jailbait, at least in the states. Couldn't Zack get arrested? Or at least go to hell for what his dirty mind is thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 What! Comedy and pedophillia can go hand in hand... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 You know, WJM and I are going to have the most adorable kids. I say that because the above post shows exactly why Sandman isn't getting anywhere near them, ever. I know where you live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 And I know where you live. Don't make me show up at the door weilding a boombox in full 80's style, blasting "Tearin' Up My Heart" at 3am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 So, please, stop on by. For manmeat on manmeat action? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by. I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by. I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass. That's four. I have to wind down before going to bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps. Hanging with Mr. Piss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps. Hanging with Mr. Piss? Everybody Loves Piss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Piss Matters, or Piss By Piss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 The Pissy Bunch? That's probably an accurate description, heh. Wasn't this thread about a bar at one point? Is it OK to have my kids in here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
