Sandman9000 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 We don't know what you're talking about. There was no invading at all. ::Men in black suits surround JSYK::
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think Sandman wants to be Will Smith.
Hank Kingsley Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Christy Carlson Romano is the girl of my dreams.
1234-5678 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think Sandman wants to be Will Smith. Fuck Will Smith.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 Sandman wants to fuck Will Smith?
Murmuring Beast Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I dunno. Will Smith looks awfully big.
KingPK Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Sneaking up behind people, grabbing them by the throat, and bopping them in the head with the BUTT of your pistol seems like a great way to get through a big crowd. *Has played too much Splinter Cell*
Adam Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I'm starting to come of age as a E-Fed writer.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Shaving legs is overrated. Ditto...
CanadianChick Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 My friends are fuckin douche bags. Good deal.
Sandman9000 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 You know what? They're just fucking letting anyone be ninjas nowdays, and it pisses me off. I remember back in the day when you had to be something special to be a ninja. Now even the crippled kid with the lazy eye gets to say he's a ninja. Man, children today have it easy, and they don't know the half of it.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think Evenflow is posting something in this thread.
KingPK Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 If Tom Brokaw released a CD of love songs, people probably would have sex to it.
CanadianChick Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think New Year's Eve is the most overrated day of the year! Especially when I don't have plans.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think New Year's Eve is the most overrated day of the year! Especially when I don't have plans. You can come with me if you'd like .
The Kid Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think my friends are gettin sick of my pity party. It's a good party tho...and I have a keg.
The Kid Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I'm thinkin tha Malibu is one of the biggest pimps I've ever met...I'm impressed.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 And someday my son, I shall pass the torch... Plus, I'd like to think that international women have a certain uniqueness and appeal. This would explain my fandom of WJM as well as CC.
The Kid Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Hey, Malibu...could you change my name back to "The Kid" please? I could post it in the official thread but...fuck it.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think I could do that, after I'm done laying the mack down.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 No, make him suffer. Quiet you, or you'll be "Pissin' In The Wind" like *that*.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 No, make him suffer. Quiet you, or you'll be "Pissin' In The Wind" like *that*. I actually like that. The name's cool too...
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think the talk of Golden Showers scared CC away from this thread. Please put the gimp mask away, Piss.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 I think the talk of Golden Showers scared CC away from this thread. Please put the gimp mask away, Piss. Where do you think she went, huh? Chicks dig Mr. Piss' mask. Even though it is starting to look like a f'd up Hello Kitty.
Zack Malibu Posted December 31, 2003 Author Report Posted December 31, 2003 If I knew where she was, I'd be there with her. Oh, and I accidentally stepped on one of the min-camera-cats earlier. My apologies. I will say that they're obedient as hell. I didn't hear even the slightest purr or meow while WJM and I were, *ahem* behind closed doors. You've got some well-trained pussy there.
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