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Ole Anderson is GOD

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Did anyone listen?

 

That was, without doubt, the greatest interview I have ever heard on Professional Wrestling.

 

Ole did not like Dave.

Ole mocked Dave.

Dave did not like Ole.

They discussed pro wrestling.

 

The rest, as they say, is histo-fucking-ry.

 

 

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Guest sean pyro

I love how Ole admitted he didn't follow the wrestling of today yet he still comments on it.

 

And his over all bitterness was fantastic.

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"Well gee, why aren't you a booker, then, eh? I think Dave Meltzer should run a promotion cause you're the most knowledgable person I've spoken to about wrestling"

 

"Yeah, well, uh" *Dave makes an uncomfortable laughs*

 

Ole saying Hulk Hogan wasn't a good draw is hilarious; which is a shame, cause he did make some good arguments before he went insane.

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Oh, I was about to induct Ole into the Smark Hall of Fame before he pulled out the "You're just someone who wanted to become a wrestler, but couldn't, so all you can do is write about it" line - which was brilliant, btw. His bitterness, especially towards Vince McMahon, was a treat.

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Guest bort

a buddy buddy cop show about a slick city detective and a toothless hillbilly are forced to team up to catch the man who killed there ex partner/brother they live in the same apartment buliding and are both in love with the same chick......and Ole would have a talking dog....

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I could definately see Da Meltz as some sort of Wild West type. Maybe the sheriff, then you have Ole as the guy who owns the bar who used to be the sheriif. Mentor/New Blood type show.

 

You could have other wrestlers as cameos. AJ Styles as the southerner finding his way in a new town. Vince Russo as the carrage driver who swerves all over the place. The show basically writes itself.

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Hmm...

 

I'm thinking Dave Meltzer is a special investigator for the police who is sent to various places to investigate crimes - he is very particular and does not like to be disturbed - and then he is paired with Ole Anderson, the old vet on the force who is being put with Meltzer to "get him out of the way" of the regular police business. So here we have Meltzer's scientific approach meshing with Oles Smashmouth style and the rest, as they say, is history.

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GOOD GOD. Ole sounds absolutely pathetic. The guy is so bitter of Hogan, Flair, Savage and just about anybody else that was ever popular. This guy would be the last guy I would ever turn to for booking my promotion. And the way he kept mocking Dave for no reason other than saying things Ole doesn't like that are the turth really made him out to be a dick. What a trainwreck. I can't wait to hear some followup on this one next week.

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Does anybody remember the time Ole worked as a ref for WCW in I think '91 or '92. Man talk about awful.

 

This is how he went. When a wrestler would have someone for a pin. Ole would SLOWLY check one side to make sure the shoulder was down and then SLOWLY go to the other side to make sure it was down. And finally would SLOWLY start the count. Hell by the time Ole would start the count the wrestler had his man in the pin for a good 10 secs.

 

Good thing Ole didn't last long as a ref.

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Ole Anderson is an ex-con and Dave Meltzer is his parole officer. Ole is killed by his old gang and now haunts Dave as a ghost and aides him in bringing the gang to justice and righting other wrongs of the legal system. Call it "Ghost of a Chance."

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It's Called Taco Salad: The Reckoning. It's the story of the best taco salad ever made. The CIA wants it; the Cubans want it, Ole Anderson wants it; Dave Meltzer wants it for the story of the year and Markie Post and Hulk Hogan want it for science. We change the salad to french toast for the European release.

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Guest TDinDC1112

I was going to get his book, but after listening to him make an Ass of himself for 90 minutes, he's not getting any of my money, nor is he getting about 50 Observer subscribers money who wrote into the Observer site on feedback. The guy really knows how to "draw" money.

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Guest Mr. Adam

Man, after listening to that I can only conclude that Ole is a really pissed off, wrestling orientated Manny Puig.

That is all.

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Guest sean pyro

if your internet provider has newsgroup support then you can download it from alt.binaries.pro-wrestling

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Holy shit, that was great! If bitterness was a neon sign, Ole could be seen from Jupiter. What a crusty fuck! "Wah wah wah, if I had known the kind of money I could make, I would have made myself champ like Flair did."

 

Meltzer's "Stuttering John" routine didn't go over too well, though. He sounded like a whiny, petulant child sometimes, but he definitely put Ole in his place.

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