Queer Eye for the Fandom Guy [amusing little fic]

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Wow. Guys, it wasn't very funny or anything, but I think you guys are being a bit harsh.

It's not just this one incident. It's the fact that when you see Yuna's name, you can pretty much count on it pertaining to either Queer Eye or X2. Yeah she can post about what she likes, but christ, just because you are interested in every facet of some flavor of the week item, doesn't mean that everyone else wants to read about it.

 

Everyone's personal opinions are just that, opinions, and people have the right to like what they like. But Yuna's obsessions about these few things border on creepy, especially when you consider that a couple years from now, she'll barely remember liking them. Like I said, flavor of the week.

 

And before I end up typing up a quasi-manifesto a la Ashley (whoever the fuck that is), I'll close by saying that the "if you don't like it, don't read it" card is bullshit. This is a public forum and by posting something on said forum, you're opening the door for discussion and opinions, some of which may (shockingly) not be similar to yours. Post what you'd like, but don't get your panties in a bunch when not everyone welcomes it with open arms.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

But Yuna's obsessions about these few things border on creepy, especially when you consider that a couple years from now, she'll barely remember liking them. Like I said, flavor of the week.

Umm, no. I can remember each and every one of my 'obsessions', thank you.

 

quasi-manifesto a la Ashley (whoever the fuck that is)

She's a very good friend of mine. She was going to register on here, but she couldn't, so I let her use my name to post her rant.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

quasi-manifesto a la Ashley (whoever the fuck that is)

She's a very good friend of mine. She was going to register on here, but she couldn't, so I let her use my name to post her rant.

*sends in a very good friend to fight his battle*

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

see what you guys did? You pissed off Ashley!

Best post I've seen in weeks. Magnificent.

[Bored 0]

Ok. The name's Ashley. Yuna, the darling she is gave me over her name just so I can post something real quick.

Yuna is female!? Ya I know the name is a female character from Final Fantasy X but I always figured this poster was 12-14 year old boy experimenting with their sexuality.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Ok. The name's Ashley. Yuna, the darling she is gave me over her name just so I can post something real quick.

Yuna is female!? Ya I know the name is a female character from Final Fantasy X but I always figured this poster was 12-14 year old boy experimenting with their sexuality.

Ummmmmm....ja, I'm a chick. 17.

 

*sends in a very good friend to fight his battle*

I didn't send her in anywhere, thank you.

[Anya 0]

I thought the Angel bit was pretty cool.

[Damaramu 0]

Wait? First of all. That shit doesn't even belong in this forum Ashley...if that is your real name. So every argument you made just went out the window.

Thank you for playing don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I thought the Angel bit was pretty cool.

Heeeey, some support. Tsk, tsk, Sakura. Didn't you know this was a 'Hate Yuna' zone?

[MrRant 0]

You know... every Ashley I've ever known is a bitch.

 

Including my cousin.

[Guest JMA]

There is no such thing as a pansexual.

 

Once again, if you take a penis in the BUTT, you are GAY!

Aren't you forgetting about bi-sexuals?

[Damaramu 0]

I thought the Angel bit was pretty cool.

Heeeey, some support. Tsk, tsk, Sakura. Didn't you know this was a 'Hate Yuna' zone?

No this is a "Quit posting shit like this" hate zone.

[Nevermortal 0]

There is no such thing as a pansexual.

 

Once again, if you take a penis in the BUTT, you are GAY!

Aren't you forgetting about bi-sexuals?

There's no such thing.

[Guest JMA]

There is no such thing as a pansexual.

 

Once again, if you take a penis in the BUTT, you are GAY!

Aren't you forgetting about bi-sexuals?

There's no such thing.

That's just your opinion, though. Many people disagree.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I remember this one time on AIM, I told Yuna Sean Connery was a better actor than Alan Cumming and we argued about it and eventually she told me she had told "Ashley" what I said and she thought I was stupid. It's probobly my second favorite AIM conversation I had with Yuna. The best, undoubtedly being when she told me (despite knowing next to nothing about the former) that Spider-Man and the X-Men should NEVER EVER MIX.

 

I just cracked up.

[Downhome 0]

Let's just move this to NHB so we can really discuss this matter.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Let's just move this to NHB so we can really discuss this matter.

Since when is anything really discussed in NHB... oops, I mean "Hardcore Discussion."

 

Seriously, that name change was SOOOOO weak.

[Downhome 0]

Seriously, that name change was SOOOOO weak.

Why was the name of it changed in the first place?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Seriously, that name change was SOOOOO weak.

Why was the name of it changed in the first place?

Before I answer this let me first say that Dames is probobly the nicest guy I ever met on the 'Net.

 

But Dames seemingly doesn't realize that some people were born without common sense, and don't fucking realize that even though the forum says "No Holds Barred" they still have to have some human decency when posting there. Being the very nice guy that he is, he felt that a name change would avoid confusion.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I remember this one time on AIM, I told Yuna Sean Connery was a better actor than Alan Cumming and we argued about it and eventually she told me she had told "Ashley" what I said and she thought I was stupid. It's probobly my second favorite AIM conversation I had with Yuna. The best, undoubtedly being when she told me (despite knowing next to nothing about the former) that Spider-Man and the X-Men should NEVER EVER MIX.

 

I just cracked up.

I remember that conversation, actually. And, no, it wasn't Ashley that I had told, it was Krystal. You might remember Krystal...she's the one you put on ignore on AIM.

 

And the conversation about Spider-Man and X-Men was about X-Men Evolution, if I recall. If it was about the comics, then you obviously win any argument pertaining to those, since you know, and I've admitted it several times, that I'm basically clueless when it comes to the comics.

 

Personally, I thought Evo wouldn't do well with a Spider-Man crossover, since Evo has too large of a cast as it is. Plus, they're generated toward a younger audience. Then again, I don't claim to be an expert on X-Men-SpiderMan crossovers.

[Damaramu 0]

*starts a "move the thread" chant*

[Ravenbomb 0]

*Starts a 'One of us' chant*

[Jobber of the Week 0]

This thread is up there with the Kamui thread in the "Long Time Coming" list.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

 

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

 

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."

[Renegade 0]

You know... every Ashley I've ever known is a bitch.

 

Including my cousin.

That is so true its not even funny.

 

And yes move the thread, this could be a classic.

 

 

Umm....yes, yes it is. I believe I talked [or, more like ranted] about rap crap in the music thread.

 

Lets take a gander shall we?

 

Oh for fuck sakes, that is just...ugh! Totally annoying, basically. So, basically, a black artist can make a song like 'Smackin' Mah Bitch Up' and WOOHOO! yay! new #1 on the charts! But if a white artist says ONE..BAD..THING about chick it's OMG!RACIST!!

 

I fuckin' hate the black culture. Scratch that, I hate the fuckin' hate the black rap culture. I'm sure there are some nice blacks out there...I just have yet to meet one.

 

It's just so damn annoying. We're supposed to be nice to the current blacks just because their ancestors were slaves. So what? Almost every race was at one point or another a slave another culture.

Edited January 1, 2004 by Renegade

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Umm....yes, yes it is. I believe I talked [or, more like ranted] about rap crap in the music thread.

 

Lets take a gander shall we?

 

Oh for fuck sakes, that is just...ugh! Totally annoying, basically. So, basically, a black artist can make a song like 'Smackin' Mah Bitch Up' and WOOHOO! yay! new #1 on the charts! But if a white artist says ONE..BAD..THING about chick it's OMG!RACIST!!

 

I fuckin' hate the black culture. Scratch that, I hate the fuckin' hate the black rap culture. I'm sure there are some nice blacks out there...I just have yet to meet one.

 

It's just so damn annoying. We're supposed to be nice to the current blacks just because their ancestors were slaves. So what? Almost every race was at one point or another a slave another culture.

Like I said, ranting is so much fun, people. So is bleeding, but that's only because Thomas Kaden did the straight-man's-speed-shaving like a jackass.

[Damaramu 0]

Can we get a ban on all of Yuna's sigs? They're usually just gross and disturbing.

When is this going to be moved? It doesn't even belong in the movie forum? Hell it belongs in no forum.....so let's move it to Hardcore!

Someone alert the mod squad!

[Guest Ghettoman]

You know, you just can't expect a girl obsessed with a gay mans sexuality to be too over.

 

I guess the pansexual thing is to keep hope alive.....

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Can we get a ban on all of Yuna's sigs? They're usually just gross and disturbing.

When is this going to be moved? It doesn't even belong in the movie forum? Hell it belongs in no forum.....so let's move it to Hardcore!

Someone alert the mod squad!

Hey, Johnny Depp ain't that bad...

[Jobber of the Week 0]

He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

Yep, all gay men are like this.

 

 

 

 

And all black guys use the "shizzle my nizzle" stuff, too.