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Guest Anticrombie

Shoes Head wants his name changed to Don King Is Sex...

 

...so many questions...

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

I'd like to be called

Pretty in Pink

if you want to change it or not

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I'd like to be called

Pretty in Pink

if you want to change it or not

*checks calendar*

 

Yup, just about time for the regular Banky name change

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
I'd like to be called

Pretty in Pink

if you want to change it or not

*checks calendar*

 

Yup, just about time for the regular Banky name change

Whats your point?

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Guest Shoes Head
Not until you explain why, because that's fucked up, dude.

Well, there's no question that Don King is the sexiest man alive. However, upon examination - he doesn't truly exist in this universe as a human being. Let me explain:

 

Don King fades in and out of existence because he seems to phase in and out of time and space. Such people throughout history have been sometimes identified as "patron saints," although the terminology is misleading. Don King embodies all that is sexuality. One need only point to a picture of him to define the act of sexual intercourse. Romantic feelings worldwide can be traced directly to Don King. There are no degrees of separation. When one person feels that he is in love with another, he is actually feeling Don King's life force.

 

This theory is far above anything Stephen Hawking has ever contributed to mankind. Further evidence of this position is that whenever Don King has been spotted in public, there has been at least one act of sexual intercourse on earth (and possibly other planets). I would like my name to support this groundbreaking theory.

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Well, after THAT exchange...

Could I change my name back to Slickster? It's been over a year since Blassie died (not to mention that Slickster is wayyy easier to type). Thanks in advance!

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CM Funk needs a new name.

You're right. I suggested a name change to Zack Malibu last week, but he talked me out of it.

 

I was thinking "Waingro", "Nose Candy" or "Devil's Muzak", but now I'm REALLY leaning towards "Rodney King is Sex".

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Guest subliminal_animal

Can someone change Mole's name back to MoleLohan? I want to insult him really bad.

 

Thanks.

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Guest The Satanic Angel
All caught up, except for that Don King crap, because that IS fucked up.

Thank you. :)

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