The Czech Republic Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 I still like "MoleMoneyMoleProblems" the best.
Mole Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Well, I'd still like Mole to happen. But whatever.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 May I please have TheSatanicAngel back? Thanks.
Guest Shoes Head Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 Could my name be changed to "Don King Is Sex" please?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 Not until you explain why, because that's fucked up, dude.
Guest Anticrombie Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 Shoes Head wants his name changed to Don King Is Sex... ...so many questions...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 I'd like to be called Pretty in Pink if you want to change it or not
Guest Dazed Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 I'd like to be called Pretty in Pink if you want to change it or not Done
J.B. Buzzkill Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 Can I be changed to J.B. Buzzkill, please?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 Can I be changed to J.B. Buzzkill, please? no.
Slayer Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 I'd like to be called Pretty in Pink if you want to change it or not *checks calendar* Yup, just about time for the regular Banky name change
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 I'd like to be called Pretty in Pink if you want to change it or not *checks calendar* Yup, just about time for the regular Banky name change Whats your point?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 Whenever Banky posts, I'm gonna have that fucking song in my head.
Guest Shoes Head Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 Not until you explain why, because that's fucked up, dude. Well, there's no question that Don King is the sexiest man alive. However, upon examination - he doesn't truly exist in this universe as a human being. Let me explain: Don King fades in and out of existence because he seems to phase in and out of time and space. Such people throughout history have been sometimes identified as "patron saints," although the terminology is misleading. Don King embodies all that is sexuality. One need only point to a picture of him to define the act of sexual intercourse. Romantic feelings worldwide can be traced directly to Don King. There are no degrees of separation. When one person feels that he is in love with another, he is actually feeling Don King's life force. This theory is far above anything Stephen Hawking has ever contributed to mankind. Further evidence of this position is that whenever Don King has been spotted in public, there has been at least one act of sexual intercourse on earth (and possibly other planets). I would like my name to support this groundbreaking theory.
Slickster Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 Well, after THAT exchange... Could I change my name back to Slickster? It's been over a year since Blassie died (not to mention that Slickster is wayyy easier to type). Thanks in advance!
The Amazing Rando Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 When one person feels that he is in love with another, he is actually feeling Don King's life force. Only in America... Only in America....
Dr. Tom Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 All caught up, except for that Don King crap, because that IS fucked up.
The Mandarin Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 That "Don King is Sex" explanation made me cough up Raisin Bran this morning.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 CM Funk needs a new name.
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 That "Don King is Sex" explanation made me cough up Raisin Bran this morning. ^^^^^^ CM Funk needs a new name.
The Mandarin Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 CM Funk needs a new name. You're right. I suggested a name change to Zack Malibu last week, but he talked me out of it. I was thinking "Waingro", "Nose Candy" or "Devil's Muzak", but now I'm REALLY leaning towards "Rodney King is Sex".
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 Those are terrible. How about Sizzlechest?
Guest subliminal_animal Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 Can someone change Mole's name back to MoleLohan? I want to insult him really bad. Thanks.
Slayer Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 Do you really need an excuse to insult him?
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted October 3, 2004 Report Posted October 3, 2004 All caught up, except for that Don King crap, because that IS fucked up. Thank you.
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